My Alpha-Bits cereal forms more coherent sentences.

I sure picked a good month to go without listening to CNBC on my morning drive. This man would have singlehandedly caused me to drive into a power pole.

How brave of ICE to do this six blocks from Midway airport. Why aren't they trying that shit four and a half miles east at 63rd and Halsted? 🤔😉

*personal Joker era intensifies...* 😡 futurism.com/future-socie...

The number of people who are saying that Taylor Swift's "The Life of a Showgirl" isn't what they expected is funny. Y'all were served "Journey - Faithfully (42 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version)" and missed the point of the album.

Thinking back to listening to The Life of a Showgirl in entirety last night and catching bits today on SiriusXM... It's yacht rock. T-Swizzle did a yacht rock album. And the entire thing is a phenomenal sounding bop. 👏

What an amazing night. Got to be three rows away from Cascada live tonight, and then the new Taylor Swift album dropped. My elder millenial heart overflows.

Welp, this is going to be on repeat for a while. Once again, she knocked it out of the park.

Ma'am! 😂

Taylor. Allison. Swift!

Did track five just track five the hardest of all track fives in the history of track fives? #EldestDaughter #TLoaS

The SiriusXM Taylor Swift pop-up channel has been great to listen to all the eras of her music, but there's one song, one era, that *never* gets played... IYKYK 😂

If I had a nickel for every government shutdown that happened while Trump was president and the Republicans held a majority in the Senate and House, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

Governor Pritzker and Secretary Biagi out here fixing the damn roads! Let's go!

Gotta say that with every news cycle getting more bleak and grim, the Taylor Swift pop-up channel on SiriusXM and her new album drop has been a welcomed distraction for my mental health.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

His tell is every time he lies he gets a little coy smile while talking. Like he enjoys making shit up.

I'd tell Mike Johnson to go fuck himself, but I don't want his kid to watch that via their tattle-tale app.

Real "Let them eat cake," vibes from this post...

So excited to find this set before its release date. Can't wait to put it together!

ICE has never rolled up on actual gang members. That's the post.

So he *does* know how to release files...

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

🥰🥰 Taylor's got a channel on SiriusXM again.

Watching Trump stumble over "acetaminophen" and thinking how Joe Biden has the chance to post the funniest video in history right now...

That's not how broadcast licenses work. Over-the-air broadcasts (local stations) require a license to use the airwaves to transmit their signal. Same with AM, FM, HAM, etc. CableTV does not require a license and is generally hands off by the FCC (except for a few narrow items).

Uhhh, Google? You want a class action lawsuit for breaching the State of Illinois privacy laws? Because this being enabled and working is against the law here...

Breaking: 79 year old Make-a-Wish child gets a horse-drawn carriage ride; castle tour and lunch with the King later.

So many good Robert Reford films to immortalize him, but my favorite has to be one of his last films: "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," where he played Alexander Pierce. Such a good modern take on the many crime thrillers he acted in.

Huh. Neat how investment in infrastructure tripled under Biden.

God's saving of Donald Trump, but refusing to save Charlie Kirk from an assassin's bullet shows that Kirk wasn't MAGA enough. by Nick Fuentes

Sir. That is a reductionist stereotype that puts people like me in little boxes. You chose the right box, though, I will admit.

Cuomo on @cnbc.com this morning railing against socialism:

Man, the remake of 1986 Michael Keaton sleeper hit "Gung-Ho" is awfully dark.

LOL! The US oil and gas industry is going to crater. Loss of jobs, production, facilities, rigs, etc. Unbelievable that we're going to lose our energy independence.

Current mood:

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Happy 906 day! #PureMichigan #The906 #MQT

AOC: If anybody says “this isn’t fair, I'm gonna have to divest all my stocks if I run for congress” maybe you should stay home.

That is a very weak number considering he drove drug prices down 1100%, 1200%, and even 1500%

#IYKYK #The906

Chicago, like any major city, is not without crime or flaws. But unless the Nat’l Guard has a plan to understand & combat gang violence, create economic & social investment in historically underserved neighborhoods, address poverty, housing costs & the long arm of redlining, they’re not the answer.

🥰

Hints of the Aurora Borealis, but tomorrow should be much better. #PureMichigan #The906

My happy place. 🥰