Oh good, I was afraid we wouldn't have any Christmas murder this year.

The scammer that sent me the "We tried to renew your MacAfee subscription but your payment method declined" is obviously unaware that I would never pay money for MacAfee.

I was waiting for his unhinged Christmas post and he didn't disappoint! I still don't understand what "transgender for everyone" is though. They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone, so we must still have it, because I still don't know.

Good thing Trump isn't sensitive about his ratings or anything.

MAGA: OMG look at all these photos of BILL CLINTON with JEFFREY EPSTEIN Also MAGA: Who cares who Trump road on a plane with?

If nobody files a class action lawsuit against the university for devaluing their degrees, our legal system has failed us. How can anyone take the academic rigor of an institution that lets an obvious grifter get away with not even attempting to do an assignment properly seriously?

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

I’m begging people on this app to be at least a little critical of people’s claims about the Epstein files. A lot of misinformation being swallowed whole.

Trump really lives and governs like a terminal Make a Wish kid whose wish was to be American Hitler.

I know it's getting hard to make money on blogs and websites, but it's still sad how many formerly reputable sites and pretty much every local news station's pages and even some of the major legacy media outlets' pages are absolutely covered in shitty ads to the point of near usability.

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

And the Wilson Contreras era comes to an end. A weird one it was.

Exactly the same number of people have ever had to apologize for being white as were ever forced to stop saying "Merry Christmas."

Me: “People shouldn’t hit their kids.” Also me after seeing the doordash ad with the kid throwing a tantrum over his bike for the 100th time: “That kid needs a smack.”

Unfortunately, I think this message may be more popular than we'd like to admit, but also I think we are going to have the issue of the not very online denying he ever said these things in the same way they deny Charlie Kirk said the bullshit he said.

They think because they worship their orange monster that we'll defend him to the death. I didn't like him when he was president and I certainly wouldn't care if he went to prison now, provided it's for something he did and not part of Trump's coverup. He was a popular president because

Funny how many of the people supporting Trump's transgender bullshit because they are, "looking out for the kids," were tickled pink when he was holding up SNAP payments. I guess kids don't need food or healthcare.

Fun story: on some airlines, if you purchase two seats because you're fat and they either require it or you just don't want to deal with people being assholes about your ass encroaching on their space, they ask you to board with the first group. I imagine the reason is mostly that the aisles

There's a lot of ridiculous, harmful, cruel bullshit to come out of the latest attack on transgender people, but this has to be among the most petty. They are one step away from telling trans people they have to wear gender conforming clothing.

If the about-face by MTG tells us anything, it's that these spineless GOP assholes know exactly how awful the people and things they support are and they do it anyway because it suits their purpose. She didn't have a change of heart. She just decided her bread was buttered elsewhere.

Whichever company sold the batch of ads with the fucking McDonalds popup that covers the whole screen to a billion websites will not see heaven.

This person is trying to sell this bed for $150. If the adjustable base is in good shape it might be worth it, though probably not because the no name ones have come down in price a lot, but why would you not clean up your disgusting room before taking this photo?

Donald Trump's rant about Rob Reiner raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.

Trump is giving the children diabetes 😔

Can’t wait for the people who have spent months pearl clutching over people saying mean things about Charlie Kirk to sanewash this.

Melania looks like she's pissed that he's still breathing.

Aside from everything else wrong with the GOP's "plan" for healthcare, anything that relies on employer provided insurance entirely ignores the number of people forced into the gig economy who work as independent contractors and won't be eligible for any of it. A number rapidly growing because

Suggestion: if you put WARNING in big letters on something, don’t put the explanation of what you are warning people about in tiny letters. Some of us can’t read that shit.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

So I assume this meeting was like, “you know the one thing about the broadcast that is actually fun? Let’s get rid of that.”

1) average people don’t need quick, cheap art. You just want some bullshit for your shitty webpage, app, or blog so you can sell it. 2) the expectation of what things should cost is entirely based on automation, mass production, and exploitation of labor.

I can't help but notice when dudes complain about how women don't want them because they are ugly, the woman they are mad doesn't want them is never ugly. 🤔

In case you wondering whether the tech bros were pulling president peenocchio's strings...

I'm not surprised at all, but I'm not sure why. Did we already know something sketchy about him or does he just give off sketchy vibes?

Kind of glad that the Disney era of Star Wars has mostly been a flop. Removes the only reason I had to engage with a company becoming shittier by the minute.

Good job anti-vaxxers

Trump is an infirm, sundowning grifter owned by a collection of notorious criminals and it's not even a secret. If this were a functioning country we would have already ended this.

I know every accusation is a confession with the GOP, but Trump clearly mentally degrading in real time after they made such a fuss over "sleepy Joe" is a little too on the nose. They had to know his mind wasn't right before they even put him on the ticket. It's the election hoax scam all over again

One of the biggest takeaways from the Biden administration is that a lot of people were completely full of shit about what they claimed to want - student loan forgiveness, ending the forever war, accepting higher prices for higher wages for poor people…

The delta between what Biden did and how much anger he got for it and the absolute crickets Trump has gotten for making the student loan landscape *magnitudes worse than it was before* is absolutely one of the most enraging things about this entirely enraging era.

Your daughter wants a Barbie for Christmas? Tell her too damn bad, you’re getting steel. Your little egghead son wants pencils? Tell him too damn bad, you’re getting steel.

Seeing a lot of AI-related job posts lately, but they are all the same low-wage, contractor, no guaranteed hours gigs with companies you've never heard of before who may or may not actually pay their workers. Yay AI!

I hate jimmy fallon

lol seriously. Are we supposed to be impressed that he looks like he's about to die. I mean, I hope he is, but still... Also, you know he farted at least once.

Meanwhile, in the U.S. you can pay a for-profit Hospice to send an unpaid volunteer to sit with your loved one.

when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’

I swear, if I have to hear one more time about someone's granny getting their government cheese and that should be good enough for anyone...My granny got it too, because someone blew half her foot off with a shotgun when she was in her 20s. Personally, I think she'd have been better off with

My reaction was, “Jeff Kent? That guy who made an ass of himself in Survivor?”

I don't watch football, but I'm still enjoying the Butker doink.

Marjorie Taylor Greene complaining about being bullied.