A TikTok I made months ago that is still super relevant

Nothing makes me drier than a Popeyes biscuit in the Sahara Desert than a man who says “Misandry is worse than Misogyny” Get outta here, 🚩 #misandry #misogyny #bluesky #tuesdaythoughts #needlube

Somehow women saying “I hate men” has become equivalent to Being SA’d for saying no Being m*rdered for saying no Being physically assaulted for saying no Cry harder, bitches. It’s not the same. #Misandry #Misogyny #SA #TW #WomensRights #InternationalWomensHistoryMonth #StopViolenceAgainstWomen

I got new glasses. You bitches are alllll in trouble now that I can see 👀

My face any time a delicate southern belle says “Idk I just let my man make all the decisions”

Wait so Riley Gaines’ hubby is being deported?! AHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Central heterochromia 🤗

Oh so the new Israel-Iran war is a sign of the end times? Not me hoping all these certifiably insane mfers get raptured 🤷🏼‍♀️

“Mental institutions should be reopened!” Screams the delusional trump supporter. No. No tf they shouldn’t. 😡

Now this is funny

I come here to rant about things that are too hot for Facebook 🤣

When you get 3 books for $8 and one of them is a first edition of this wonderful novel!

Ew.

Random Louisiana chuds on social media: “WOMEN SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED ABORTIONS JUST BECAUSE THEY GET PREGNANT ALL THE TIME!1!1!11!1!!” Also random Louisiana chuds on social media: “WHYYY WON’T WOMEN HAVE SEGGS WIF MEEEEE?!!” #Louisiana #Funny #MenBeLike

The 5th Circuit Court of Appeals has paved way for the 10 Commandments to be displayed in LA schools. As an atheist parent of as-yet-to-be-determined school aged children, I am OUTRAGED. 1/3 🧵

I fully acknowledge the fact that: my rage as a white Woman can in no way compare to the rage a Black or Brown Woman feels in the United States right now. I am so angry every second of every day that my jaws lock up. 🧵 1/3

Unsure if I should be proud my 6th grader reads better than the average adult or sad for the state of this fucking country #thegoodplace

When you redo your book shrine and a signed @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social makes the tip top! 🥰

Happy Monday, #Bluesky

Don’t troll me. I ain’t feeding your needy ass. I’ll just block your stupidity so your baseless words die in a vacuum where they fucking belong. Try. Me.

Misogyny is systemic. “Misandry” is not. Stop pretending the two are equal. 🤚 #feminism #gynarchy #femdom #femdxm #misogyny #misandry #FLR

If men knew how angry the women in their lives really are, they’d truly have a collective stroke. I am mad. I am tired. I grind my teeth so hard my jaws are sore. This TL you all have created is a capitalist hellscape. It’s time for women to lead. #GynarchyNow #Gynarchy #Matriarchy

Felt pretty 😍 yesterday

We should start telling #republicans they need to get their weird #Nazi fetish under control. They hate being called weird & #Nazis. Also, their hatred of #Women & other #minorities is profound & deep. They’re not even hiding it anymore. Just going around saying all the quiet parts out loud. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

#Trump really believes that the majority of Americans are as dumb as his cult members. I’m so glad that they aren’t. 🙏 #Minnesota #FUCKICE

Breaking NYT: The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter. The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status. That is a war crime called "perfidy."

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

I try and avoid political posts because… well… *gestures*, but I am *still* seeing posts from Americans talking about stuff that the “next president” will have to clean up after “the next election” and it blows my mind that even despite… well… *gestures*, they still think there’ll be one.

It’s becoming increasingly hard to tell the difference between ICE operating in Minnesota and the FSB operating in Russia. It all makes much more sense when you think about it. Here is the FSB in Russia:

Let us all stand with Chairman Powell.

Libertarians 2020: "I will not comply, I will not wear the mask, you cannot mandate me, I will not stay inside, I will not socially distance or get the shot." Libertarians 2026: "Comply with the ICE agent in the mask, he has a mandate, stay inside and stay 6 feet from him at all times or get shot."

With all due respect, @colorado.gov, WTF?! You’re going to essentially pardon the clerk to tried to hand #Trump the 2020 elections?! In this climate?! Okay. But you’re signing your own death warrant. Sincerely, A Nosy Louisiana Progressive

Can’t we all just admit that, despite their faults, at least #Democrats are capable of fucking governing?!! Jfc this administration is a farce.

Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."

I can’t even read the news these days I stg. Everything is on fire. And republicans, save a few, are absolutely REVELING in it. What is wrong with these people?!!

The government is saying that violence rules. That snatching foreign leaders and territories, and shooting US citizens in their cars at point blank range, is justified. That resistance is not only futile, it is dangerous. They can say these things. But they cannot force us to believe them.

Good question for Kristi Noem.

What was #Trump saying again? Yes, yes, the “peacetime president” indeed. #Caracas #Venezuela #MAGAMorons

#BariWeiss is a political pawn and a joke. @cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy Fuck off. 🙄

Yes, that’s just what #JeffLandry needs to do, trounce around fucking #Greenland instead of leading #Louisiana. 🙄 #LaLege #LAGov

I would share my diatribe from Fetlife But I’ll spare you. What I said was this I’m 40 and fucking fabulous. Regardless of my inevitable fatness due to Cushing’s Disease. So fuck you and here’s to me. And 40 more trips around that gorgeous goddamned sun. 🥂

If you don’t attack liberal women’s appearances as a cons woman, ur ok. If you do, bb I’m coming for u. Check urself before u wreck urself. 💯 I’ll be 40 12/20. Still hot. Full stop. Still haven’t touched my face aside from brows and freckles. I have yet to Botox or do fillers. Have u? #MAGA

Unpopular opinion: you can disagree with people and not hate them. Kudos to #JamesWoods for speaking this truth. #Trump is a disgusting human being for saying what he said about #RobReiner. Period. Just like people who celebrated the death of #CharlieKirk, which was equally disgusting. 💯

I’m so tired of seeing #ErikaKirk ‘s stupid crying grifting fucking face. #MAGA #MAGAMorons #FuckMAGA

You can buy me a drink tonight! ☺️ Venmo: ItsMeEmme85 PayPal: MommyMika85 My birthday is in 2 weeks! ☺️

The Queen 👑 demands your presence #FemDom #FemDxm #Domme #malesub