Hey guys. @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social’s mind has five (5) minds of its own.

you know what I’d like with the next phone update? a UV light capability. just think of all the things you can’t see right now that you could with a UV light. I’ve been watching way too much true crime.

hot flash after getting out of shower and doing wash day curls 🤌

Two Hampton Nalgene water bottles from the merch package, unopened, with plastic. Anyone want these? $30 shipped for both. They go for $25 each on the site. Holla.

does that person EVER stop complaining about something or other? for fuck's sake, woman. shut the fuck up already.

Six days without a single instance of health anxiety. I was given several compliments this week that I genuinely appreciated because I also am proud of the things being complimented on. Closure and letting go feels so so good. Almost better than the Xanax that used to make all feelings go away.

You are all in a cult.

one week until TLOAS

this little bastard caused so much of a stir from the other dimension this past weekend it was palpable today, indirectly, he let us know when we can find him again next the dead do not really die

Fuck you, hot flashes.

If you are Phish Beefs, you should probably reach out to me and tell me who the fuck you are. Otherwise you are merely an anonymous blight on this community.

I know where I will be on July 11, 2026. Nobody better schedule any wedding for that date because I ain't gonna be there. www.instagram.com/reel/DO954aS...

Just learned this word today… my lord,has there ever been a better word that applies to our dear leader?

What I wish I looked like vs what I actually look like

Post a Duo

once more for the cheap seats

Did you guys know that @jezmund.bsky.social is an undercover cop? It's TRUE! I caught him Saturday on lot commiserating with a group of coppers. and THEN I saw him in his brand new tie dye shirt surveiling the crowd from afar. watch out, yall! 😜

This is the easiest re-entry I have ever had. I came out of the weekend feeling better than I ever have in my entire life. You're all about to experience what'er 100% Carolyn actually is. Buckle up, motherfuckers!

Man...FUCK CANCER, dude. The picture of James Van Der Beek from last night's Dawson's Creek reunion has gutted me.

Page’s dad must be so pissed

Home.

Fighter jets everywhere Heaven

All I got from Hampton was this branded Nalgene and sweet, sweet closure.

marked safe from yet another axilla pt 2

It will never stop being weird to me that any show I go to, I know at least ten people in attendance. With something like this? Even more. Literally you can run into anyone at any time. It’s such a small big world.

It’s my three billionth ghost

Victory Lap.

If Ryan Storm calls this jamming in Melt “patient,” I’ll refuse to speak to him until Goose tour is over.

HOLY SHIT

Rick Mitochondria Life Saving Gun

So Jersey now it’s sick

Hood with Have Mercy interlude or I riot

It’s like the last night of BD

This show feels like a nod to some eras more than others and I am HERE FOR IT.

I don’t know about you but my day has been life changing in the best way. Grateful.

I miss Katie today you guys

Tonight is #80. Rick is at #83. Currently planning: Way to get three more shows in without him so we can see our #100 together.

We’ve been duly warned, pal. Leave the sword in the Vanagon.

I guess @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social really DID BRING A SWORD

All I’m saying is that I’ll riot if they don’t play my goddamn Torn and Frayed. Jah bless the people who made the sign and placed it squarely where it could easily be found.

Steven 🤣

This show is so good

You guys there is nothing in the world better than getting to watch instant karma happening it’s so rad. People are animals. Truly.

Who called this earlier? Was it Mikita or Fivehead

This section has me in douche chills.

I can now say I’ve been to a lawless environment.

if you see me, no you didn’t

Here’s how I don’t want to wake up to the day: I send you a message because someone asked me to. You don’t respond to that message for weeks. Then you do respond by sending a text at 6:45 AM that attempts to shame me. Not great. Not a great way to make friends and positively influence people.

Phish reads my skeets.