All the people who are just discovering the stupidity of ballmaxxing, thinking it a new phenomenon, haven't read Warren Ellis' "Crooked Little Vein" from 2007.

I don't think they thought things through before picking this name. 😁 (If a 13-year-old boy giggles at a name, it's a bad idea to use it.)

When I supervise exams, I like to jump about playfully. I proctor and gambol.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

A small used book store. The kind that is sort of squeezed in between two other stores and you could almost miss it when walking past. A place that smells of old paper and good tea.

I thought this felt relatable

If I'm reading the news right, Donnie Dipshit is basically saying "if you don't stop blocking the Strait of Hormuz, we'll block it too." Maybe someone should tell him that double-blocking something doesn't make it open. Considering all the crap he eats, he should know something about being blocked.

With so many people in the Trump administration being paid to lie through their teeth, I think it's only fair that the rest of us get paid for having to listen to them.

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

If Trump is like Jesus, it's one of the best arguments for atheism I've heard in years.

Happy American Pi Day. The rest of us who write dates in a more sensible order will celebrate More Accurate Pi Day on the 22nd of July. #Pi-Day

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

This whole thing. I would be dead except I can't stop dying.

Other than slurs, which three words do you wish would just disappear from the English language forever? For me it would be: - Warfighters - Lethality - Dookie

Am I just being too conspiratorial when I suspect that the Trump administration is wrecking the jobs market on purpose so they'll have a steady supply of unemployed people whose only choice will be to enter the military?

Quick question to the sports oracles here: Is the biathlon the most blatantly queer event in the winter olympics? I mean, it's right there in the name and everything.

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Why do I have this sneaking feeling that the felonious fascist in the gilded office wants to bring back the Bellamy salute for the pledge of allegiance?

There are days when I look at the US, and my first thought is "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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Today's lesson I hope my players learned: Wizards are squishy and shouldn't charge the monsters to bonk them over the head with their stick (excuse me, their _staff_). #GameMasterLifeLessons

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Made poutine! Cheese curds, mozzarella (bc I realized there were like five curds left in the bag), homemade gravy leftover from Christmas, double cooked potatoes (boiled, then baked)

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Well somebody sure seems to have a good day.

Without saying Bohemian Rhapsody, We Will Rock You or We Are The Champions, what are your top three Queen songs? I'd say (in no particular order): - Save Me - All Dead, All Dead - Love Of My Life #Queen, #TopThree

I like J.K.Rowling (I don't think she deserves a snappy nickname) the same way I like masturbating with a rusty cheese grater.

Morning.

I'm beginning to suspect that Mother Earth might be into girls.

It was probably a smart move of Dementia Donnie to appoint Louisiana governor Jeff Landry as a special envoy to Greenland. The two areas are just so similar, so if anybody knows how to handle those vicious arctic alligators it'll be him. (I mean, have you _seen_ those things? They're terrifying! 😁)

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#MisterPotatoHead #MisterPotatoHead #MisterPotatoHead

This is just so fantastic. I have just been awarded the first North-Norwegian prize for peace and most awesomest hair. I never expected to win it when I made it up fifteen minutes ago. #FakeAwards

I am AntiFifa

I keep hearing Dementia Donnie lying about all the presidents the last 150 years wanting a bigger ballroom. The only president who complained about not having big enough ball room was LBJ and he was talking about his trousers.

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

That's all? I thought it was more. A lot more.

@profanity.accountant How much soap do I need to wash my mouth?

Note to self (and other game masters out there): ADHD&D is a game that can get really weird, really quickly.

This must be a setup used in VERY naughty games. We need to know the titles. For science, of course.

just....enjoy this