Back by popular demand, Smash Sisters will be returning to SAPF 2 this April! Didn't manage to grab a spot in Singles? No worries, as even spectators are free to enter!

Grok is so much worse than you think.

Let's talk numbers. SAPF 2 is getting really close to reaching its playercap for Melee Singles with just 6 slots remaining. Act swiftly or be banished to the waiting list! There's also currently an exact tie in the race for the most popular Sapf flavor between Cherry and Grape!

Would YOU like to be a part of SAPF 2? We are now looking for both helpers and commentators (both will have their venue fees waived)! Interested? Fill out the application form(s) below 👇

We have done some meticulous testing and as it turns out, juice does indeed taste twice as good when consumed from our official SAPF 2 engraved memorial glasses! For only 8€, you can take a piece of SAPF 2 home with you this April! (Link below)

🧃Happy New Year!🧃 The year of SAPF 2 is finally here and we're celebrating the occasion with the launch of our official merch store! Why not come check it out right on our tournament page? (Link below)

What a wonderful holiday surprise! Today SAPF 2 surpassed 200 registrations! With slots filling up at an exponential rate and the end of early bird registration on the horizon, signing up sooner rather than later is looking like an excellent idea! (Link below)

Jadde has been on a tear this year, outperforming his seed at every opportunity. Will we too make the mistake of underseeding him? We'll just have to wait and see. #teamgrape btw. Join Jadde and many others at SAPF 2 on April 10th-12th! (Link below) Photo by @shannadesu.bsky.social

"3.5% rule" "60% of nonviolent protests succeed" You may have heard these cited as fact. But they stem from a single dubious source. In the first in a series @thefreeradical.org debunks these, showing how they're propaganda to erase the power of militant, riotous revolt and peddle passive protest:

Health issues are piling up faster than I can solve them. When do things get better again?

He may be one of the most well travelled Melee players around and he's saved the best for April 2026! We're very excited to see max in action on #teamapple next year! Join max and many others at SAPF 2 on April 10th-12th! (Link below) Photo by Atheen

it gets better :)

This soul aches for a loving and intimate caress

Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level Coming from my miiind

SIGNALIS was released 3 years ago today. It still feels like a dream that people still play, discuss and create fanart of our game today ✨ Thank you for your support throughout the years!

I was enjoying my day

You may recall her absolute banger of a run at SAPF 1, now i4 is returning to Hanover to fight on the side of #teamapple! Join i4 and many others at SAPF 2 on April 10th-12th! (Link below)

Shout out to @doubletaxi.bsky.social for nailing just how jarring The Outer Worlds 2 existing in our current timeline is

When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool

Parasite Eve is an incredibly goofy game which inexplicably also features one of the hardest cutscenes of all time. If you know you know.

🧃 Attention all would-be SAPFers🧃 Melee Singles has now surpassed half of our total cap! With just a bit under 6 months to go, this means we're easily on pace to cap out again, so why not sign up now to be safe? (Link below)

Vielen Dank für Ihr Interesse an dieser Wohnung. Unser Vermietungsprozess sieht vor, dass die Besichtigungstermine durch einen Zufallsgenerator vergeben werden. In dieser zufällig getroffenen Auswahl für die Wohnung waren Sie leider nicht dabei.

When does it get better?

game gud

Ich habe noch keine einzige Talkshow-Thema Ankündigung "16 Jahre CDU-Regierung und die Bahn ist völlig kaputt! Was haben ein paar Dutzend Totalverweigerer im Bürgergeld damit zu tun? Und: Wenn nichts, warum spricht das niemand aus?" gesehen.

A bit of a sensitive topic, but if any mutuals are willing to share their experiences with the kinds of psychotherapy they have had it would help out a lot. I'm trying to decide whether to go for CBT or Psychoanalysis and am not sure which is the better fit. Currently am leaning towards the latter.

Freshly crowned number 3 in Germany after a strong first half of the year, astar is joining SAPF 2 on the side of #teamgrape! Join astar and many others at SAPF 2 on April 10th-12th! (Link below) Photo by @drpuppet.bsky.social

Y'all ever spend a saturday making a mindmap about your whole life and being to figure out why you're depressed? No? Oh, well, me neither...

We're happy to present our newest monthly series: Berlin Bleibt Hart! www.start.gg/tournament/b...

If you've ever thought that "games can be art" I need you to play Pathologic 2 right this second if you haven't yet. Absolutely masterful interplay of mechanics and narrative to a degree I've never experienced before.

When signing up to SAPF 2, each attendee ist asked to name their favorite out of our 4 flavors. So, with 229 days left to go, how popular is each one turning out to be? We have the answers! Sign up to SAPF 2 today and represent your favorite flavor! (Link Below)

Genuinely really miss interacting with all of my twitter mutuals. I really wish they would just leave the Nazi platform.

I keep losing games/sets to random tech skill errors despite how much I practice those specific things. Competing sucks ass when you consistently lose to your hands more than to the other player.

Fuck depression man

Maybe it's not going to be okay after all

won the weekly yay

My ADHD meds are funny in that for the first half of the day I have my joy and whimsy for life again and can focus easily. And in the evening when they wear off the most I can manage is stare at the ceiling in bed.

Kpop demon hunters was so good omg

It is with a heavy heart that we share the following news... It turns out the German Melee landscape is filled with CRIMINALS. Offences include speeding, loitering and nobbling innocent bystanders. We present to you the German Melee 2025 Summer Prosecution Register (PR)

Life's a bit much today 😮‍💨

I still regularly think about Richard Lintern's performance as Igon in the Elden Ring DLC. CURSE YOU BAAAAYYYLE

Discovered this paper talking about how ADHD and treatment resistant depression might be connected. That would explain the bad experience I had with SSRIs pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

if you're tired of friendslop, that's not very hopecore of you, truly in your hate era, so not teeheepilled, should be smilemaxxing, have you ever heard of yay theory, don't be a genrecel, i love to play companionlikes, it's so sugoipunk

27 :)

Pouring all you have into Competing and not making progress in the one thing you've been practicing for dozens of months is just completely crushing my competitive spirit. Maybe it's not worth it.

People outside the games industry don't grasp that this is absolutely unheard of. Workers don't get royalties, and we definitely don't get performance bonuses. When we make a hit game we sometimes just get laid off