One thing you can always count on with Ted Nugent: he will always be in favor of naked teenagers

how about just you

Straight men: She will follow you down till the sound of her voice will haunt you fyi

I guess my most gen-X-coded opinion is that discourse gets rough sometimes and that's perfectly normal. I grew up with people telling me my opinions were garbage all the time and I developed a pretty good crust out of that. Tighten up, stupid. Harden the fuck up

Hey, just a quick note to people who are against transing gender: fuck off, no one likes you, no one asked you, your opinions are dogshit, and also v v v

People really think getting yelled at by 30 trans people on here is some unprecedented crime of online, unique to this website, and my god what fucking wimps these people are

I'm so tired of all these Star Wars

Looking great man 👍

You ever notice that the ugliest face a person can make is when they are genuinely confounded? It's true, and it's extremely funny

Remember in the 80s and 90s you would have a perfectly normal and chill movie that would have like one absolutely horrifying scene that would be seared in your hippocampus forever? A scene so disturbing that it shouldn't be casually shared so as not to shock people's souls? Let's watch.

I've never seen The Office. The glow of blessed ignorance that washes over my face when people try to quote it to me is the joy of my life. The Renaissance masters could only approximate my beatific witlessness

Every time there's a social problem and some pundit says that the way to fix it is through education, they're basically saying the problem exists because of dumb. the public has misconfigured brains. womp womp skill issue

This is not a serious platform.

Me, in a 3500 pound colossus hurtling down a side street at 60 miles an hour: I would be so much more dangerous if I was pedaling a schwinn

I would so love to fund the gestapo and give the nazis a big PR win, but I'm holding out for a more means-tested version of the bill. Come on guys work with me

One nice thing about watching old school WWE with my 10 year old is teaching him about Mick Foley so we can cheer him on together

looking great man

finally, some good news

Quite frankly they also present a very good argument in favor of cosmetic skull surgery

haha this sucks man

You're god damn right

Afroman innocent afroman innocent

My page is NOT a safe space for: ARGENTINES

My page is NOT a safe space for: ARGENTINES

Me, looking at all the things on Bluesky: "no, not today."

happy puzzle day

The Democrats are working their asses off to lose the midterms

Super cool that there's one thing that determines how long you will live, and that's the insurance to get preventative care and early detection from a doctor

If you work for bsky your a bitch and you should quit your job

It has, unfortunately, become relevant again

Me: there are two perfect foods. The humble egg, and the chicken soup. Sadly we must enjoy these things separately A Chinese chef in some American restaurant in the early 20th century: hey dingus check this shit out

I feel like we should start saying "sexual predditor"

I'm fully aware that all the tech companies suck ass but wow, the enshittification of the Amazon ecosystem is proceeding at a truly impressive rate. Almost everyone I know with Amazon devices has like one or two that seem to work fine but can't really do any of the things it used to do.

Okay, that's enough. We've reached Peak Oaf. No more oaves for a while

DNC holding round-the-clock emergency sessions to come up with a candidate who can lose to Rubio

Truly a perfect news alert

I will have a whisky with can of the dry

Cinnamon is the bane of my existence. Whoever first ground up cinnamon to put it on a dessert should be dug up, put on trial, and sent to ultrahell

Remedial how not to be a fucking loser

Hello I'm mark of plier

Obama was given the unprecedented freedom to do exactly what he wanted to do. And then he did it. He's not some secret pro-labor populist. He never longed to improve our living conditions. He bailed out the banks and gave subsidies to health insurance companies because that's who he is

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Sorry I'm not posting as much as I usually do but I'm having a hard time finding extremely dumb shit to say rn