LEWIS HAS A FERRARI PODIUM 😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹

I actually get to drink during a Sunday Grand Prix and I picked a good one for it

Missing your son’s wedding to attend a staged assassination attempt is crazy work.

Another day, another “Bluesky users don’t engage in conversation” thread with comments disabled

My most fuckin woo-woo-crazy-shit belief IS that Donald Trump is the literal Devil because I think an eternity of stewing in grievance in Hell would, in fact, manifest exactly like that orange son of a bitch. No seductive young Lucifer, just a pathetic inbred feedback loop.

Hit a clean & jerk PR at 115 lbs this week and it was smooth like butter 😏

Let’s gooooo Canada sprint, give me something to feel good about

This is a long read but man, is it worth it 😳

Could be bad 🙃

The thing about these maggots claiming we weaponized the federal government into a tool of political persecution is that next time we absolutely should

The year is 2002. It’s Goth Night at Club Laga. I’m extremely fucked up and dancing until I drop 🥹

I don’t know about you but I take a certain amount of pride in being braless and unkempt in the school drop off line

Colin Cowherd sucks shit

Few people have bigger public temper tantrums than perpetually aggrieved middle aged men. Like, are you gonna hold your breath in the grocery store aisle until you get the Fruit Rollups you fucking toddler?

Half mile run, 50 pull-ups, 100 pushups, 150 air squats, another half mile run and I RX’d the shit out of it 😏

Don’t ask me why but everything seems to be…more terrible than usual

A reminder that the stuff Gina Carano got canned for was genuinely vile

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

Elon losing his shit over the odyssey casting is like when he lost his shit over the snow white casting & before it the little mermaid casting. Who gives a shit what that drug addict bigot thinks, he's such a loser that billionaire pedophiles wouldn't pick him, even when their other choice was trump

I can only speak for myself but Elliot Page as Achilles would be lip-biting levels of hot

what is the purpose of the democrat

Back to it

my firm take is that any man loudly worried about fertility rates is a fucking creep

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BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.

Should have used the gay steel mill for the Steelers

Oh Musk is behind the times, we aren’t eating the rich anymore, our plan is to compost them.

Time to re-up a classic

Does the GD stand for Gundam? I’ll bet it does

Just bought this and started listening simply because of this post 😂🤘

The Purcell Principle means it always too late for courts to fix something racist and never too late for states to do something racist

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

i feel like UBI would lead to less overall evil in the world if people's bellies weren't empty, they wouldn't be motivated to learn how to scam and cheat their way into superyachts if people's bellies were full, they might even share what they got with others

Oh my god THE OBLONGS is on Tubi

Lifelong Nazi spots a new revenue spigot, adjusts their ideology by 5%, says they were only a lifelong Nazi because they were hypnotized by you-know-who. The finest minds online: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Okay has anyone taken one of those LOTR tours in New Zealand

I love learning cool things about people

Glad to hit 85 lbs for a bunch of snatches but happier that I look yoked in this screengrab 😂

Cruised to 165 yesterday 🤙

In the family chat my mom and sister are talking about seeing Devil Wears Prada sequel tonight, meanwhile my husband and I are spending date night on MORTAL KOMBAT II

Ghouls, every one of them

SHELVE YOUR CLAYMORE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE SELF DOUBT. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Till the day I die, I will never understand how anyone can look at these grasping, crypto funded, hate filled, facist, flag shaggers and think “I’m sure they have my best interests at heart.”

Me watching the Flyers get their asses kicked

Trump is trying to end black political representation in Congress because he's an old-school racist.

I see no lies here

Hey so just fyi, if you're abandoning trans rights you're abandoning all civil rights At that point what the fuck is the point of the democracy you're willing to sacrifice trans people for This actually isn't hard at all, quit making it pretend hard because you finally feel scared too

W O W

I hope the Flyers get humiliated in this series