Finally, the Washington Post coming through with the hard-hitting journalism we all need in these difficult times.

I always knew these abominations were transphobic

My microwave pasta cooker works pretty well except when I over trust the lid and dump the entire contents in the sink while attempting to drain the water 😢

Anyone want to guess how much they want to pay for this job? (It’s a local newspaper)

I thought this was an ad for Heated Rivalry

I joined a local "jobs" group forever ago and then mostly ignored it because there's a lot more people trying to sell you something than there are actual jobs posted and the people who run it are dickfaces, but anyway...

Stupid womenfolk wanting to do something other than squeeze out babies.

Trump has: starved children to death with his USAID cuts and support of the Gaza genocide. had American citizens kidnapped and murdered in our own streets started multiple illegal wars, which will likely result in thousands of deaths taken health care and food assistance away from millions

And now we know.

If Trump actually ran the U.S. like a business, he would want a Bachelor's Degree and at least 3 years relevant experience for an entry level job that pays $16 an hour and will be replaced by AI in 3 months.

The solution to 4 out of 214 Dems voting the wrong way is to elect 250 Dems so that you don’t have to give a shit about those 4.

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

One incompetent DHS chief out. Another incompetent DHS chief in.

"We have at last found a global villain who matches the bugbear — an ill-informed violent despot who seems to enjoy carnage for its own sake, & who has the power & will to project terror & violence anywhere on earth for any reason or none. That global villain is, of course, President Donald Trump."

I feel like I’ve heard this story before…

They call it a Power Vacuum because it always cleans things up, nice and tidy.

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

I don't think we should host the World Cup, tbh

This aged well

Great. Another illegal war. Thanks Trump voters.

Push for voter ID. Maliciously invalidate people's ID. But yeah, it's not about the voter suppression.

Phoney ghoul of a doctor standing around nodding while they talk about robbing thousands of people of medical care and food because they dared stand up to this administration. Fuck that guy so much.

The more I think about those fuckass USA men's hockey players giggling with the fascists, the madder I get and the less I want to spend my time, money, and energy on men's sports. I think rather than returning to MLB this summer, I'm going to spend my time finding women's leagues to support instead.

Fuck these guys tbh

Gee, I wonder if Albert Pujols and Yadier Molina will make it into the Cardinals HOF 🤔

good job lesbians

As I was saying….

Just realized the WBC is around the corner. I haven’t recovered from the Olympics yet 😭

Shout out to the audience members who booed JD Vance at the opening ceremonies. The true heroes of the Olympics.

I’d enjoy cross country & biathlon more if the camera didn’t linger so long on their snot & drool at the finish line. Also, they should randomly have to race dogs.

I don't follow hockey and I don't know anything about the woodchuck brothers, but the apparent widespread hatred of them is making me feel vindicated in disliking them because they look like shitheads and they have disgusting habits.

Now USA needs one more sudden death, and you know who I'm talkin' about.

So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

Why is 1980's Scott Baio dressed as a hockey player?

Just the closing ceremonies to go. As flawed as it is, I can't help but love the Olympics. I hope Trump doesn't ruin the summer games (by still being alive).

Dude gonna melt his medal down to make new teeth.

Matthews should keep his helmet on.

This was better than hockey. Come at me.

I don't know whether to celebrate or not. I feel like most of these guys are gonna be excited to shake Trump's discolored hand.

That period was a month long.

double doink

All I'm saying is none of the lesbians forced me to watch them chew on their equipment all game long.

I guess these begging for money bots are the bluesky version of the pornbots.

I kinda love that the Olympic gold medalist is skating around in a panda costume. #skating

I wish I could love Cizeron and partner because they are amazing skaters, but fuck rape apologists and abusive partners. #skating

I don't like this team because of their evil coach, but this is a fun exhibition. #skating

This is one of Amber’s regular exhibitions but it is rather fitting for her Olympics. #skating

I like Sato and hope he works on his components the next four years. #skating

Carolina’s exhibition kind of makes me wish solo ice dance was an Olympic event. #figureskating

I dunno, maybe leave the pages in Patrick Kane's book.