I felt a bit lucky and bought 5 Powerball plays + power plays on one ticket. I just got home and I guess I dropped the ticket in the parking lot of the gas station I was at. I'm super lucky though. That $1,500,000,000 jackpot could've ruined my life.

I certainly do appreciate being told to only eat two dolls for the holidays rather than thirty because I wouldn't have room for dessert (two more dolls).

This newborn lamb knows of nothing other than a "thriving economy".

"Aww. Empathizing with men struggling with age-related erectile dysfunction? You old softie!"

I sure hope I bought enough stuff to bring me some happiness. I needed more stuff ...and happiness.

Lord, we humbly ask you to guide our president through these tough times as he toils away at the tremendous task of constructing this privately-funded ballroom. We the People, demand elegance, sophistication, & exceptional class. Also, we beseech you that maybe life might be affordable again for us.

turkey pardoned by trump rearrested for drunk driving and gun possession

If the White House ballroom is gonna be as massive as it sounds I suggest in honor of our pres we name it "Tower of Babble".

Anyone manage to watch the new season of the show that appears in-between Discover card ads?

Looks like JD's giving Ted Cruz a run for his money for the title of "Least Charismatic Chud". Get em, JD!

Marjorie Taylor Greene stepping down from Congress in order to spend more time with the barking noises inside her head

We finally had our first snowfall in the mountains. This video I took a few years ago came to mind so I'm sharing it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI2h...

I'm only slightly obsessed with this music video. youtu.be/a1rjVVcZvTY?...

This is literally the first jumpscare in "The Shining".

"It's just another example of this 'Gotcha Media' just using soundbites of our president to make him look bad because using all of his words in context all the time would just be a non-stop stream of embarrassment."

Holy fuckin' shit! Yacht Rock's pilot episode screened for Channel 101 over 20 years ago. I remember watching all the new episodes as they kept afloat for another month & I never would've guessed it would grow into what it is today. It definitely deserved all the fandom it's garnered over the years.

Well here I am listening to old grocery store muzak and enjoying it. Don't mind the unnerving thumbnail. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iof...

See ya in another 10 years, Kim Davis. You can lose another battle then and remind us of how much of a loser you are.

I'm finally getting around to playing the sequel to my favorite game.

You don't see many artists pull off full music video production as well as Chad VanGaalen when it comes to sweet-ass tunes and full animation. 11/10. Would watch 30 more times. youtu.be/Kw1s9ehHe_Y?...

"Forget it, Jake. It's America."

NOW!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

If ya like Gavin Newsom, just wait a few minutes.

I'm in need of a trillion dollar emotional support robot army as well.

If it weren't for a few good things happening this year I'd just be under the assumption I'm in some sort of "living a year in the last seconds of my life/Jacob's Ladder/An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" situation.

Well I've been watching horror movies all month long and so far the only one that's really gotten to me is "MEN". The next one up to watch is "Saloum".

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Worth watching every second of this

I think my life would be so much easier if everyone abided by the strict guidelines of how every task is completed, which are only known by me. My brain can't handle deviations.

R.I.P. D'Angelo. He recorded one of the best albums of the 2010's, "Black Messiah" everyone should check it out.

I didn't think this dahlia plant was ever gonna bloom this year but now it's popping out blooms left and right. This particular variety is called "Fairytale" from Swan Island Dahlias. It's a bit darker in color than normal due to the cooler temps #flowersonfriday #dahlia

I baked myself a meyer lemon pound cake and it turned out pretty alright. This was from a box of premixed ingredients and if I manage to not go into a diabetic coma I'll probably find a simple recipe and bake that sometime this week just for comparison.

I can't believe it's been 15 years since I uttered "I can't believe it's been 10 years since Kid A was released!"!!

We got a little bit of rain.

You think you know shit but you don't know shit and if you know shit then you know you don't know shit.

To all of those that have been worried about our future, everything's gonna be fine. "It can only good happen."

Weekly affirmation followed by the proper response.

A trip down memory lane to the shit I was listening to in the early 2000's. youtu.be/SA5wsG6nPrs?...

I hurt my back sneezing yesterday which prompted my credit score to lower by 8 points.

I bought a bottle of Ogallala bay rum/teakwood air freshener and found that it smells almost exactly my grandparents' old house so now I almost feel obligated to buy every drop of that stuff.

I still think the tagline for The Shining should've been "Go drunk, you're home.".

@scottchernoff.bsky.social Just heard a commercial for some Arizona mattress company and could've sworn it was the theme for "Who's teaching Whom?".

Mental exhaustion got ya down? Sit down, sip a drink of your choosing, and relax to some early @amontobin.bsky.social. Go buy the album after you realize how fuckin' dope this shit is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjZ...

It was really fun to do some writing for this!!! Demi is so funny and this show is completely insane. Check it out!

The sunflowers and amaranth are coming along nicely in the garden. #garden #sunflower #amaranth

I had to say goodbye to my good friend Johnny. This buddy's really gonna be missed.

Boy howdy I'll tell ya, that Matlock sure does love his hotdogs. He's always chompin' up while he's down at the courthouse. Classic Matlock. That guy...

It's sad to know we'll never see a Bowie/Petty collaboration of "I'm Afraid of American Girls".

oh man, that tone... www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eRz...