Nothing says 'we are guilty' like putting up massive screens and banning anyone from coming near.

I’ll leave this one here.

Won’t be fooled again? Worth remembering that Roger Daltry is a Brexit bawbag.

Bonus 'Misirlou'! Don't get me wrong, Dick Dale is the King of Surf Guitar, but I'd probably have to say I like this version just a touch more. It's excellent.

The Iranian regime is brutal, but that does not justify the scenes we are witnessing now. The actions of the United States and Israel have no basis in international law. They must stop. Our clear call is for diplomacy, for de-escalation, and for this war to end.

Switch the gaslight off and read this article! ‘None of the 65 countries who gained independence from the British Empire, have sought to give up their sovereignty or rejoin it. Just to be clear, that is a 100% success rate, and as the odd’s go, that is definitive.’

Morning.

He’s lost the plot. Rambling. Every time in front of a camera. Not long now.

A friend asked a pal (a GP) for his thoughts on Trump's neck rash. The GP said: "My first thought was undiagnosed syphilis." Sexually transmitted. Patchy hair. Leaning forward to correct loss of balance. Odd rashes and bruises. Paranoia. Intermittent fatigue. Mood swings. Delusions. Dementia.

Europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of Hormuz:

My mate’s son is a Scottish doctor who’s moved to Australia and now working in Darwin. He moved to Australia because he was sick to the back teeth of working for the NHS and the lack of anything good with it. He was working as a doctor in Bristol.

How do you know when BBC News is peddling 🇬🇧 propaganda? Easy. It’s on the radio, the telly or t’internet.

Get yer’sel tae Largs . 23rd March. This is an event you cannie miss. If you moan about or don’t watch BBC news this is an opportunity to understand why and how . #independence #BothVotesSNP #snp #EndTheUnion #election #indyref2 #yeswecan

🚨 Starmer told his UK Labour Government to override devolution. And Labour in Wales? More interested in protecting their party than our democracy! 🤯 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Vote Plaid Cymru on 7 May for a government that will always stand up for Wales and our interests.

Still in anticipation, awaiting that laughable obituary. Surely can’t be long now. And don’t call me Shirley.

Scottish heating oil award to mitigate oil rises by London Labour - £4.2M (Barnet consequential) divided by 120K (household) is £35 per household. Meanwhile the Westminster NorthSea oil barrel price increase profiteering is how much?

Tower in Toowoomba

The Starmer fanboy fluffing from O’Brien is just nauseating.

I'm proud we have delivered 1,140 hours of funded early learning and childcare. If re-elected, the SNP will go further - expanding childcare from 9 months to the end of primary school, for every child in Scotland, year round. Helping families and growing our economy.

Worst slogan ever. They should have just gone for 'Back to the Future with Scottish Labour'.

Morning.

Water and stones.

“Mine hunting drones….” 😏

This war is going so bad Trump is gonna have to release the complete Epstein Files to distract from Iran.

Reflect on this when you cast your vote on 7 May. Remember the lies. #VoteForScotland #IndependenceIsNormal

Nobody is buying it. The circulation figures are dismal, as bad as the Herald. The important thing is to not click on their online clickbait headlines. That generates the Record revenue and keeps them alive. For now.

Morning.

Emby else think the very annoying Pollack looks like him. 👇🏻

Not the ITV Rugby commentary: “France might just need to put those Morris bells for the wooden spoon back in the cupboard.”. “Oh wait. There’s another half to go.”

Godammit he’s dumb.

ITV Rugby’s in game on screen unwanted product adverts are the total money grabbing pits.

Won £3.90 for my £2.50 Euro Millions lottery ticket. Not sure how to deal with all the begging letters. Probably I’ll just keep sending them.

Thank you, conference. 💛 Let’s get out there, win the election on May 7, and build the better future for Scotland with independence.

Evening

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Well, well, well, Trump’s malpractice doesn’t have the required bandwidth. Iran will soon stand for He ran.

Were they giving the Orange Oaf fake medals way back then too?

Oh, honey . . . just because you played dress-up at a fake "military academy" that your parents sent you to because you were such an unmanageable, obnoxious teenager doesn't mean you were in the miliary. You had that duty, but lied to get out of it.

🥳 We’ve hit our £100,000 target in a little over a day. Now we’re pushing on to a new target: £120,000 - to scale this pro-Scotland, pro-independence campaign and reach even more voters online. If you can, chip in today: www.snp.org/appeal

All supermarkets selling you fuel are truly ripping you off at their pumps. Very fast to raise their prices and very slow to lower them again.

It's all here..... youtu.be/i0Pz8hLoE-U?...

There is nothing this little rat will not lie about Anas Sarwar accused of 'inaccurate' information over lack of fire fighting resources news.stv.tv/west-central...

Planes crash into each other. One landed safely, the other crashed to the ground.

Scottish Labour have flipped from Ambulance chasers to Fire Engine chasers

Morning.

It's been 2 years since Lee Anderson joined Reform, but more importantly - it's nearly 7 years since he lied to a journalist and got his mate to pretend he didn't know him.