David, Daveed if you're nasty
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Writer and computer guy. Harold Mondays @ UCB LA
@jesus if you want him, he's yours.
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about 6 hours ago
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You can *spend* the rest of your life scrolling zillow and sighing
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6 days ago
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Endowment of 11 billion
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6 days ago
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*Dave Chappelle voice* My friend got hit with a sandwich. He got hit with a fucking sandwich.
7 days ago
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8 days ago
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Andy Richter
8 days ago
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We're so fucking back
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8 days ago
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9 days ago
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Good vibes on here tonight. Has me optimistic for the jokes that will pop off when the orange man finally does what old men do.
9 days ago
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Better Things Are Possible
9 days ago
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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I was told the trans rights doesn't play with the pta moms
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9 days ago
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seems good
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9 days ago
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interesting
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9 days ago
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IDK who the guy in the picture is but he's my new meme for every election result I like moving forward.
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9 days ago
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Dick Cheney died doing what he loved--having a heart attack.
9 days ago
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rich traditions
22 days ago
anyway long walk 5 of 5 (morbidly depressed) hell dudes
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Buffalo Bill tells AP he has buried the body in the backyard and is eager to move on.
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22 days ago
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lollll imagine being like, "Welp, glad we can now put all that behind us"
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22 days ago
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Matthew Downhour
23 days ago
One more thing and then I’ll stop - Being a Marine veteran and then an oyster farm owner/operator are both life choices that frankly could be seen as every bit as affected and resume padding for politics as going to law school and working at McKinsey
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The Jewish taboo against tattoos once again saves my ass because I had no idea that skull thing was nazi shit.
23 days ago
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By JD Vance's logic, Platner was a kid when he posted this!
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27 days ago
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Is video broken for anyone else on here?
28 days ago
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29 days ago
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treb
about 2 months ago
Eagles 4-0
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And then defends himself by confirming the, "I've been impotent since a botched penile implant" rumors.
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about 2 months ago
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I swear I got my series X for like 350 brand new this is CRAZY. Trump take Xbox
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about 2 months ago
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Until the current climate passes, I'm shutting down my trans ideology etched bullet Etsy shop.
2 months ago
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tinybaby
2 months ago
Honestly I think the people saying repeatedly and passionately that there will be retaliation for this are doing more to encourage the retaliation than people celebrating
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JP Acosta
2 months ago
This BlueSky user 🫵🏾 doesn’t squat enough
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Wasn’t Trump supposed to appear at 2pm today? Did that happen yet?
2 months ago
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I’m hearing from my guy inside the White House that Trump reaffirmed his commitment to Christ at the 11th. “Odds of heaven are looking pretty strong” Polymarket stunned.
3 months ago
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Sources from inside the White House say Barron seems to have grown 2 feet taller overnight and recently spat up a full human mandible
3 months ago
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Sources from inside the white house are saying he popped like a fuckin balloon and it’s gonna take hours if not days to get him off the walls.
3 months ago
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I knew Richie Torres was an asshole clown but I assumed he had more of a gameplan when it was announced he was going on Friedland.
3 months ago
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We're a long way from 2028 but this guy is my number one with a bullet at this point.
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3 months ago
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Dan O’Sullivan
3 months ago
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help:
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Daniel Roberts
3 months ago
Gavin Newsom is a genuinely bad person - who once tried to pick up my wife! - and he is also extremely good at trolling Trump. Both of these things are true. He should not, and will not, be the Democratic nominee in 2028, but since we’re stuck with the man in California, let the sonofabitch cook.
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This is a wild one but, the original Men in Black is one of the best written movies of all time.
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3 months ago
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This is correct.
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3 months ago
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Sick of the discourse on this one. Fumbling a baddie is an important lesson in life. May all our sons and daughters fumble a baddie someday.
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3 months ago
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JF
4 months ago
the reason Avatar made $6b is because we care about this man. we care about his story. we care about his family. we care about his world and all the wonderful things in it. and, of course, we all know what that is, and who he is and who they are and stuff like that. we get why theres water ones!
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Ben K.
4 months ago
I am going to keep beating this drum: Which potential 2028 Democratic candidate is going to fully embrace nuking the Supreme Court?
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“Grok, give me directions to Canter’s Deli” *car explodes*
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4 months ago
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This dickhead realized he's gonna get primaried by Landers and fainted
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5 months ago
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LA mayoral race gonna be a fuckin MOVIE
5 months ago
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People who voted for Huda to stay on love island should have their driver’s licenses revoked
5 months ago
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I was gonna make a joke about if an NFL GM ran their team this way they’d be assassinated, but then I remembered it’s very likely Aaron Rodgers will be the day one starter for the Steelers
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6 months ago
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Jeff Lyons
6 months ago
Please don't, cartoonist currently drawing St. Peter saying "Norm!"
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Monster Train 2 should just drop today.
6 months ago
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