Lindy's JFG Justify Flying Goatheads And Just Fucking Go #Haiku #Sabres #JFG

It’s “take a half day and drink patio beers before game 7” weather

However it ends This season was a BIG win Our love rekindled #Haiku #Sabres #HockeyHeaven

Playoff consequence Work productivity tanks Game days... and off days #Haiku #Sabres

Waiting for game time These days are long, scary long Nervous energy #Haiku #Sabres #Warpath

A user of this site being involved in last night’s events may lead some people to think BlueSky is a place to discuss political violence. That is not true. BlueSky is a place to discuss the Buffalo Sabres.

The Bruins look lost Sabres know where they're going They're on the warpath #Haiku #Sabres

The sun is shining The Sabres are up four goals Elite spring Sunday #Haiku #Sabres

Quick reminder that Playoff hockey is the TITS We're the motorboat #Haiku #Sabres

When your best players Turn it up when times are tough New legends are born #Haiku #Sabres #Tage

People are asking "So, is this hockey heaven?" No, it's Buffalo #Haiku #Sabres #Playoffs

Heads up, NHL Sabres are on the warpath And they're scary good #Haiku #Sabres

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! HAPPY #OPENINGNIGHT ! #BLUEJAYS50

If you do not meet You can't have any pudding Lessons from Pink Floyd #Haiku #Bills #KeonColemam

Vlad waiting for Bo For hug after three run dong Brings tears to the eyes #Haiku #BlueJays #WantItAll

“You’re gonna be the best one there. You’re gonna win!” Vladimir Guerrero Jr.’s daughter, Vlaimel, leaves her dad an adoring voicemail that tugs on the heartstrings.

Hang it in the Louvre

I have never enjoyed an MLB team more than this year’s Toronto Blue Jays team. At a time where domestic and world news hammers you down daily, they have provided me and my family with endless optimism and spirit. It doesn’t matter in the big picture but then again, it’s also everything.

Masterpiece

Game's so out of hand Announcers are riffing on Middle school football #Haiku #Bills

When Ernie Clement is at bat, the scoreboard has his nickname underlined by the dash from the Bills logo and a zubaz background. Your MLB team could never #OKBlueJays | #BillsMafia

Game 7. Bottom of the 9th at the Roger's Center Otahni on the mound holding a 2-0 lead after homering twice but he just hit 120 pictures and walked two after getting the first two outs Roberts lets him finish what he started. Mr. Brightside plays as a pinch hitter walks out of the dugout...

Chills, eh

This kid is heading to the World Series 🥹

First daaaaa Yankees lose Then the Blue Jays kept winning Don't let this fun end #Haiku #BlueJays #WantItAll #WorldSeries

Toronto Blue Jays Your American League Champs Is this real life? #Haiku #BlueJays #WantItAll

Such a fun season OK, Blue Jays, let's play ball For one more series #Haiku #BlueJays #WantItAll

Two games in a row Sabres have not been shut out Let's call it progress #Haiku #Sabres

Four periods played Still sitting on zero goals Will they score this year? #Haiku #Sabres

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

Quote of the decade Start spreadin' the news, bitches Jays are moving on #Haiku #BlueJays #WantItAll

never doubt this man. i hope he makes a baby tonight.

When the bullpen stirs Before you record an out This just ain't your night #Haiku #Bisons #TreyYesavage

Elite pro sports teams Keep their best players long term (and have Josh Allen) #Haiku #Bills #LetJimboCook

@sueburke.bsky.social Stevland the Pilot Remarkable writing feat Brilliant and unique #Haiku #Interference

Scherzer on the hill Beautiful weather, big crowd Perfect Friday night #Haiku #Bisons

Amazing tennis Incredible turnaround American champ #Haiku #FrenchOpen #Coco

@sueburke.bsky.social Was loving the book Then THE BAMBOO NARRATED Blew my freaking mind #Haiku #Semiosis #Brillant

Even with no ban Nobody is signing up To push tush of mine #Haiku #TushPush

@chuckwendig.bsky.social I'm fragile, you're dope Twice in first thirty pages Your words made me cry #Haiku #StaircaseInTheWoods #GreatWriting

I'm an adult so Ice cream sandwich and two beers Was tonight's dinner #Haiku #Bisons

Everybody eats Shoes are unacceptable The Bills are SO back #Haiku #Bills

Tre White back after Down year for Sabres goalies No coincidence #Haiku #Sabres #Bills

Fourteen years of pain Hope dies, but tonight's free gift Bobbles through the tears #Haiku #Sabres #Bobblehead

Playoffs once brought joy Now completely forgotten Sabres stole my soul #Haiku #Sabres

A Blue Jay for life So glad you signed the big deal Now, hit a dinger #Haiku #BlueJays #Vladdy

Wearing the light blues Completing a three game sweep Pretty as you please #Haiku #BlueJays

made a meme about my mental state

LOTS of mustaches On this year's Blue Jays roster Their Schneider era #Haiku #BlueJays #OpeningDay

The flag is flying The couch is warm, beers are cold Someone yell "Play Ball" #Haiku #BlueJays #OpeningDay