Maybe the strangest thing was the friends we made along the way... #StrangerThings #Netflix

Pouring a nice glass of eggnog for Bowen Yang tonight #SNL

Donald Trump watching the Hunger Games like: #PatriotGames

Hey @fifaclubworldcup.bsky.social , I tuned in to watch the World Cup Draw, not two grown men fellating each other on live television... #FIFAPeacePrize #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCupDraw

The fact that I pay for 10 sports channels between all the TSN and Sportsnet channels in my TV plan but can't watch the MLS playoffs is so weird to me...

Actual footage of Clay Higgins during the House vote on releasing the #epsteinfiles

Fight! Fight! Fight! #mlb #worldseries #BlueJays #LADodgers

On to the 18th! #worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers

West Coast is Best Coast because you can watch the 17th inning and it's not an ungodly hour (yet..) #worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers

Maybe Jake Tapper will write a book about his cognitive decline when it's profitable to grow a backbone

Pete Hegseth waiting for applause at the end of his fever dream of a speech: #PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting

Imagine being an American General in a military base in the Philippines and you get a message ordering you to get ass to Quantico posthaste and it turns out to be just an hour of Trump sucking his own dick... #GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump

Incredible week for Albania finding out that: - they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan - they are now at peace with Azerbaijan - Aberbaijan exists - they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan - they are now at peace with Aberbaijan What a rollercoaster.

Tonight feels like the night before a snow day...just waiting to hear if classes will be cancelled in the morning

The European Leaders group chat is gonna be lit tonight...

Kamchatka with the trifecta of earthquake, tsunami, and volcano eruption. Up next? Frogs.

The man has brains like Swiss cheese and the fact that I don't have to clarify who I'm talking about says everything you need to know. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

A B-2 pilot walked up to me, big pilot, strong pilot, tears running down his pilot face. "Sir! Why doesn't the failing @nytimes.com and @cnn.com think about my feelings when saying we didn't obliterate #Fordow? I dropped my big bombs perfectly and the least they can say is that I'm a good boy"

Going on any social media today #muskvstrump #musk #trump #darkesttimeline

Can we ask the #BelowDeck franchise to stop this whole "slow motion in every third scene" thing they're pushing on us??? Please. #BravoTV #Slice

I'm sorry but are these two surprised that the stripper they met in the strip club gave them a fake name? #90DayFiance #TLC #90DF

"An American Pope in Rome" sounds like the most unlikely sequel to "An American Warewolf in Paris" but I I'm here for it #Pope #PopeLeo

Did they "Weekend at Bernie's"ed the Pope for this meeting with JD Vance? Or was it such an unpleasant experience that it literally killed the Pope? I honestly can't think of a third explanation #Pope #JDVance

"Mr. President. A second Signal chat just got leaked online" #Signal #hegseth #houthis

First they came for the migrants, And I was like "oh, phewww, I thought they're coming for me for a sec, good thing I'm not a migrant and this does not affect me now or later in some unforseen turn of events"

As an Iranian, I gotta say this is exactly what Mahdi sounds like: - we can't drink in Iran or the government murders us - I've never seen my mom and Dad hug - date nights are a new concept to me - what if have to go back to Iran and the government arrests me? - what is a stop sign? #90dayfiance

Actual footage of Harry every time he comes on screen #belowdeck #belowdeckdownunder #bravotv #slice

Literally every second of the Wheel of Time #WheelofTime

First they came for the immigrants, and I was like "oh thank God, I thought they're coming for me for a sec, pheww...bullet dodged"

Wihan is what happens with a boner gains sentience and the ability to walk #belowdeck #belowdeckdownunder #bravoTV

His casinos bankrupt Gretzky most hated at home He is Reverse Midas

Wihan every time a new woman enters his field of vision #belowdeck #belowdeckdownunder #bravotv #slice

Mahdi: we don't have stop signs in Iran... Every Irnaian: we DO have stop signs in Iran! We just choose not to use them. Big diff. #90DayFiance #TLC

When the US calls begging for our delicious and reasonably priced eggs:

What does Elon have on Trump that he's letting him take control of the government like this? Is it that Trump is a racist, sexist, rapist? No...we all already knew that. Maybe he is TWO racist, sexist, rapists in a trenchcoat and for some reason he want us to know?

I hope all the people who (rightfully) acknowledge how stupid "Gulf of America" is, also apply that same logic to every time someone says "Arabian Gulf"

This is what happens when you say it'll be an honour to have Trump watch you play... #superbowl #chiefskingdom #flyeaglesfly

The canary in the coal mine is screaming at the top of its lungs but we just turn up the music 🫰🫰🫰

"we're being treated very unfairly...they don't buy our cars" Maybe you should build better cars then, you twat. #TrumpTarriffs

Me, whenever an American company goes out of business between now and the literal end of time #TrumpTarrifs

Canucks collecting Petterssons

If it walks like a duck And swims like a duck And quacks like a duck And repeatedly tells you that it's a duck It may be just a guy doing an "awkward gesture" while saying "my heart goes out to you" Or, you know, much more likely a ducking duck