the way i'm about to become a magik main just to justify buying this skin

i have a bone to pick with floatopia because how are you going to announce your game a year ago and have zero updates since then

and i don't rly have any advice for how to fix it but why does it all look like cocomelon

idk how to fully describe this criticism but... i'm so tired of cozy farming sim games with INCREDIBLE worlds coming out with characters that look like lifeless playmobil toys, it completely ruins the game for me

Is it a hot take to say that mobile gaming has ruined console gaming 🫩

This morning, I spoke at the SOMOS Labor Breakfast. "We are not looking to remake New York City in my image. We are looking to remake it in the image of struggling workers across the five boroughs."

People forget that this is quite literally what elections used to be like

Voted 13 times this morning and will go later to do another 16 😍😍😍

me filling in the bubble for zohran tomorrow

WhaT Do U MeAn wE CanNoT JuSt bE SucCEssFUl By hAVinG a BiG LiBraRY OF gAmEs These CEOs are truly so fucking stupid, it HURTS. I guarantee any 30 year old entry level person on those teams could've told this man the idea was bad.

I'm scREAMING they lied about their robbery!! ((((I guess they didn't hire the same people that did D*rit's...))))

the way I am pacing around my apartment with conspiracy theories about this sdglkdsglKSDGLK

YOU DO FRENCH FRIES I DO FRANCHISE FOSJFKSJDdndjsj

Republicans so scared of becoming North Korea that they can't see we're already there lmao

climbing out of bronze as a solo support i really am braver than the marines

MTA and NJT are really testing my last fucking nerve I'm ready to leave this dumb ass country, the amount of time in my life I've wasted on a delayed train....

I /know/ for a fact I'm at least Diamond on Rivals but tell me why I tried playing competitive and cannot win a single match in bronze because the role I'm not playing is actual dookie shit from a butt garbage ass can't aim or do anything for shit probably has their monitor off 🫩

Again another week where Vinas Deluxe is MOTHER!!!

oh so like........ this wasn't an album stunt

I'm going to be so honest with you I'm trying so hard not to be so angry at Gaga for how expensive those MSG tickets were... like hello miss bitch your show was so inaccessible and you gouged the fuck out of your fans

people that stay on a phone call on speaker for their entire train ride will never see heaven

God damn I miss NewJeans.....

Viñas Deluxe..... That's mother

It's 2025 I just feel like we should be able to 1) share a 30 second clip of a podcast easily to Instagram stories and 2) pick what section of a song to share directly from Spotify to Instagram stories.

This is the ugliest rebrand I think I've ever seen

Can we just skip to November to watch Cuomo lose again I'm sick of hearing from him I need a hit of serotonin 😭

This is literally the plot of the first season of Ironheart

It's Always Sunny in

I'm sorry but you're not a "more intelligent person" for rating Superman or Fantastic Four at below 2 stars 🤭

Annnnnnd one more expert full clear for the Beat Saber books, trying to play (and maybe full clear) for at least a few hours a week 😶‍🌫️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L5o...

so let me get this straight.... trisha now has queen elizabeth, the pope, and ozzy

BREAKING: Trisha Paytas has killed Ozzy Osbourne

ok now ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!

seeing people mistake the CGI editing of JUMP for AI is so exhausting............... like my god the entire world needs a crash course on identifying AI work and how it's different from CGI editing

IM GUNNA JUMP!!!!!!!

IM GUNNA JUMP!!!!!!!

I genuinely grew up on Neopets and Maplestory forums

MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every black panther main lives in a basement that smells like cheeto fart I swear to god why are there so many sweaty black panther mains in quick play all of the sudden

screaming

it's not lost on me that the app is called bitchat bit chat bitch at pls...

Never seen Democrats so organized or determined about anything in their entire careers. The blue duct tape is peeling away to reveal a lot of red.

im not an it girl more like a hit girl

every once and a while citizen will have a gem of a notification

I need someone to do a national investigation as to why raspberry Fuze iced tea is like no longer available anywhere except Panda Express

Purple category in today's Connections just pissed me the fk off

Glad I cancelled their garbage streaming service months ago 😍

im sorry but i've never seen winter look this gorg??