last night my high arse busted out the blue steel

nah son these are the most NPC looking Fortnite skins they want actual money for 😭

have you ever noticed how the cop in home alone is the exact same actor as the burglar? wtf bro

someone posted the top eyes yesterday, and then I edited (no ai) to give it an unsettling vibe but with humour in text I love making memes

“for every Phillipou brothers who offer freshness and excellence with their horror, we will have dozens of Stuckmanns - just a fan with a kickstarter” do you think they’ll ask for my quote to be on the blu-ray sleeve? #ShelbyOaks 📽️ #HorrorSky

logging on you start your 7th boycott of the week because of a CEO and company supporting human right violations and unethical practices, only to realise you have now run out of alternatives

gfox. be ☠️ foxy . starts . quest 👍🏻

lol I have an invalid handle. anyone got the link for custom Bluesky handles please? my domain ran out and I’m not renewing it

HOSTEL (2005)

it’s been too long… *whispers* “for Frodo” me, weed, 2 boxes of cereal, and the marathon of the 4K extended editions of The Lord of the Rings, against the world… Your time will come You will face the same Evil and you will defeat it

I’ve heard enough, it’s true, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not… The Devil Wears Prada are the most consistently excellent band on the planet #MetalSky

Wave by The Devil Wears Prada 🎤

It’s the best I could do on my phone 🤣

HIGH 💨 👐🏻

therapy is nice but weed is faster and cheaper

#monochromemonday please read that note. it’s for you. bluesky character limit be damned

anyone know what type of spider this fella is? rapid little guy, lost him up my sleeve at one point. He kept diving off my hands at the start, but after I charmed him with my soft patience and gentle spidernese, he was quite chill with wanting to explore me and play with my hairs added label 🤞🏻

when you’re a horror fan it’s not Netflix and chill it’s VHS and thrill

5 ft baddies with their himbo partners

woke with a migraine 🤢 keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time. If I don’t make it out alive, bury me next to my loyal steed, Arcadia, with my ancient sword that I slayed the last Earth realm wyvern with

no, not arriving, we say “it’ll be along in a mo, love” because we say that to old dears when they ask when the bus is due. It’s like a form of rhyming you wouldn’t understand, brits only innit

just so you’re aware, us English ain’t having bloody sex like: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving “I’M ARRIVING” bloody nora! you’re daft for thinking we’d say it like that, good heavens!

mate came through for me

packaging: serves 6 me:

“and I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those pesky emails”

anal

“and I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those pesky emails”

Happy new music Friday here’s my recommendations for new music: The Devil Wears Prada released ‘Flowers’, their latest album Violent Vira released her debut album, ‘Lover of a Ghost’ New music by one of my favourite bands and one of my favourite artists of the last few years. Jump on these!

me helping myself to a second bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes then remembering it’s no nut November 😩

me: OMG THAT SENT ME 💀💀💀

dropping my keys down the drain

I don’t have a type but also this is my type

OF but it’s just me slouched on my sofa playing Skyrim in a thong with seperate compartments for my meat and veg, while listening to Deftones

Day 6 of No Nut November I’m actually on antidepressants so it’s not like I wasn’t going to go the month anyway, I’m like a NNN pro on these meds 😭 if I listen closely I can hear my balls quietly screaming at me in a high pitched voice like the Slugs from Flushed Away, “help me!”.

not to give anyone a boner but I just reorganised my bookcase into alphabetical order

so like I made a little Dracula photoshoot thing for fun. if it’s bad, meh, I like it, just wanted to be creative and show it considering I don’t have the mental energy to celebrate my favourite day of the year with a costume

if I were Freddy Krueger and I had the ability to conjure anything I wanted, first thing I’d do is wear some good threads. no reason to where that raggedy-ass sweater, Fred

D day tonight I find out if my gut feeling is right

OMG I thought a spider was crawling in my mouth but it was my moustache. trying to grab its legs like a knob head I’m so high

I’ve removed everyone I wouldn’t enjoy spending Halloween with if you’re seeing this, bring your favourite horror movie, a banana, some duct tape, and 3 spare shoes with at least a 1 inch heel

I’ll be taking part in No 🥜 November like I do every year. determined to see it through for the first time 😂

so like I made a little Dracula photoshoot thing for fun. if it’s bad, meh, I like it, just wanted to be creative and show it considering I don’t have the mental energy to celebrate my favourite day of the year with a costume

someone just trick or treated at my door as Santa. I gave him that fucking lump of coal back

me and who tonight?

my most watched movies on Letterboxd. I feel this encapsulates my taste

I’ve been struggling so much recently, with the last couple of days being horrendous, but my doc has doubled my meds for the second time, so hopefully that helps

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃