We wish protestors would throw sandwiches at us. Our local militia’s motto is a yellow flag with “please bread on me”

Woof

Ok. Who did this? 🤭🤣😂

While the intent is appreciated, can America change the name of #NoKingsDay ? We have thousands of constituents that find this insulting. #NoTyrantsDay is a great alternative that only a few T-Rex lizard descendents would object to.

Until 2 minutes ago I never know there was a Beatnik glossary.

BREAKING: Due to our recent post on F-18s, the US Air Force is now performing aerial and ground surveillance of our Island. “Sovereignty isn’t just a Kentucky Derby horse, it’s also a global concept which must be respected!” -Premier Tuxley II

US Envoys arrived today and are pleading with our leaders to refrain from imposing retaliatory tariffs. We initially denied their pleas until their ambassador returned wearing a suit and thanked us for existing.

Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)

Cartoon by @adamzyglis.bsky.social. #TrumpTariffs

He Trump. You botched ceasefire negotiations. All you do is talk. No one listens to you anymore. Aren’t you the guy that swayed to Avè Maria for 38 minutes? What happened to people eating dogs? Hostage releases? Ending Russian war in 24 hours. Resort on the West Bank. Donald Trump. You’re fired!!

#Greenland 🇬🇱

So glad I bailed off that POS site.

Trump doesn't like this being reposted! Y'all know what to do! ⤵️ Repost, repost, repost, and repost again! 🤣😂🤣

As a former photojournalist I can attest to the sheer power of this picture. Bummer tho that no had the kahunas to throw a shoe or two.

Mikey found a spine, Yay! Mother must be soooo proud!

Editor alert! 😂

Look closely.

RIP Rick Buckler. To this day, I still firmly believe that if The Jam had made it across the pond to America, they would've been bigger than the Beatles. I will die on this hill. #PaulWeller #BruceFoxton #RickBuckler

If you're going to draw a swastika on someone to symbolize Nazism, do it right. In Hinduism, the right-facing swastika (卐) symbolizes the sun, prosperity and good luck--as it had for centuries. Rotate it left 45 degrees like Hitler did for proper Nazi effect. www.bbc.com/news/magazin...

America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

Spot on.

Great point.

Clever!

Just putting this out there www.thedailybeast.com/the-doge-mus...

A group of uncleared, unvetted, civilians have gained access to all of my federal records including military personnel, retirement and disability. They are reportedly feeding them into AI. I want them arrested and charged with federal crimes. Right fucking now! How is this even a discussion?

youtu.be/OujB43E-JeI?... I had talked about this yesterday when @reuters.com broke the story. It's still not being reported as widely as necessary, but @maddow.msnbc.com is talking about The Treasury Breach by DOGE! Pay attention and share these stories big time!

Thanks sweetheart!

Federal agencies can offer severances up to a year calculated on length of service and salary. What is fishy about this is that Office of Personnel Management is doing so directly, bypassing agencies.

CNN's Jim Acosta signing off: "I will not give in to the lies. I will not give into the fear. Post it on your social media so people can hear from you too." I will not give in to the lies. I will not give into the fear. Post it on your social media so people can hear from you too. Pass it on.

“I coached football long enough to know that, when somebody draws up a playbook, they plan on using it.” @governorwalz.mn.gov We told you. We told you. We told you.

Let Denmark cook.

There is only one reason Trump pulled the security off Pompeo and Bolton…to put them in danger for “crossing him.” To send a message to anyone else who would oppose. Both have active death threats from Iran. All to intimidate. This is the opposite of a real man of God. This is evil

When you're too stupid to get the joke.

Yes I will admit that I like Babymetal...very... different 🤘🏻🤘🏻

Scoring from a corner kick, an "Olimpico" goal, is a rare and very difficult feat, one needs to see to believe.

America needs more Jimmy Carters and fewer Elon Musks. RIP good sir 🫡

Yeah I can see this.

big difference between BlueSky and Elmo's folly: no pointless arguments about pineapple on pizza 🍕 🍍

They’re both corrupt, so either way 🤷‍♀️

President Musk President Musk President Musk

Muscow needs to go back to playing with his little cars and rockets, and Ramasalami needs to return to his sketchy hobby of exploiting expired patents for fun and profit. Get those two TF out of DC before they do some serious damage. This is simply not acceptable. 👿

Awesome list, SEB 💙