I’ve ALWAYS been a huge fan. And I know I’m not alone when I say I wish for Rod Stewart to be forever young.

It’s quite telling how “The Handmaid’s Tale” has become a template for this administration’s policies, while also being banned by sycophants in school districts and libraries across the nation.

When Dr. Oz says 1 in 3 Americans are “underbabied,” he unintentionally puts an even bigger spotlight on the constantly mollified, colossally “overbabied” toddler in the Oval Office, diapers, tantrums and all.

Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to people who believe motherhood should be a choice and not a punishment.

I’m literally done with people who say they “don’t do politics.” You may not “do politics,” but, at this point, unless you’re a billionaire living in a castle in the sky, politics is about to do you whether you choose to participate or not.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

I think politicians should start wearing sponsor jackets like F1 drivers, so we can see who owns them.

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

Watching big accounts respond to obvious bots posting rage bait gives me greater rage than the originally intended bot bait.

As a Black woman in America, I’m disgusted with SCOTUS’s ruling yesterday weakening the Voting Rights Act! So awful! My ancestors fought and died for myself and many others to have voting rights

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

I don’t know who made this but I’m crying [insert Larry David Theme]

Watching Atlético Madrid v Arsenal is all I want to do but these American announcers yammering on about the NFL and blah blah blah are making me crash tf out. Don’t get me started on the AI camera work trying to focus on the ball, ZOOMING IN AND OUT FFS!!!

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

Ninth Grader Demi Johnson receives National Geographic award for plan to save Mississippi's oyster reef population. The ninth grader has produced 1,100 oysters that will in turn spawn millions of larvae into the ecosystem, a huge ecological impact

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

My husband, who used to drop acid before his college astronomy class, smoke weed as if he were an “Up In Smoke” extra, and take random pills at a party while guzzling tequila, just asked ChatGPT if he could take a baby aspirin with a Tylenol.

“Not All Men!!!” bellowed all the men patting each other on the backs after passing legislation to restrict women’s bodily autonomy further into Gilead-level oblivion.

RIP Dave Mason They just don’t make legends like this anymore. 💔

"This is an important thing to think about."

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

I don’t want to hear another word about some pitiful poor-me “Men’s Loneliness Epidemic” bullshit. Right now women everywhere are blasting “Bodies” by Drowning Pool, and they are locked, loaded, and synced. Get lonelier, bitches.

Bears don’t cruise horrifically vile websites teaching them how to drug and rape their wives/girlfriends.

Reasons why I do not trust men no matter how nice they may seem? I’ve got 62 million of them.

The Pulp Fiction fake bible verse that Pete Hegseth quoted at a sermon is peak Trump administration bullshit. At this point, he’ll hand a folded flag to a pilot’s widow and say, “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead,” while mounting the back of a chopper driven by Kash Patel in full Evil Knievel regalia.

CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS: "We need more religion in politics." [Pope uses religion to criticize Trump.] CHRISTIAN NATIONALISTS: "Keep your religion out of our politics!!!"

JD Vance mansplaining Catholicism to the Pope is a microcosm of this entire administration.

There are two words you WILL NEVER hear Trump say: “I’m sorry.” Oh, and to all the white “Christian” Nationalist sycophants trying to cope: Trump is not possessed by the devil; he IS the devil. Cope with THAT.

All the die-hard right-wing folk who voted for Trump 3 times and are only now distancing themselves from him say “He has changed. This is not what I voted for.” He has NOT changed. This is EXACTLY what you voted for. We see you and you are ALL culpable for this shit show.

Guy Fieri enthusiastically shaking hands and chatting/laughing with Andrew Tate shouldn’t surprise anyone. He’s a living breathing Ed Hardy shirt drenched in Axe body spray. Seriously, people, did we learn nothing from Anthony Bourdain?

It’s gross enough to see men posting misogynistic garbage online. But to see women doing it as well is utterly nauseating.

Obama sent nuclear scientists and seasoned diplomats to negotiate, and they secured a deal. Trump ripped up that deal, started a war, then sent two real estate developers and JD Vance to negotiate a desperate ceasefire deal while he was showboating at a UFC fight in Miami. Deal rejected.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

I’m so fucking furious at Eric Swalwell.

It’s downright sickening to realize that most power is wielded by men who can’t keep dicks in their pants while bribing other men who can’t keep their dicks in their pants.

He’s not wrong

All the die-hard right-wing folk who voted for Trump 3 times and are only now distancing themselves from him say “He has changed. This is not what I voted for.” He has NOT changed. This is EXACTLY what you voted for. We see you and you are ALL culpable for this shit show.

The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

Beautiful story of a man bonding with a robin.

just told the dog that everything’s alright hate lying to my dog

If Melania can make a speech, she can testify before Congress

When an entire country has to get legitimate updates on a war started by their own president from Lego videos posted by the very country being decimated, you know we’re living in the oppressively corrupt bowels of fascism.

The obtuse come out in droves when science is on display.

I keep seeing "Ketamine Queen" in headlines. I'm not the only one reading that in Billy Ocean's voice, am I?

Watching Liverpool vs PSG with American announcers incessantly blathering on about nothing and all I can say is: “Tell me the World Cup is going to be insufferable without telling me the World Cup is going to be insufferable.”

This “two weeks” bullshit is the mantra of Trump’s GOP. It always has been. THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE.

Trump as always:

It’s painfully obvious that Trump has been gunning for the Nobel Peace Prize; it’s just that too many folks didn’t think of his obsessive quest in literal terms. But here we all fucking are.