im gonna need texas to stop being a red-alert place for trans people bc i have online Canadian friends i want to bring here and subject to the whattaburger patty melt

happiest three word story

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

happy austin pride weekend here is a cake i saw at H-E-B that’s the trans colors

was delighted to join my friend @thejokesboy.bsky.social for 2 stops on his tour of austin's queer club bathrooms! it's an essential (and fun!) read 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🫡 www.austinchronicle.com/arts/2025-08...

happy national “both roommates independently getting popeye’s for dinner” day to all who celebrate

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!" Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

wait i forgot to tell you guys about a dream i had where a gator was loose in my home, but when i sat down criss-cross-applesauce, it wandered over, laid in my lap, and let me pet it. im feeling tenderness toward nature despite its violence. also i like crocodilia. 🐊

can’t get anymore work done today im just thinking abt the rlly good pizza slice i had for lunch from allday pizza

i think vaping looks and is stupid

haven't connected to a fictional character as quickly as i did to Hell Baby in a while. when i look at her, my heart grows two sizes.

AI you will never recreate as perfect a video as when jeremy fragrance yelled out a tonsil stone.

She's literally attempting to solo run trans genocide. There is almost no one you can supoort who so directly wants to cause the harm they cause. You need to make supporting her work so uncomfortable, such a social no that people are forced to quit. No fics, no games, no house in bio, no theme park.

Love all the posts bragging about the new googoo AI that then post a video of an 8 second scene that, though realistic in appearance, objectively sucks shit. I don’t care if the product perfectly recreates a standup clip if the whole thing isn’t funny! that’s why anybody likes anything!

had to kill a roach during the work day. i deserve a medal of bravery, or like 20 dollars for emotional compensation (the equivalent of one pepperoni pizza).

“The Family Pet” Postcard from my collection, copyright 1902, mailed 1910.

i don't think the cryptkeeper should be joking around about that kinda stuff

gonna start referring to my transition as me “going to jupiter to get more stupider.”

they should play Thanksgiving Theme (3rd Reprise) from the Charlie Brown cartoons at the end of my funeral so that everyone understands the movie is over.

has anyone done a drag performance as Spider from James & the Giant Peach? maybe a duet with a drag king Centipede? hmmm… (me thinking)

had a delicious strawberry before dinner: AMA

oh i see. this was too niche. my mistake for believing fans of tate mcrae would also be enjoyers of controversial cinema of the mid 90s.

happy birthday to all trans people

has anyone made a crash (1996) fancam to sports car by tate mcrae? if you know of one please mail it to me express delivery

trump doesn’t want you to know this but i just made a delicious broccoli pesto pasta.

Some big / scary / exciting news… I’m launching my own film distribution company. It’s called @muscledistribution.bsky.social and will be handling a wide range of titles with a heavy repertory focus. The announcement is over at Indiewire: www.indiewire.com/news/breakin...

have decided i will get in the criterion closet the old fashioned way by becoming mildly famous. no plans yet on how, but i believe it will happen.

gender euphoria is me and da boys enjoying a nice screening of mission impossible fallout

There should be more movies about people turned on by car crashes. A new one should come out every week.

Cuckoo star Hunter Schafer has reportedly been given a new passport with an M for the gender marker, outing her as trans to anyone she shows it to. The model and actress says her previous passport was stolen in Barcelona, leading her to apply for a replacement.

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

“call me when you’re sober” music video… very compelling cinema

yeah im a pretty big deal. h-e-b gave me a coupon for free soup that’s “just for me.” they know i deserve it.

hey there mama let me write your name on this here storm cloud

directfile.irs.gov still very much exists and so do my colleagues lol

Slowly updating my past drawings here, twin peak posting:

at the used bookstore the other day and found a copy of Ethan Frome where someone had written "that's so sad" and "so sad for Frome" on the very last page

This is not a thought and prayers post,,, this is heartfelt hurt for the families and friends and US Figure Skating and DC School District and everyone who is affected. This is bout politicians who need to stfu bout trying to blame women and black people for this absolute tragedy,,, Not the time!!!

Elon Musk suddenly going into overdrive to blame DEI, Obama, Biden... likely because he doesn't want you to know that the FAA was without a leader during the DC plane crash thanks to him

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

nothing makes me dream of a hospital stay like being mildly ill. i wish someone would come in and out while im laying under crunchy sheets, bringing me juice and bland food. law and order on the TV all day, all night.

So here's what's cool about my job: Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ