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advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons gif

Did you touch the Reflecting Pool

it’s been so long since I’ve been up this early for a hike 🥹

i love love love living in a century home, but i’m trying to get these two cabinets to sit flush with each other and they won’t bc my floors aren’t level 😭

every day, i discover another reason to hate influencers.

all i wanna do is unsubscribe from reedpop / bookcon emails, but the link has been broken since i first tried it in *checks notes* march… 🙃

Bluesky is the home of people who are only interested in everything.

What a beautiful day to be inside creating value for the shareholders

just letting y’all know you can insult the White House and MAGA without using classist language like “white trash” and “trailer trash” 😘

olivia rodrigo’s new album is soooo good 😭

If you’re a fan of a sports team A good team A bad team A team that can’t get out of their own way A team that seems like god has cursed them Keep being a fan of that team

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

It's a rare gift, to know where you need to be, before you've been to all the places you don't need to be.

Hope everyone looked at the sky tonight✨

my first aol friend turned irl friend is visiting this weekend and my heart is so full 🥹💜

at this point, if you’re raging at me on the highway.. i’m blowing you so many kisses. (i did this to an angry female driver on my way to the office; she didn’t like it 🤭).

Because you are greasy or pimpled – or that you was once drunk, or a thief, of diseased, or rheumatic, of a prostitute – or are so now – or from frivolity or impotence – or that you are no scholar, and never saw your name in print .... do you give in that you are any less immortal?

Is it you that thought the President greater than you? or the rich better off than you? or the educated wiser than you?

Is it you then that thought yourself less?

bro-dozers and the men who drive them should be banned!!!!

you’re trapped in the last tv show you watched. where are you?

signed up for a project management certification course even though i ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DO ALL OF THIS!!!

this is how running felt today

Long story short, no one chooses to be part of the working class. It's something you are born into. You can leave it. But it doesn't leave you. It's not just about money. It's about culture.

vacation time isn’t enough anymore!!! i need UBI and the dismantling of capitalism. 😩

i’ve been at my job for almost 6 (!!!) years and one of the folks who hired me told me i’m doing self-fulfillment right and what a compliment! 😭

I HATE THIS GAME - dashare.zone ADMIN

pls stop using meta apps 😬

Soundbites are not art, no matter how hard an increasingly distracted world collectively works to elevate them to that status and colludes with the people who make money from an increasingly distracted world. Soundbites - however witty or relatable - are just soundbites.

NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

this is unhinged behavior.

my brother took the silver meteor up from jacksonville, fl to come visit me and he’ll be here in less than an hour. nervous is an understatement 😭

Poppy Fields near Argenteuil - 1875 https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/103660

All forces have been steadily employed to complete and delight me,

What is hard is to keep alive on a world you don't belong to.

💙📚 bookish scavenger hunt: 🐦‍⬛ a number in the title: six of crows 🛶 a name in the title: adventures of huckleberry finn 🐰 an animal in the title: the rabbit hutch 🌳 <300 pages: their eyes were watching god ❤️ a color in the title: red at the bone 🇮🇷 a one word title: martyr!

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I genuinely do wonder if the people giving the hot takes about Bluesky being a bubble or an echo chamber really do think everyone else here is a disembodied brain in a nutrient bath that has no other contact with the world and other people aside from what they see here, it sure seems like it

wish my best friend lived next door to me 😔

everything is everywhere right now 📚💙

i use discord for a single group chat and i wish they would just use @signal.org 😭

When I used to write for The Guardian, every time I wrote the word “meow” the editors would change it to “miaow”. It used to really get on my wick. Don’t try to make my cats sound like your upper middle class London cats, you fuckers. My cats did not go to your posh cat schools. They say “meow”.

stop! music checkpoint 🎶 what was the last song you listened to? 🎧

“The fact is you cannot be intelligent merely by choosing your opinions. The intelligent man is not the man who holds such-and-such views but the man who has sound reasons for what he believes and yet does not believe it dogmatically.” ― Bertrand Russell

yesterday i celebrated 17 years of marriage with a boy i met while playing halo 2 on xbox live 🥳

This ad is a perfect summary of AI being shoved into everything: you pay a monthly fee so a forest fire in the making can skip all the important things to give you a vague simulacrum of productivity not based in any reality, without any ability gained or skills honed for you personally.

✨ manifesting ✨

this is so exciting!! 💙📚

ppl on instagram, threads, and booktok need to touch grass and actually *talk to real people* in the world 😬