Things I’m sure I’ll understand one day but still don’t: ✅ black holes ✅ American tax code ✅ the automatic transmission 🤷‍♂️ how NHL waivers work

I don’t personally know for a fact if any of my taxpayer dollars did fund anyone in an ER that needed care and couldn’t otherwise afford it. But if any of it did, that’s pretty cool. I’m glad I was able to help someone who needed it.

So what if it does? Why would you *want* to deny healthcare to someone who needs it?

Hell yeah 🖤❤️

It makes me so sad to realize that the biggest sociological outcome of COVID was the widening division of our society into “people who care about others” and “people who don’t.” We have half of Congress stamping their feet and making a scene because they want to take medical care away from humans.

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Seravalli, Chris Johnston, and Cory Lav - you don’t need any more confirmation. It’s dead. Go buy your ticket rep a coffee.

A source confirmed to me what Frank Seravalli has reported, which is that the Hurricanes will not be signing Michael McLeod or Carter Hart.

Honestly, I would laugh my ass off if Tulsky has a presser and goes “We were never even considering either of these guys, I have no idea where you people get your information from.” It’s not how it is but it’s funny in my head.

YOU GUYS! WE ROSE UP!

Not a Canes fan but a Leafs fan and sexual assault survivor who loves seeing primarily female fans pushing back against power and this sport’s old boys club. I’m also feeling feisty because I’m sick of seeing women silenced.

It’s really important to make separation between a verdict and what a person did. Forget the acquittal or whatever the reply bros are calling it these days… what DID transpire is not what I would want someone skating in Canes colors to have engaged in. Verdict shemerdict. McLeod is not good people.

Just to be clear, Carolina Hurricanes, we do not WANT, nor do we NEED Michael McLeod, Carter Hart, or any of the HC5. That’s my last word on this topic. I’m going to log off socials for a bit. #RaiseUp

While John Oliver still dealt in deeply antisemitic tropes tonight, it was a ✨small✨ step in the direction of separating Netanyahu from the State Of Israel. If there is ever to be a peaceful two-state solution, it will happen when we recognize this war is the work of a sociopath, not a nation.

Brind’Amour referred to the Martinook-Staal-Carrier line as “a nice comfort line.” The Southern Comfort Line is born.

20% of American children, and 50% of children in rural communities are currently experiencing food insecurity

I’m sure @wademinter.com and whomever stitches names on jerseys for the Canes breathed a small sigh of relief…

Not the point, but it always trips me out how Ty Cobb the lawyer looks more like you’d imagine Ty Cobb the ballplayer would look than Ty Cobb the ballplayer actually looked.

Same for Chicago. Everyone there, go live on IG or TT or whatever. Post photos of today. Let’s see what this “nightmare” “war zone” looks like. #AbeFroman

If you’re in Portland (either one; 🚲 or 🦞, doesn’t matter)… post photos of your town today. Maybe hold up today’s newspaper or something like that. Let’s see what this “war zone” looks like. Document the wartime siege that an ideology is waging in your town. Let’s see the actual situation there.

Exactly what influence over the war does a cycling team have? Exactly how does this change anything or help anyone? Simply attacking or harassing anything remotely Jewish or Jewish-adjacent does nothing to help stop the war. It’s just old fashioned antisemitism repackaged.

Before you start harassing your Jewish friends about this… It’s important that you know over the last few ✨decades✨, every poll taken in the Jewish community both in the US and elsewhere has always shown overwhelming support for a two-state solution. You just got here. Ask before you taunt.

Wait till someone tells him there’s two Portlands and he can’t figure out if he’s invading Bike Portland or Lobster Portland.

There’s a war in Portland???

Barilla has playlists on Spotify that are each timed out to be the exact time each of their pasta varieties need to cook. You’re welcome 🍝 🇮🇹

Well don't I feel stupid

We should talk about how much of the Supreme Court’s time and energy since the 1950s has been dedicated to cases where Christians have attempted to impose their beliefs, practices, and morality onto society as a whole.

Michael McLeod is one of five pro hockey players acquitted of legal wrongdoing after a high-profile sexual assault trial in Canada.

Wild how obsessed he is with an election that’s already over. Almost like he doesn’t want anyone questioning or looking into it. Hmm. Wonder why.

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Remember back in the day when we did that whole “decline to comment on an ongoing investigation” thing? That was fun, huh?

a Reichstag fire, but one of them every week

I sure hope you Jill Stein single issue protest uncommitted tantrum voters are freakin happy with yourselves.

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The lack of comments are the real concern here. We know you hear us. Please respond to the out cry. Canes seem to pride themselves on the community culture, don’t blow it now.

We need to stop assuming there will be a 2026 election. There won’t be. That foundation is already laid. Do something now.

This! Just please don’t. I am all about forgiveness but these guys are a PR nightmare and as women, we don’t feel safe with this reputation joining. Don’t do it.

Just sending a message into the void to @erictulsky.bsky.social begging him not to tarnish his reputation with a signing that everyone will remember him for. All the work you've done to empower women in hockey and tech, and strengthen the Raleigh community will be overshadowed with one move.

Can someone please explain to these folks the difference between “existing” and “diagnosed”? They won’t get it but at least try.

I may have a legal understanding based mostly on the work of Sam Waterston and Andy Griffith but I’m pretty sure this is a few different shades of illegal…

Literally the author of the Declaration of Independence was autistic tf are you talking about????

Watch them find out there’s already a Starbucks and a Dollar Tree built on it

Actually this isn’t as restrictive as it seems. Reporters can still get unauthorized classified information sent directly to them via Signal group chat. Hegseth will be happy to add you after he bodies a half dozen Coors Lights and texts out troop locations with accompanying GIFs.

Right wing when Colin Kapernick took a knee: Keep politics out of football Right wing when a hate speech fueled vlogger is killed: Moment of silence demanded. How dare this team not do that?!!!

Just obnoxious enough for those fans.