Bike week at work. Yesterday my group only biked about 8 miles but today we did 13 and I am sooooo tired

So I had a free movie pass

Well anyways I'm treating myself to this (virgin) watermelon mojito smoothie and then I'm going to try and sleep... Normally I would just drink it out of my little blender to avoid too many dishes but whatever. I wanted to feel fancy

I didn't sleep well last night so after work I took a nap and woke up to so many unsafe fireworks sooooo close to my house. The cats and I are all very unhappy

Aw, shoot, I completely lost track of like, what day it is and missed the deadline to apply for nerd nite... Alas

If you had to pick between me giving a fun-yet-educational 7 minute science talk or a short stand-up routine about teaching science to kids/working with kids, which would you prefer? Any particular topics that would amuse you if I gave a 7-minute talk about 'em?

Not putting it in the thread because I'm not trying to get TOO distracted but dang Yuri has so many great outfits

The other day someone placed a cake order and showed me pictures of the cake her daughter wanted and apologized for "being so picky" and I'm like no, no, please give me all the details. Some cake orders don't even include colors and I'm like. Well I hope you like whatever I'm in the mood for today!

It's not even 6 am yet and my morning is already very "the degree to which I can handle this is 'not at all'"

If you had to pick between me giving a fun-yet-educational 7 minute science talk or a short stand-up routine about teaching science to kids/working with kids, which would you prefer? Any particular topics that would amuse you if I gave a 7-minute talk about 'em?

I was a cake decorator for over a year at a store that sold a very high volume of cakes, and my wrist was mostly fine. I have returned to cake decorating at a store that does a fraction of the volume for like, two weeks maybe and my wrist hurts enough for it to be a problem. What gives, universe?

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

He wanted to hold hands

Oh boy, my brakes broke to the tune of almost $900...

TOMORROW! A preview of some incentives... Postcards, stickers, and a chance at my first completed Big Man cross stitch when we reach our milestone of $500 for @fredhutch.org Cancer Center!

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

Today at work there were some people there to fix a leak. At one point while I'm restocking the cake case one of them points to the fancy cakes and says, "aren't you glad you aren't the one who has to make those?" Me: ...no that literally is me. I'm the cake decorator. I am the guy who makes those

"'sup nerds"

Oh also! A little gift from my black-eyed susans and the evening sun to you!

Apparently this is the only photo I have of this version of Sailor Pluto? Lmao

how incredible that we get to get to put our stamp on existence for these brief moments. what an honor

Did the yard work (ugh), gonna eat some dinner and cool off a bit then time to change out the ink in my printer, print some zines, and do some office work (also ugh)

Several people in my life have suggested that I rent out my (fully furnished) spare room but I'm like. How does one find a roommate. More importantly how does one find a roommate who won't mind my annoying habits. They also gotta follow my cat rules...

I want to write a short thread about this story in Vogue by @thefrankiedlc.news, which I did not like. I wasnt going to say anything publicly, but people keep tagging me on it. First, I'm happy for Cheeks getting coverage & I have no claim to his story. HOWEVER— www.vogue.com/article/the-...

I’m back from this weekend’s convention, and I feel much better! (first time I feel less tired after a con than before haha) I have a nice amount of stock left, including these bird lads! Get them here! evanskyarts.com/en/collectio... #Art #Birds #BirdSky #Artist #SmallBusiness

Today is my day off and I really needed to do some yard work. Woke up at 9 with a headache that swiftly turned into a migraine that totally took me out. Woke up now, after 3, to find it raining sideways :/

If you see this, post your bird art! 🪶 (~*multimedia*~)

Day 8 of #DrawEverythingJune2026: Princess Serenity Loved this model, loved this reference! I wanted to channel the ethereal wispy gauziness of the manga art in this one #sailormoon #watercolor #fanart

Happy Pride Month!

Yesterday I got a lengthy and weird email from someone who I won't name because I don't want to give them any traffic asking to be a guest on my podcast. A podcast I produced and provided a voice for but, notably, don't own. A podcast which is... Fiction. Which is also discontinued.

I love when I repost my other account here or pop over to repost something from this account and I get a notification about it. Like yeah lol I know. That was me.

I was talking a while back about how many people seem to think ecological restoration occurs passively by removing human influence, when actually a. that's basically impossible and b. good ecology is an active effort of careful and intentional management. It doesn't "just happen"!

I've been hearing/seeing this a lot lately so I kinda want to address it. Contrary to popular belief, opossums don't actually eat all that many ticks! This little bit of misinformation came from a study about black-legged ticks, which cause Lyme disease

happy pride to this niche sewing thread from last year. it's still bleak out there in the world for anyone who has an experience that doesn't align with cis parameters.

I love voice acting yet having to listen to my own voice (trying to decide what clip to send to something) is kind of like torture

do you like traditionally drawn art? or your favorite characters? did you know you could get some?? as a part of my current kickstarter? → www.kickstarter.com/projects/cra...

Hi all! I'm live on twitch.tv/herbaria51 with some more Outbound - come say hi!

they obviously felt it was important enough to be mentioned in the title, yet phoenix wright's asexuality hardly ever comes up in-game. very odd

Smells like something died. [ #hyena #artistsonbsky ]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

Uh okay okay so I have a top surgery date (they had one in July and another in September but that's when I actually have work at the ol' day job so I had to be realistic) anyways now just to figure out how to afford it...

My fellow cis folks, The FCC is asking Americans to submit comments about whether the TV Oversight Management Board (TVOMB) should create new TV ratings to alert viewers to trans/gender content. Time to be an ally and tell the FCC absolutely the fuck not. It takes five minutes to do.

The last 6 pride flag fringe currently available! Pansexual, asexual, aromantic, non-binary, lesbian and classic pride flag! Unfortunately once these are gone I won't be bringing them back for awhile! don't miss out!! www.beadworkbykay.ca

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Costumes were a major part of the performance group known as the "boogermen" or "boogymen"

If you see this, post your bird art! 🪶 (~*multimedia*~)

Anyways in the last few days I have learned that my attic is full of holes and my foundation is also full of holes and these are both very expensive problems and honestly I just don't need this right now. Stop that, universe.

Today I learned that a musician I like has an insta account because the algorithm offered me a post he made about an era of his professional life coming to an end, and I made a quick little "good luck with whatever's next" reply and he liked my reply lmao

Lately if I have the motivation to get stuff done something else crops up - tonight it's a migraine - or if I have the time I have no motivation and energy. But I also have a to-do list a mile long :/

The owner of the ballroom dance studio where my aerial classes are is usually teaching while I'm there but every once in a while she's taking lessons instead and it's always a little weird haha

...wow I went from no job offers to too many job offers. None of them are... Great. But I should definitely take one. Argh