everytime i drop passengers off at the bamboo forest i give them these directions: "walk to the snoopy cafe then turn left" it takes every ounce of willpower to not say "esnupi"

it should be divine law that if you step out in front of my (moving) taxi to take your stupid ass tourist photos i get to beat you senseless

tipped 3000 yen maybe i use this to check out used switch games on my lunch break

i did not know this but theres a switch 2 carmen sandiego adventure puzzle game huh

work kinda slow today do i dare start up botw again

A group booked out an entire showing.

another week begins in the mobile torture nexus. hopefully the assholes taking vacation here have gone home already

A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.

i forgot how busy machinist can be in its opener, my hand kinda hurts lmfao

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today was a fantastic day off full slug mode, nothing but shitty microwave food and ffxiv all day, god i wish i could do this for another three days

9pm: taking a break from occult crescent 3am: headed back to the fridge for more occult crescent

mtg gaming was fun i will one day kill every single person who makes a 67 joke in my numbers games (i did eventually turn my flying creature into a 9/11 tho)

Continuing from the in training level.. what if Meowth was a rookie level digimon?

2026 is not just the Year of the Horse... it is the Year of the Fire Horse! This is an especially unlucky combination of element + zodiac animal, originating in the story of Yaoya Oshichi (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoya_O...). The yokai hinoenma (yokai.com/hinoenma) is based on this superstition. ❤️‍🔥🐎

i think after giving reaper about five hours of pvp time i just dont really enjoy melee in pvp reaper feels very strange and after talking to sera i think i just should go back to mch, my baby

i shoulda got a screenshot, a scholar in my frontlines got 2m/top of the chart damage lmfao

after joining the pvp discord i learned that reaper is less about damage and more about bruising until you get max immortal stacks, then you have a one hit kill combo with your LB but primarily reaper in CC exists to either soak a bit of extra damage from tanks and secure kills or pressure targets

well that was not a good game, i got exploded immediately and then focused everytime i tried to engage like, sub 50k damage bad hmm

oh okay cloud nine is literally the hitler map

Deltarune if Tony Fox knew what he was doing

first CC match in a very long time is a win wahoo reaper kinda nutty with it

day off today perhaps i will pvp in ffxiv

working on something a little different from my usual (boros) mtg fare how we feeling about politics

might may be getting into a forked tower: blood learning group in the morning. yay.

watching a dnd tiktok where there are five alternative command words to use like vomit or kiss

i have watched a perfect legend player get fucked steamrolled by an OC fate twice

sorry for losing it earlier. things are not great for me and i dunno if it will be anytime soon but ill try to not crash out on the timeline anymore anyways this is my girldinner

i think i should just disappear entirely. nothing would change except id stop being a punching bag for others

never mind, this got skewered almost immediately love having no goddamn agency in my life

if i cant make combo breaker what is the next big event oomfs are going to, preferably six months out from now or later

lrt gender ough

01-03

so if i want to do ranked pvp i must be on Primal — is that because my home server is primal or is that for everyone in NA to consolidate players?

its 4am and i have an ear infection

gn

OC update: fates 321/500, ces 118/500, treasures 257/5000, pots 32/1000, bunnies 3/1000 (lol) genuinely once i get fates done im strictly doing mob leveling/gold farming and CEs since accessories do not drop from fates

persona 5 boxing is silly but uh i admit, it'd help me get back into working out

americans wake the hell up

i'm back baby time to r e a p

really want to hear about schumer's kitchen table issues right now, cmon man where are you, you old fuck

lmao

the things i think the current us administration should have done to them would get me actioned by mods. i'm already on a list somewhere im sure

lrt i would do so many things for a chili dog like that

posting this here just because discord won't let me send to ppl via the file size

been looking for a savage static a full two weeks before the last patch came out and i still havent found anything this blows man. guess its pf for me

japanese food and snack thread gonna try to be more adventurous and try new things starting with the limited edition uma nuggets from 7/11 these are shockingly good. most 7/11 fare is kinda whatever compared to family mart or lawson but these slap, probably almost beats famichiki in my opinion