David, Daveed if you're nasty
@davelasoul.bsky.social
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Writer and computer guy. Harold Mondays @ UCB LA
Case for: Allied with Coach and Steph, firefighter, seems kinda dumb. Case against: Is black, clearly prefers Cirie and Tiff despite his alliance, seems to like honor.
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16 days ago
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Current Household Debate: What are the odds that Joe from Survivor voted for Trump?
16 days ago
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When that BREAKING NEWS cut in on the Wolves game I thought it was about to be time to bust out the champagne. One day
22 days ago
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Cmon now 😂😂😂
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about 2 months ago
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Politics Man
2 months ago
Big Papi: Jackson, it's Papi... Jackson Chourio: Hey Papi Papi: Hey the United States, they kidnap you president about a couple of months ago... Does that give you guys a little extra motivation for tomorrow's championship game?
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2 months ago
If you don't get permanently banned off Bluesky the day it happens, how are you even living your life
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LET THE MAN SPEAK
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2 months ago
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Saw the Napa Boys last night. Absolutely deranged stuff. 10/10 if you like your comedies to be challenging.
2 months ago
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It's gonna hit like CRACK when this dude loses the California primary to AOC
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3 months ago
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Bari Weiss doing background checks
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4 months ago
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You cannot actually be this dumb.
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4 months ago
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Listen to the helldude on this one. He was one of the few men brave enough to call Krysten Sinema hot the week she voted against minimum wage. The integrity of his endorsements are titanium.
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5 months ago
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Side note: his hands are starting to look bigger because he's doing that 'old guy shrink" thing. Keep an eye on this.
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5 months ago
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Turned off google's smart features so they couldn't use my emails to train AI. The unintended consequence? Now I'm seeing all the emails that weren't making it to my priority tab. Holy shit I get so much garbage
6 months ago
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jamelle
6 months ago
bring back NBC's Kings
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This is probably a good time to reveal that I also fucked Mark Sanford
6 months ago
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@jesus if you want him, he's yours.
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6 months ago
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You can *spend* the rest of your life scrolling zillow and sighing
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6 months ago
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Endowment of 11 billion
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6 months ago
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*Dave Chappelle voice* My friend got hit with a sandwich. He got hit with a fucking sandwich.
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Andy Richter
6 months ago
loading . . .
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We're so fucking back
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Good vibes on here tonight. Has me optimistic for the jokes that will pop off when the orange man finally does what old men do.
6 months ago
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Better Things Are Possible
6 months ago
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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I was told the trans rights doesn't play with the pta moms
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6 months ago
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seems good
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6 months ago
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interesting
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6 months ago
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IDK who the guy in the picture is but he's my new meme for every election result I like moving forward.
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6 months ago
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Dick Cheney died doing what he loved--having a heart attack.
6 months ago
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rich traditions
7 months ago
anyway long walk 5 of 5 (morbidly depressed) hell dudes
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Buffalo Bill tells AP he has buried the body in the backyard and is eager to move on.
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7 months ago
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lollll imagine being like, "Welp, glad we can now put all that behind us"
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7 months ago
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Matthew Downhour
7 months ago
One more thing and then I’ll stop - Being a Marine veteran and then an oyster farm owner/operator are both life choices that frankly could be seen as every bit as affected and resume padding for politics as going to law school and working at McKinsey
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The Jewish taboo against tattoos once again saves my ass because I had no idea that skull thing was nazi shit.
7 months ago
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By JD Vance's logic, Platner was a kid when he posted this!
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7 months ago
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Is video broken for anyone else on here?
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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treb
8 months ago
Eagles 4-0
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And then defends himself by confirming the, "I've been impotent since a botched penile implant" rumors.
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8 months ago
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I swear I got my series X for like 350 brand new this is CRAZY. Trump take Xbox
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8 months ago
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Until the current climate passes, I'm shutting down my trans ideology etched bullet Etsy shop.
8 months ago
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tinybaby
8 months ago
Honestly I think the people saying repeatedly and passionately that there will be retaliation for this are doing more to encourage the retaliation than people celebrating
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JP Acosta
8 months ago
This BlueSky user 🫵🏾 doesn’t squat enough
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Wasn’t Trump supposed to appear at 2pm today? Did that happen yet?
9 months ago
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I’m hearing from my guy inside the White House that Trump reaffirmed his commitment to Christ at the 11th. “Odds of heaven are looking pretty strong” Polymarket stunned.
9 months ago
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Sources from inside the White House say Barron seems to have grown 2 feet taller overnight and recently spat up a full human mandible
9 months ago
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Sources from inside the white house are saying he popped like a fuckin balloon and it’s gonna take hours if not days to get him off the walls.
9 months ago
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I knew Richie Torres was an asshole clown but I assumed he had more of a gameplan when it was announced he was going on Friedland.
9 months ago
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