my midwest costco has Iver’s (pnw) clam chowder & i legitimately teared up in the store because it was my favorite thing to get when we lived in tacoma (while driving around to get my then-toddler to fall asleep… drive-thru clam chowder was my saving grace 🤣) #soupseason 🥣

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Creating this masterpiece must have been a Herculean task.🫡 @emmatolk

okay #crochetsky i need help! i’ve been a garment sewer for over 20 yrs but i just recently got into crocheting. 🧶 in #Wicked during the song What Is This Feeling, Elphaba puts on a beautiful black (what appears to be) crochet robe. it’s in scene for like 10 seconds. how do i find a similar pattern

It seems a lot of people suddenly realized that part of the “woke agenda” is not sleepwalking your way into fascism.

whenever my 5 year old gets in trouble for something, her response is singing “i’m the baaaaaad guuuuuy…. DUH” & honestly it’s so hard to be mad at her after that 😂

so many great things just keep on happening today.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

BREAKING: Mamdani capped his campaign for NYC mayor with a historic win, defeating Cuomo in a contest closely watched by national Dems, Republicans and the White House. He'll be the first Muslim mayor of NYC — and Trump's new foil ahead of the midterms. politi.co/3LthNzY

Woke up today to the news

AS👏🏻IT👏🏻SHOULD👏🏻BE!!👏🏻

last night i was trying to give my 5 year old daughter her antibiotic meds because she’s had a nasty cough… she kept putting coins around her & saying “they’re covered in sugar. you can’t pass!!” & im like “do you mean salt??? where did you even learn this?” & she said “hocus pocus!” 😂 #witchsky

no one is going to give away sewing needles all willy nilly like this now that joann’s is closed. be serious. 🪡

aldi is incredible!

this halloween we gave out candy, non-candy goody bags, & lunch bags. the lunch bags were the biggest hit! & honestly cost the same, if not less, to put together than the bags of halloween candy. we will definitely be doing it again next year!

HES A BILLS FAN!!! HE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

SUPPORT MANNY'S IF YOU ARE IN CHICAGO.

November 1st

happy halloween from Witch Agnes, Garlic & Carrot. 🧙🏻‍♀️ 🧄 🥕 (characters by @breebird33.bsky.social )

perfect little book for our halloween bedtime story later! 🎃 👻 🕯️

children no longer being safe trick-or-treating on american streets because of the president is where we're at

look at these little feral cuties in their home. i notice they started pushing their food dish to the door when they’ve finished/want more. 😂

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

Because SNAP isn't happening, if you need help with budget food ideas or learning how to cook at home, peep Budget Bytes and/or Dollar Tree Dinners. www.budgetbytes.com

Whitney danced through her baby’s medical emergency of course she won the dance-athon. #dwts

Queen Emma, now and forever.

Wicked: For Good looks amazing

this morning we woke up before the sun to try & trap the 3 kitties in our yard to take to Madison for a Trap/Neuter/Release vet. the place i found was walk-in only but i had a feeling i should call on our way… only to find out they were booked for the week already. 😫 we were calling everywhere… 1/

i forgot where i screen shot this from - but today i went out to get halloween treats & opted for some mac&cheese cups, school-friendly protein bars, edamame snacks, glow sticks, spider rings, activity books, & i’m also going to put out mini water bottles. (plus candy - don’t want my house TP’d) 👻🎃🍫

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaption reimagines Mary Shelley's 1818 Gothic novel. Frankenstein was like a tech bro: "creating something without considering the consequences," he explains. n.pr/3L5exuu

my baby lost her first tooth tonight which she was super excited about… until she saw blood - then sobbed uncontrollably for over an hour, refused to close her mouth for some reason??? & only calmed down when she fell asleep. 😥 parenting is wild. plus side: toothfairy is named twinklemoss moonbeam🦷🧚🏼‍♂️

i just put together, by myself, our 13ft tall jack skellington because my 5.5 year old asked me to. she’s been so terrified of it since we bought it two years ago that we didn’t even bother putting it out last year. she’s obsessed with nightmare before christmas but the statue was so big & spooky1/2

Love this meme. So appropriate for this moment

👋🏼🙂‍↔️ t̶o̶u̶c̶h̶ ̵g̶r̶a̶s̶s̶ 🙂‍↕️👉🏼 cronch leaves

after watching #dwts #wickednight my daughter just lip synced & danced to Popular & asked us to judge her dance. me: perfection! 100 out of 100! husband: that was so great! 99 out of 100! me: OKAY “DEREK”!?!

Elaine and Alan gave us the complete “Defying Gravity” experience!

BABY NESSAROSE IS IN THE CROWD 😭 #dwts #wickedforgood #dwtswickednight

we finished the feral kitty house - i’ll make a proper update on that another time. but look at these cuties! laying on their heated mat, playing with toys, staying out of the rain.

Really miss David S. Pumpkins. #SNL

look at my “i don’t like cats” husband sitting outside finishing up work with the ferals so they can eat without raccoons bothering them.

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the Mirthmobile.

me, every time i look at the internet.