Guys who obsessed about gas and egg prices for a year don't want people focusing only on bad prices. Fuckin weirdos

Imagine any normal person fuckin up their job on their first assignment this badly and keeping said job. Dems will actively search for ways to fuck up every time

Iran has been saying this since day 1

Yes, please give a long and meandering speech about your ballroom and bring the healthiest living being based on AI results

Trump wears tons of makeup, loves interior decorating, his favorite band is the Village People, and he can’t stop talking about how hot guys are. Just an observation. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

On the bright side, this is a rare Republican scandal that doesn't involve pedophilia in some form.

GOP has got nothing in tank when it comes to Texas

This administration can’t even competently put together a concert, but they thought they could win a war?

Meiselas: Katie Miller has been posting about you. I want to give you the opportunity right now to respond. What do you want to say to her? Paulina Mangubat, Content and Creative Director for @TheDemocrats: I want Katie Miller to know that her husband is an ugly fuck.

You said Russia and nato, you know who this admin is backing

Dude is gonna be sanctioned so hard that I don't even know why he's bothering after that Chicago bullshit

Just tell your catalytic converter thieves that it's open season on flock cameras

Trump has been president for 5 of those 10 years, so he had his own hand picked govt attack him?

Nothing will swing those voters, they are purposely ignorant

Too bad absolutely nobody could see this coming

Iran already said enrichment will be part of the deal, they aren't giving any of it up, and trump said he won't give them money, so this is going nowhere

Big Chungus defends husband Elmer Fudd

HANNITY: Congratulations on your victory *cut to Ken Paxton* Paxton: 🥴🥴🥴

Donald Trump has pardoned more rapists and sex offenders than all major cities combined

Justice department doing all they can to remind us trump rapes any and all females he can

Every time i drove past a "no littering, don't mess with Texas" sign I would throw all my car trash at it. I don't let cowards tell me what to do

What a shithole

“… Paxton’s office struck with Hoffman’s prosecutors a plea deal that gave him minimal jail time and no requirement to register as a sex offender. On Monday morning, Hoffman walked out of McLennan County Jail after serving just 29 days of his 60-day sentence for ‘good behavior.’”

It's called a pool liner, every American worth less than half a million knows that

This is like watching a car engine sputtering as it tries to start, except it's the brain of a man who could end humanity with one order. The wires just aren't connected anymore.

The republican bench has absolutely no depth

Ya think maybe every employee saw your fake ass and purposely avoided you?

Still can't believe this dude wanted to be president

Confidential govt info is already stuff you don't talk about, so an NDA sounds like they're killing off whistleblowers

He turned the place into a trailer park. Used to be a nice neighborhood until "that" family moved in

If a sane woman of color couldn't win presidency, I don't see how a psychotic one has a chance. You guys are treating this like another Kanye.

Would be a real shame if some Texan disappeared this dude. Reeeeeal shame

We are a global embarrassment. Stupid stacked on stupid

This is intended to destroy the possible ceasefire, but all it will do is harden the growing resolve among Americans that Israel is a rogue genocidal state that we have no business being allied with.

Pretty sure most of those leaders shot down this idea last night. He can't remember shit from the night before anymore

Next week trump will tell us "Iran's nuclear capabilities were so thoroughly wiped out that we don't even have to put anything about nuclear in newer better deal"

Trumps constant doubling down on horrible things is finally starting to be a bad thing for Republicans, but we all know he'll find a way to wiggle himself loose of it

All the gunshots were most likely secret service shooting an unarmed man. Wait for the real story, not what these white house stenographer say

The symbolism is lost on me. Is he a vampire? The sleeveless sheep coat with thick gold chains? I honestly don't get what is going on other than an 80 year old dementia patient has a phone

I'm not into religion or AI but this sounds like bad business

(1/X) I would argue that the vast majority of all commentary is essentially pro-Trump. I don't mean pro-Trump in the sense of liking Trump, I mean it in the sense of them not holding him to the anything close to the same standards as Democratic politicians....

So he's like the bigger city version of Jay Cutler

"They leaked his tax returns, they tried to destroy him." If revealing your official tax returns -- something every single president and VP for forty years before Trump did voluntarily -- could possibly "destroy" you, that is the scandal.

This moron gonna pretend the trump admin hasn't filled this country with foreign spies

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

Imagine having all the money in the world and you still go on tv to blow an 80 year old man

Next Dem president should make someone like Raskin AG with the sole mission of implementing Nuremberg 2.0. Once the commissions are wrapped up, they can retire.

We'll get him for what's in the epstein files so no worries

Damn, too bad there's no way to translate that into bumpkin