It was probably a smart move of Dementia Donnie to appoint Louisiana governor Jeff Landry as a special envoy to Greenland. The two areas are just so similar, so if anybody knows how to handle those vicious arctic alligators it'll be him. (I mean, have you _seen_ those things? They're terrifying! 😁)

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#MisterPotatoHead #MisterPotatoHead #MisterPotatoHead

This is just so fantastic. I have just been awarded the first North-Norwegian prize for peace and most awesomest hair. I never expected to win it when I made it up fifteen minutes ago. #FakeAwards

I am AntiFifa

I keep hearing Dementia Donnie lying about all the presidents the last 150 years wanting a bigger ballroom. The only president who complained about not having big enough ball room was LBJ and he was talking about his trousers.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

That's all? I thought it was more. A lot more.

@profanity.accountant How much soap do I need to wash my mouth?

Note to self (and other game masters out there): ADHD&D is a game that can get really weird, really quickly.

This must be a setup used in VERY naughty games. We need to know the titles. For science, of course.

just....enjoy this

The universe is infinite. That means the universe is infinite in every direction from me. And that means I'm the centre of the universe.

He’s not your stepdad, he’s your faux pa

Dette er vakkert ❤️

"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Because Brobdingnagian synonyms are ultimatively superior to diminuitive ones.

portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL

I just rewatched The Matrix, and something just struck me. What would happen if you daydreamed while in the matrix? Is that how Neo and the others can defy the laws of physics? Are they just daydreaming so hard it expresses itself in the matrix's "reality"? #ShowerThoughts

How do I go about requesting a transfer from this timeline to the one where the escalator stopped in 2015? #De-escalation

Well, it's the 25th, so I guess anybody who haven't been raptured by now just weren't christian enough. I hope you like hanging around with us heathens.

My god! 🙄 One of them looks like an old leather glove, and the other is used like one by Putin.

I can't help wondering what would have happened if @gailsimone.bsky.social had been allowed to write Babs instead of Garth Ennis.

I can’t find the lie in this.

Back in the pre-Covid times I spent a couple of years embroidering this 55cm x 100cm tapestry for my niece's sixth birthday in 2018. I have no idea what this kind of embroidery is called in English (and the internet wasn't much help), but in Norwegian it's called klostersøm. #embroidery

A brilliant man named #CarlSagan once said...

Doug Wilson belittling women feeds the long-term plan to seize the U.S. government, eliminate the 19th amendment, and decimate the opposition party. Here's Dougie's take on sex: No pleasure for women. Sooner than later, #maKKKa will issue a carefully constructed argument against cunnilingus.

Sincere thanks to all the high school teachers who contributed their innovative calm-down strategies to this new @edutopia.org feature: www.edutopia.org/article/30-w... #EduSky cc: @mrrablin.bsky.social @marcusluther.bsky.social @melindaeisenmann.bsky.social @rtsba.bsky.social

If you see this, post a redhead.

“If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit here by me.” -Alice Roosevelt-Longworth William Howard Taft banned her from the White House after Alice buried a voodoo doll (of Taft's wife) in the front yard. Woodrow Wilson also banned her after she told a very dirty joke about him in public.

HAPPY PI APPROXIMATION DAY EVERYONE!

My sister got bored and decided to crochet a new pouch for my phone (my old one was getting really worn and ratty). And before anyone asks: Yes, the flap is supposed to be off-centre like that. I asked her to make room for the headphone plug since I still use wired headphones. #crochet

Bookmark this. Print a copy and keep it handy. So many absolute gems: “The freedom to read is a shared right, not a zero-sum game.” “Censorship doesn’t happen all at once… it chips away at freedom, one title at a time.”

“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.

I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes. Kinda sad sometimes. I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.

Sometimes, a natural history museum will surprise you. (The sign below says "What we think we know".)

I look around and I just can't help thinking the gene pool needs a _lot_ more chlorine.

Another example the 47 regime making us a worldwide laughingstock. Nevermind supposedly educated professionals running a country put up more red ink than a struggling 3rd grader, the content is so condescending most of us would lose our jobs for sending a letter like this to a client.

Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.

Good night, Bluesky

The only good thing about Trump's merch is that it immediately tells me which people I shouldn't have anything to do with.