I feel terrible for the people who lost their lives in the pontoon sinking today. At the same time I’m horrified because what do you mean 19 people took a -pontoon- into the San Francisco Bay with no life jackets?? That’s the boat version of taking a go-kart onto the highway.

Is anyone else watching the Samurai Troopers reboot? I feel like it hasn’t gotten much promotion despite how insanely, incredibly good it is.

I will never forgive Grok for tarnishing a perfectly good orc name

I helped a friend move out of her cheating ex-boyfriend’s house this week and we took anything and everything she owned, including the light fixtures. I hope he enjoys sitting alone in the dark.

More companies should set aside money for weird side projects. Did we ask for a weird Tekken cartoon? Not at all, but I can guarantee you some 10 year-old will watch this, become obsessed with the characters and a few years later be winning some local tournaments.

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

looking to find homes to adopt these sweet babies, and their mommy. they are 13 weeks old. 3 boys 2 girls. Ive named them rocky, patches, bandit, cricket and pebbles. mama's name is domino, she was recently spayed a week ago and had this week and then her stitches out thursday.

I got a recall notice on my car because the shifter cable has been known to disconnect from the transmission. Fine, whatever, I’ll bring it in. Today the dealership calls and goes “oh, yeah, they have a recall going but the manufacturer hasn’t figured out a fix yet, we’ll send you a letter.”

Happy Pride!!

Virginia’s malapropisms are the funniest part of Raising Hope but half the words she fucked up were better than the originals. Sometimes people really are procrasturbating or being trickerish.

I was given a tiny pride flag last weekend and I couldn’t figure out where to put it so it’s in Bravern’s hands now.

Sandal shopping feels like having the devil in my ear whispering “You can definitely walk in these. There’s no way you’ll trip and die”

I wanted to like Backrooms. Tragically it was more Skinamarink and less House of Leaves and I have very few nice things to say about it.

Official Brave Bang Bravern! VS Snowball Earth Collab illustration & Manga. The illustration was drawn by Masami Obari (Creator & Director of Bravern) while the manga was drawn by Yuhiro Tsujitsugu (Creator of the Snowball Earth Manga) youtu.be/-X87S4jDDb4

Laughing at how this is an official Bandai Namco promotional image going into 2026..

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

My water heater decided to stop working this morning. I accept that it’s like 20 years old and I didn’t buy it in the first place but I’m irrationally mad about it anyway.

Popping in real quick to say that condition at the moment is stable. Being hospitalized is another unforseen financial problem, so please share and donate if you have the means. Thanks to those who have reached out. It means a lot to hear from anyone and everyone. gofund.me/bf02c6cae

The one friend who remembers your Livejournal must be protected and revered because they know too much and have seen into your soul in ways no one else has.

All I think of when I see the Pragmata baby is how my mom used to put a shitload of hair extensions in my hair and how uncanny that looks on a four year old.

what being alive currently feels like

Elyse is watching her first C-drama and they’re destroying the effigy of a traitor during a memorial service. She whispers “a funeral piñata” to herself in wonder.

On the 2nd of April 1996, the first episode of The Vision of Escaflowne aired. Written by Shoji Kawamori (Macross Creator), the series ran for 26 eps, received a film adaptation, a PS1 game & debuted in SRW Compact 3 (Wonderswan Color) in 2003. Happy 30th Anniversary 🎉

I made potstickers for the first time and I’m impressed with how well they came out. Even better, I prepped and froze a bunch for later to make future dinners easier. It’s the little things that are sustaining me.

Yeah.

people joke about what experiencing even the banalities of modern society would do to a medieval peasant, but here's a German tourist from a small farming village who says some Times Square salsa verde physically incapacitated him gothamist.com/food/theres-...

Finally got a new phone (RIP to the iPhone 11 I’ve had since 2019) and I forgot what it was like to run an app without my phone becoming the temperature of the sun.

Congratulations to this week’s episode of Samurai Troopers for giving the most emotionally devastating body horror since Fullmetal Alchemist.

We leave anime or shows running for Whitney when we leave the house and it turns out she has opinions. Things she has hated: Digimon, Beast Wars, GaoGaiGar (only the villain sequences) Things she’s obsessed with: Mon Colle Knights, Serial Experiments Lain, Betterman The critic in question:

May this year treat you kindly, little horse #lunarnewyear #yearofthehorse #digitalart

A friend got me a balloon for my birthday and now my dog is terrified to walk into the living room. The poor, simple creature cannot comprehend a balloon.

I got a sample of NOYZ Only Human and @midnatron.bsky.social described it as smelling “like a cookie, but a mature man cookie”

🧧🌸🐎Happy Lunar New Year!🐎🌸🧧 Some happy little horses~ The bigger artwork I'll have to save for another day😊 ❤️Love you guys, drink some good tea today~ ☕❤️

Facebook loves to be like “Remember that terrible haircut you had 17 years ago? Here’s 8 unflattering pictures of it.”

Happy Valentine's Day!

My friends joke that I know everyone and can’t go anywhere without running into someone I know. I want to deny this but then I remember the time we flew to Vegas and one of the contortionists at the circus show we went to was a guy I knew.

I’m watching Beast Wars and my slightly blind, elderly dog keeps whining and growling at every four legged character because she thinks she’s seeing another dog on TV.

Just got out of the 4k re-release of Labyrinth in theaters. I really need to know whose decision it was to digitally airbrush out David Bowie’s dick but not his balls. It did a lot to make some of the closeups less cringe-worthy but it also gave him the impression of a fat pussy. Mixed feelings.

The fact that I made it through this deeply challenging year feels like a small miracle and I am dragging myself across the finish line but I’m here

I hope my friends like eating random things off of wood because this new charcuterie set is probably the only thing I’m gonna serve food on for the foreseeable future

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

Anyone who has had to ride in my car this year will not be surprised to learn that I am in the top .08% of Mustard Plug fans.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

No one tells you that when you’re the victim of a crime it really isn’t the crime itself that destroys your mental health long term, it’s the way the crime is handled by authorities in the months after. Chasing information, retelling your story, being passed between agencies, zero support.