“What we see here is Congress washing its hands and power to actually put constraints on an agency that is hurting our communities ... we’re plunging toward authoritarianism and the DHS budget is allowing it.” www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.

[wakes up] “I’m sorry, what”

I can’t stop giggling at “Bye, Phoenicia” @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social

Charlie Kirk was shot? The conservative guy who said that deaths were necessary to protect the 2nd ammendment?

Beyoncé’s COWBOY CARTER Tour is officially the highest-grossing Country tour of all-time with an overall gross of $407.6 MILLION across 32 shows.

TIL Jonathan Bailey plays clarinet, and he played the solo for his own character’s theme for the Jurassic World Rebirth soundtrack. As if I needed *another* reason to like him 🥵

The news so far this week

I’ve never met a jar of peanut butter I didn’t like…..except for this one! Truly awful. Bleh. Ack.

If we don’t have trust in MomTok, we don’t have anything. Jessi S2:E2

Why is it that the older I’m getting the more deeply I’m appreciating Arcade Fire?

ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered

I’m sorry, what? Dreyer’s is called Edy’s on the east coast?

“Working with Dr. Luke on my fav single in years—this is for the ladies out there who can’t catch a goddamn break even though they’re seriously trying their best,” Katy Perry said theonion.com/katy-pe...

I wish I enjoyed my job even half as much as Jeff Probst does

Spending an afternoon drinking tinto de verano with her would heal me

Must be nice

There is only one

I really do feel ashamed and disgusted for loving Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” as much as I do

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There’s a new season of Black Mirror??!?!!!

The production was a bit cheesy, but the technology and science behind Titanic: The Digital Experience on NatGeo is soooooo cool

Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Peanut butter, banana, and honey actually slaps the shit out of any other open-faced sandwich

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

What in the Shen-Yun is this promotional poster?

Get me to God’s country

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

Ok Gaga

If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation

Give me a post-apocalyptic thriller with a ruthless strongwoman villainess, and I’m alive!

Also, f*ck you Hulu for that terrible #Oscars stream

This is, like, what THE SUBSTANCE is about

WOW! #oscars

hang this in the Louvre.

This is the best opening segment I’ve ever seen on the #oscars

RIP Lynne Marie Stewart. Thank you for Miss Yvonne

Me, unboxing new tableware: YAY! Also, me: Well, shit.

💯💯💯💯💯💯

Finally testing negative and getting taste back on the Sunday of a holiday weekend. Thanks Miss Rona.

Jojo Siwa’s net worth is estimated at $20m?!

Of course Tallulah Bankhead had a bird named Gaylord in the 1950s! OF COURSE SHE DID!

The Traitors US is so gratifying for those of us with reality tv brain rot, it truly feels like a final exam I’ve been preparing for my whole life

I’m definitely watching The Traitors for the game play

This coffee is blowing my mind. Mexican hot chocolate + coffee = cielo en una taza

Drew Goins is the cutest and most delightful Jeopardy! contestant

Aside from Nikki Glaser, that was a TERRIBLE award show