the funniest part about this whole Pitchfork paywall bit is that you now have to pay 60 bucks a year to see their scores, which kinda admits that nobody was reading the reviews anyways

imagine learning golang just to write features like this

Broken social PEEN

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🙂‍↕️🏋️‍♂️

get in there

well i guess netflix is going full tilt on the slop margins now

waiting for my husband to get home, downloaded snake.io out of pure boredom and man are there absolutely no checks on getting too large and unleashing pure misery on dozens of players

RIP to Orpheus but I’m built different

a large part of the “no good reason”s being 1. capitalism driving enshittification of the internet economy, and 2. software engineering being one of the highest paid professions that tech executives believe they can fully automate with AI

bring back vocal chopping!!

for some reason, pitchfork decided that heavy metal is the 3rd best album of the year but the 16th best rock album

I'm confused? They're not on each other at all

It’s been over a decade since I’ve seen a double feature and I am SO ready for this 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

🫶, not as in “i love you” but as in “i will choke you”

happy friday 🥰😘

hi, i’m back :)

you’re laughing? they’re bullying the first LGBTQIA+ president and you’re fucking laughing?

Capitalism is now illegal

obsessed with geese now

listen if Boots is successful, we might be able to incept “kill” into the gay lexicon and i think that would be neat

Every time I flirt with a guy over 6'2 I hear the shadow of the colossus music

These disconnects always reveal how the point of algorithmic culture, recommender algorithms, and now “AI”, isn’t to give you agency or help you find more of what you want; it’s to influence your behavior and attitudes towards what the people running the algorithms want. Programmable people.

One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

I am just so fucking proud of her.

say what you want about the new album but it’s fascinating to see where girl, so confusing could have gone if lorde exclusively saw women as competition

okay this geese guy kinda sounds like a drunk thom yorke, but… in a good way?

Gay guys that operate anonymous porn bot accounts are the weakest link I swear to god because why are friends I have that are on twitter telling me people are still sharing aust*n w*lf videos to this day…

oomf’s hotdog propaganda apparatus needs to be studied

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Judging by the shamefully opportunistic & politicizing rhetoric of some rightwingers on Twitter, & their cynical use of Charlie Kirk’s horrific murder for political point scoring, it’s almost as if Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman wasn’t murdered by a Trump-voting MAGA maniac just 12 weeks ago.

seems like a good time to remind everybody that it is incredibly easy for your average developer or fascist organization to scan every post that’s made here with AI in real-time and flag posters who post things they don’t like

be very careful about what you post online

one of the rare nice things for me about the rise of Artificially Intelligent people is that they have wholly obliterated my imposter syndrome

my life would have been _starkly_ different if I discovered Max for Live as I was neck deep in LittleBigPlanet2

for sale enby trade never björked

okay the breeders can have this one, just once

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

the arms are finally arming!

I wish labubus could feel pain

I'm Sufjan Stevens, and this is Jackass

just a general PSA for the new grads - i totally get wanting to cheat capitalism, but if you use AI during virtual programming interviews we can absolutely tell lmao

I have very mild sound-color synesthesia - sounds to me that have a discernible pitch appear as vague color “clouds” in my head

scrolling through depop as someone with zero fashion sense and depleted dopamine

biting the bullet and getting a KO II 😵‍💫

update: it was and i am cured

the amount of communists in my life that have fallen for labubus is kinda scary

Is the cure for deep burnout getting biblically stoned at a bear pool party? Unclear just yet, but we’re about to find out 😎