So @silencedrowns.com told me that my dog looks like the Jojolion dog and you know what? I see it.

I will miss talking to him at TFCon every year. His lectures were hilarious, insightful and inspiring. Such an accomplished, wonderful man who will be dearly missed by so many.

Sobbing hysterically because they let the guy who broke in to rape us out of jail on “work release” unsupervised.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

Apparently my grandpa has never seen Stitch before because he pointed at a Stitch-themed Christmas decoration at Costco and asked me “What’s this? A Christmas goblin?”

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

Every picture of my friend’s dog can be used as a reaction image

She is so unburdened by thoughts

I’m caught up on Turkey! Time to Strike and the premise is super interesting, I like the setting, but I can’t stand 90% of the characters. I’m not sure if it’s because I don’t watch sports anime but I’m really torn between how intriguing I find the plot and how insufferable I find the girls.

Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

I illustrated this year's EFF #DEFCON33 shirt (which glows in the dark and has a puzzle)! Paid homage to the iconic Bliss Windows XP wallpaper, and all the wild digital landscapes beyond the walled gardens of today's internet. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

This Brainscan shirt I just got is way cooler than it has any right to be

"Why aren't you posting about Important Social Issue #2829???" Because if I try to post about every single nightmare currently going on in the world, I will be unable to function

When hiring contractors my dog’s opinion actually counts more than I thought it would.

I have two friends texting me about Umamusume and one friend texting me about her actual horse and I am being so careful to remember which chat is which

Either my doctor or my pharmacy fucked up somehow because I went to fill my Wellbutrin and they gave me 810 of them. 3 bottles. No explanation. Just 810 pills.

I deny all accusations about the horrible conditions in my RollerCoaster Tycoon park. The guests deserve whatever I didn't do to them, and it was hilarious when I did those things to them, which I didn't.

corporations on july 1st:

Obsessed with this shirt my friend and I found at the thrift store that just says “FOOTBALL”

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr Who and Transformers Deckerd from Brave Police J-Decker!

The internet should have more echo chambers. I never logged onto point and click adventure game fan forums in the early 2000s thinking “I sure hope someone on here hates point and click adventure games, for balance.”

Having work done on my car feels a little like dropping my dog off at the vet. Like…I trust you, that’s why I’m here, but please handle my baby with care.

This perfume sample is absolutely not for me/my skin composition/my taste. It has faded to something I can only describe as tequila, apricot baby food and a bottle of Lovespell left in a hot car. I won’t name it because the fanbase will hunt me down but it is sooo unpleasant and won’t wash off.

This is a very dark day for America. And will be considered darker in retrospect in the future.

I have not had a night of uninterrupted sleep since the break-in and it’s doing exactly what you might imagine to my mental health.

Trump announces the U.S. has attacked Iran

One of these is setting spray for makeup and one is hair spray. Guess which one I just sprayed directly into my face?

I've never used ChatGPT and if someone EVER says "you sound like AI" because I used the word "meticulous," I'm going to "delve" my hands into the "realm" of their head's "tapestry" and give them a swirly

There’s a guy in my complex who takes his dogs to the park in a tiny wagon during the summer so they don’t burn their paws on the hot cement and if that isn’t love I don’t know what is

"what were the 2000s like?" they were just this. nintendo sold a tribal tattoo game console and it came with a winamp skin

Really reflecting on the whole “clothing quality has drastically worsened” thing as I pull on a tshirt purchased during the Bush administration because the one I got 6 months ago has a hole in it.

Happy pride I found this weird-ass bug outside the gay bar

The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Bluesky right now:

He bundled all his DUIs, probation violations and the burglary into one guilty plea, he’s gonna serve just under 4 years and the judge granted me a restraining order against him. Probably the best I could hope for all things considered.

My grandpa, pointing at the named Coke bottles: what the fuck is Bryan flavor?

It's Pride Month, which means that if you haven't done so already you need to watch Bang Brave Bang Bravern, the only mecha show brave enough to ask "what if the robot was gay for the pilot?"

My dog looks like an off-brand Labubu sometimes

They’re letting him plead down from felony burglary to misdemeanor aggravated trespass into an occupied dwelling. The max sentence would be a year. I feel fucking sick.

A group I’m in had an envelope decorating contest and I’m pretty proud of my entry. Black florals are hand-stamped and the colorful elements are decoupaged silk scraps

Impulse bought a ring today because it reminded me of my spore druid

I can’t shake this gross, violated feeling that comes with knowing that the dude who broke in had been watching me for who knows how long. I went out with sunglasses and a big hat and a high-necked shirt and still felt disgustingly exposed and vulnerable. I wish I was invisible.

We went to the dog bakery and got Whitney a treat for being so brave last night