Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows.

So the disrespectful insufferable buffoon ishowspeed (who’s in a human centipede with Ronaldo & Piers Morgan) chants “FUCK MESSI!” on a public stage, while actively stirring hateful anti-Messi rhetoric every single day, has been tapped to perform at the closing ceremony of the World Cup. FIFA is 🗑️

We’re never going to live on Mars. We’re never going to live on the Moon. There is no Planet B. We need to take care of our magical mystical miraculous planet like it’s the only home we will ever have. Because it is.

“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”

“The Purpose of Propaganda is to make one set of people forget that other sets of people are human.” ~ Aldous Huxley

Don’t make me like the Dodgers.

Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

Says the guy who, after losing in a free & fair election, incited an insurrection against his own country: the very definition of treason. #ImpeachConvictRemoveImprison

He never deleted it.

So if we don’t allow Athletes to bet on games that they have the ability to influence… Why do we allow Congress to invest in companies they regulate?

Honestly, everyone knows the only legitimate way to make America great again is to bring back New Jack Swing.

Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley broke up?!? After 3 years of marriage?!? This is clearly devastating for the entire WORLD!!! What will we do now? I don’t even want to eat! I’ll never sleep again! How can we believe in ANYTHING EVER AGAIN?!?!???

America didn’t just lose a World Cup match. We lost credibility. A President personally intervened with FIFA over a disciplinary decision and created the appearance that political power could influence the rules of the game. The reputational cost was far greater than the sporting cost.

When Sepp Blatter questions your actions as egregiously politically tainted and completely unethical, then you are beyond morally depraved and utterly fucking corrupt to your very core.

I 🤎 this depiction. The ancestors are telling us something.

Supposedly the most intelligent of all species...humans.

The real terrorists are people who start posting Halloween-centric nonsense at 12:01 am on July 5th.

Every time Zlatan Ibrahimovic calls Alexi Lalas “Alexis” an angel gets her wings.

Instead of asking for people to not use their AC in the heatwave, how about turning off the data centers instead?

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

Samwise the Brave (fave 2nd-in-command)

Sure sex is great but have you read this bit of poetry today?

I am profoundly ashamed of how our government treated the Iranian soccer team. They were classy the whole time. But FIFA cheated to get them out. And we treated them like shit. Not the fans. The fans were great. But the officials and organizers were ghastly. We started the war with Iran.

Be careful what you wish for, indeed. He wanted Greenland. Et voila!

I’m painfully aware that this World Cup is Messi’s last tango. Watching him in these games is a tad bittersweet, but it’s also mainlining exquisite joy directly into my bloodstream. What a privilege to watch him continue to dazzle! MESSI FOREVER

THIS ENRAGES ME. ALL OF IT.

Let’s check in on how Jared and Ivanka’s luxury Albanian resort is doing…

Every time they show Gianni Infantino at the World Cup

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Just a reminder, if you deface the Reflecting Pool you will be arrested…. Oops wrong picture

The Seven Social Sins are: Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character. Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle. -Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925

Happy Juneteenth, frens!

No thanks, 4K, I’m not choosing anything that looks like migraine aura. No fucking thanks.

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

Instead of draining the swamp, he literally created one.

There's nothing wrong with the reflecting pools. I just took a swim and I feel fine!

It’s the McDonald’s of coffees

I might end up on the ID Channel after all

They took Trump’s name off the Kennedy Center after 3:00 am under a giant shroud so no one would see it happening. It’s a perfect analogy for this administration as everything is a fraudulent cover-up. But in the light of day, his name is gone. Ding Dong, bitch. Ding Dong.

There was more outrage in the Qatar World Cup for alcohol being banned than there is in this World Cup for people being banned.

The worst most hateful trolls who spew hate, misogyny and bigotry online, while also wishing violence on others, almost always have a Bible verse in their bio while proclaiming themselves as “PROUDLY CHRISTIAN.”

Alexi Lalas occupying the same space as Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the most imbalanced, humiliating, irksome, yet laughable visual I’ve seen in years. Where’s the Sandman from the Apollo Theater when we need him?

The sage worked! WAY TO GO, NEW YORK!

Gwyneth Paltrow is a hideous soulless tone-deaf cunt.

Putin refuses a ceasefire. Zelenskyy agrees to it. Putin refuses a direct meeting. Zelenskyy agrees to it. Putin continues to attack Ukrainian civilians. Zelenskyy retaliates on strategic and military targets. Politicians calling for "both sides" to "negotiate" serve russia.

Nike put up a billboard in Compton of Serena Williams in honor of her comeback. “The GOAT’s Back.” Beautiful gesture to honor the greatest of all time in the city where she first began to play tennis on the community’s public courts. Long live the legend. 🐐🥹

I honestly can’t believe how much airtime this dumb prick took up. Can we all please be done with ex-reality tv morons still looking for their close-ups?

They should build loads of data centers all over the place that contain huge quantities of books that people can borrow for free if they fill out a form to get a data center card and promise to return the books on time and don’t make too much noise in the data center.

🌍 The arrogance of humanity in our pursuit of development often blinds us to the consequences of our actions. We must recognize that our planet is fragile and requires our respect and care. #Sustainability #EarthCare