This is the gender fluid everyone's been talking about

Me when they've moved a film I like to Disney+

I fuckin knew it! In your face you stupid bastards

In 2026 having any kind of mechanical skill is indistinguishable from being a necromancer

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a 13 year old the ability to grow their own YouTube algorithm and you'll see the dumbest fucking bullshit you've ever seen in your life, by a very large margin

The Bluesky curse strikes again

Today is kind of a shitty day but on the other hand I did maybe see a poster get outed as a pedo freak so maybe it's not all bad?

In a time when I thought liberals were the good guys, I would have remembered Barney Frank as a hero. Now he's just another clown in the ground

I will ask every Democratic candidate one question and it will decide for me whether I vote for them or not: "Will you disavow Daily Kos"

Please think carefully before putting some rando's fucked up feet on my TL

Y'all figure it out among yourselves and let me know when you need your brake pads looked at.

you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

You know what he's thinking right now is "MUST IMPREGNATE. MUST PASS ON THESE GENES"

it's for communists. get the fuck out

The reviews are in, and they are pounding Grogu into a flat filet. They are covering him with breadcrumbs and parmagiano reggiano in a wet-dry-wet process, then laying him safely in a 370 degree skillet full of olive oil. The critics are gonna eat Grogu parm you guys

Currently taking a wet, messy shit #smokefleet

bastard's tuesday comes for all of us sooner or later

No wonder Aaron Rodericks is gooning on main, he really needs to get laid or something

Woke did this. Woke took Mongol away

>American tests positive Oh cool, our schools are finally improv- oh no. nononononono

Help me understand: when did it stop being Mongols and start being Mongolians

Palmer Cubes

And baby this is what I came here to do!

AI more like ey, I don't like that shit

Please, if you are thinking about posting pictures or video featuring RFK jr, reconsider. I don't need all that in my life

Remember when Aaron faved porn on main you guys

I have come to believe that a sufficiently committed group of lesbians can pretty much do anything they want

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

Is there actually no way of knowing how many strikes you have or do you just blunder around until some dumbshit mod decides you're done

I'm getting really into Tekken lately. Tekken a big old dump into Giuliani's ventilator

The most important and liberating realization I ever had as a young man was that sometimes, the people you like won't like you back, and that's okay. This is an idea I could always articulate at an intellectual level, but didn't fully integrate into my consciousness until Drugs came along

Catatonia beans

Oh, well if it's in the Constitution...

A YouTube account I've watched before posts a picture of an award they got from YouTube for all their views. "This is all thanks to you," they say

headline: Bluesky is a haven for evildoers average bluesky post: i can’t stop farting, your honor

i actually got away from the sound of the woman that loves me quite easily

Lol no. I'm not proud of some of my old opinions but I definitely did not have a nazi phase

I flew spirit once but I also flew JetBlue a lot for work. And then one time I landed in Albany to learn that the airline i had just flown, and had return tickets for, no longer existed. This kinda shit happens a lot, I think airline execs are basically restaurant owners of the skies

Oh my god that was it wasn't it

I actually love that right after we got the Constitution we got the Alien & Sedition Acts and the 11th Amendment. Just America's way of letting us know how this thing was gonna go

The thing about transphobia that is so mysterious to me is the level of obsession present. Like, you can think "I don't understand the transgender thing at all" and that's actually totally fine, nobody expects you to support or even understand it!

2 gecs

Happy May Day! We had to fight and die so that we could give rich people only 40 hours a week in order to not die from want and they were like "NO WE WANT ALL OF IT" and they're still doing that while crying and pissing and shitting in their big boy pants

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.