Hello from Greenland. Too much ice so we couldn't go ashore. I shouted my apologies for the dementia riddled person in the Whitehouse.

Reykjavik Troll we encountered. Chased us around the square!

Wise old horticultural woman I met: “If you find a rabbit’s foot and tickle the leaves of your tomato plant with it your tomatoes will grow faster.” Me: “Ooh, interesting. I might try that.” Next-door’s rabbit, the following day: “Stop that, and put me the fuck down. I did not consent to this.”

Hi Reykjavik!

Leaving tomorrow for an expedition cruise in Iceland. Someone come pack for me?

Imagine having your own thoughts and not copying and pasting the thoughts of others?

fun fact about Tom Liar. I mean Steyer. No, I meant what I said:

Christchurch Town Hall, Christchurch 5/21/2026 Sparks’ first ever show in New Zealand! Thank you!

1. 1100 words is only very long if you’re an amoeba. 2. Asking an LLM a question is not a skill. 3. One dead teen is actually too many unless you are a sociopath. 4. You’re welcome.

Yeah, you just can't be anti-pedophiles in today's GOP.

D+11 on a generic ballot probably looks something like 40 seats gained in the House - IF we don’t get complacent. Have you registered to vote yet? Have you double checked to make sure you’re still registered? Do you have any documentation you need to vote? Start planning now.

Bloody hell! It’s been a long time since a book has brought me to tears. @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social Thank you so very much for writing Everything Will Swallow You. Book of the year. #BookSky #TheStorygraph

Let’s be clear: this does not warrant building a ballroom at the White House.

A gunman shows up. Curiously, he reportedly told the cops he wanted to target Admin officials, not necessarily Trump. And for the first time, the press is placed in position that American school children are every day.

I will keep criticizing the President and his administration for being a terrible president and administration

The most frequent comment I get about this book is "It got me back into reading after the Internet broke my brain." Not quite sure why that is... but it's an easier, shorter read than most of my others, but possibly provides a little gateway into them.

When do I get to sing 'My Way', when do I get to feel like Sinatra felt

BREAKING: “I made a mistake, and I am sincerely sorry,” Philz Coffee CEO said after having ordered Pride flags removed. I say again, the power is with the people! www.advocate.com/news/philz-c...

You have earned the right to be a dick

This is now reminding me of the time that my aunt’s friends got a magnetic catflap - which could only be opened by the magnet on their cat’s collar - and kept finding their cat stuck to the fridge.

Let's crucify him and bury him in a tomb to see if he can hit for the cycle.

I don’t give a fuck what Kristi Noem’s husband is into when it comes to his sexuality (unless it’s illegal). What I do care about is people like Kristi Noem trying to police everyone else’s personal choices when it comes to theirs.

Shout out to Birmingham, Alabama and Utqiaġvik (Barrow), Alaska! 🎉

Elon Musk was working in the U.S. illegally when he founded his first company. And it’s likely he obtained his citizenship through fraud. Is he one of those “criminal immigrants” Fox News keeps telling me about?

When do I get to sing 'My Way', when do I get to feel like Sinatra felt

It would be terrible if this messed with NATHAN CAVANUAGH's career.

This isn't new information about Charlie Kirk, but I do appreciate the regular reminders that he was consistently a stupid, spiteful malicious little shit. Didn't deserve to die, no. But he doesn't deserve to be mourned as some sort of hero either.

Is he dead yet? Shitty week, I need good news.

Zelenskyy: "We received a request from the United States for specific support in protection against "shaheds" in the Middle East region. I gave instructions to provide the necessary means and ensure the presence of Ukrainian specialists who can guarantee the required security."

An independent investigation is needed to establish the facts of this case. If the evidence shows the US committed war crimes, the matter should be referred to a war crimes tribunal.

Maybe. As soon as u get rid of Scarborough

The Republicans are mad with power! Sen Sheehy needs to be arrested for assault!!!

Oh, I love this!

Another innocent human being, murdered by the Trump regime. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Here, there are many, many sheep, and the people only sleep and awake to tell how gory and gruesome was their end

Has he stroked out yet?

the main outcome of this is gonna be that the public mood will move from wanting Kristi Noem sacked from her job to wanting Kristi Noem burned at the stake as a witch

Today is the last day to read this piece for free. It might work quite well as an intro to my writing for people who only know it via Bluesky. P.S. It's much better if you read it all the way to the end. I mean, I would say that, but I promise: it really does. www.tom-cox.com/once-upon-a-...

how can they have conquered pop culture when nobody knows who tf these ppl are

Can Democratic leadership please WAKE THE FUCK up?

Not the first time Republicans have depicted Obama as an ape. The NY Post did it years ago and had cops shooting him. This is who Trump and the Republicans are. They are racist. This isn't new. Birther conspiracy anyone?

Nigel Farage is 61? I thought he was late 60s, absolute minimum. It's always the same with these racist sacks of dysentery. Like when I found out Katie Hopkins was born in 1975. Hatred draws itself on your face and it doesn't use nice pens.

Here's compromised John Fetterman bragging about working with grifting MAGA Katie Britt while unaccountable masked goins murder people in the streets. Also: No mention of the epstein files. Primary, defeat and hurl this man's career into the sun.

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet