I will fucking 100% gorilla punch @jessesingal.com the second I see him in person That's a Marco Animorphs Guarantee!

Anyway my apartment building caught fire, while I'm mostly unscathed there's going to be some pretty significant water damage so pls send me some money to make it through the holidays easier here's my links www.patreon.com/KiyaraSabel PayPal.me/kiyarasabel Ko-fi.com/kiyarasabel $KiyaraSabel

Alright so we're starving a Yeerk out of this governor's head and we're on Day Two. It's my shift, so I'm gonna go watch That 90's Show while I get yelled at by this stupid old guy with a worm in his head lmao. Btw don't watch it, it isn't actually good. I'm just a 90's kid!

"We have Iskoort at home" Iskoort at home be like: (Gonna tag ALT4Me on this one because I canNOT with this fucking thing rn, I'm sorry)

I hate trying to scroll the Animorphs feed rn, MY HOME, because there's too many goddamn Tobiases

HARD

i am so back (for like tonight?)

I still remember that one War Guild Skrit Na guy than headbutted me then wheezed at me to kick him in the accordion. I think he got off to it?

I gotta say, Ed's lucky he still has a head after surprising his mans like that. Also this is fucking cute as shit. Ax would kick my ass for trying to do this tho

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autistic people communicating online without tone indicators:

"Hey Marco, whatcha listening to?" Well rn I have the Evil Dead: The Musical soundtrack stuck in my head, so that. Yes, you read that right. Now please listen, it's SO FUCKING FUN https://open.spotify.com/album/74tNh6vuD5lHEoJmi0zxzL?si=SYaFZgLoR5qTSgvtUaHP3w

punkin a yeerk by askin the name of their beam, and then yelling DRACON DESE NUTS ON YR FACE

Lobster gun

watching netanyahu's speech so you don't have to

"Oh, you enjoyed the Animorphs series as a kid? Tell me: how's your transition going?"

god DAMMIT Ellimist, quit just dumping me MONTHS after where you pulled me out of time! It's been like three days FOR ME since my last post, space wizards are bullshit!

Alright night bsky. Remember, Elfangor loves us all

Tobias is a perv, Tyler just confirmed it

As long as I have thumbs, and exist in this point in time, I'll be back, skeeting (or posting ig) with my brother, the best brainstorm to be found. And that says a lot, coming from me

HEEYYYYY ANIMORPHS FEED Settle an argument for me. Who all thinks me and Ax explored each other's bah-deeees?

What do you *mean* the back button doesn't work now??? Bsky?????

Oh and with this in mind, Visser Three does not get any where NEAR the amount of praise he deserves for being one of the coldest villains to ever do it. My man took cold-blooded and calculating to new heights

Excuse me...

Hey look! It's @charreedart.bsky.social art in the wild!

Beloved children's books author surprises everybody for not being a huge piece of shit. (AKA...K.A. Applegate appreciation) www.resetera.com/threads/82...

I'M GONNA GO GORILLA PUNCH ALL OF GODDAMN VIRGINIA IF YOU LIVE THERE AND AREN'T A TRANSPHOBE, *LEAVE* Big Jim's hands rated E for Everyone motherFUCKERS

YOOOOOO LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART MY BRO MADE OF US

EXCUSE ME A GAME GIVES THE PLAYERS A POP QUIZ ON ME AND MY FRIENDS? If the answer to "who's the cutest with the best hair" isn't me, ya boy's gonna be mad as hell

APPARENTLY I've been gone for four months. Felt like two days to me. Ellimist fucked up What did I miss

Sometimes being an Animorph is fun

WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT 2024?! God DAMMIT, ELLIMIST!

I convinced Jake to let me morph fly and ride around on his shoulder in the grocery store. I'm gonna scream at people every time they touch a turkey or ham <OH GOD NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T DO IT, I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILD>

Repucant update @onlinefunctions.bsky.social shadowbox...Noir and Weiss fusing...this is edgy and I'm starting to get tired of it. But I'm gonna finish it. What the hell is going on

In this house we eat pickles straight from the jar 🙏🏼

"New follower: Pornbot" block "New follower: Pornbot" block "New follower: Pornbot" block I'm going to go gorilla mode and start throwing fucking hands

Love smoking weed and playing video games instead of fighting Yeerks and getting traumatized What do you mean I've forgotten laundry in the washer for three days now? Ha, you so silly

I haven't skeeted in ages but @onlinefunctions.bsky.social I'm high and playing my first Nier game bc of my roomie and it made me think of you

Animorphs After Dark:

Genocide is bad. It was bad when the Andalites did it. It was bad when Jake did it. It was bad when the Nazis did it. And it's bad now with Israel doing it.

i think semen retention is for goddamn cowards, you gotta get rid of the old cum at the end of every day to make sure the next batch is fresh out the cum factory

i love fingering a girl but morphing gorilla in the middle of it so she gets extra filled up

She Na on my Skrit til I Howler

She escafil my device 'til I morph

Tobias is a perv, Tyler just confirmed it

Genocide is bad. It was bad when the Andalites did it. It was bad when Jake did it. It was bad when the Nazis did it. And it's bad now with Israel doing it.