Fucking QUEEN, fuck this noise

Every email from my bank now

Squeee new ACI

Remember when Grindr was a fun place to chat with others, like you could even make mates on there?

🤳

This appeared on the other site, fascinating metric on visible ages on Grindr

Just heard mid decade Gen X’ers be called “Flannel Boomers” . Holy shit if this wasn’t accurate. 🤭😎

Great. What are shots again and how can I turn them off ?

I made deep dish pizza from scratch

I think my Grindr nudes are too well curated. I often get “whoa wasn’t expecting that, you’re hot” when I unlock. Which means my normal profile pics must be terrible 😢

My poor rear motor, having to work so hard to boost a Tesla supercharger levels

Charging up at the Big banana tesla superchargers

I had a empty Apple ID setup for testing in-app purchases, and seems that someone has been trying to reset it every day and fails. It’s been like 2 months. Makes me laugh, cause it’s not attached to anything

I feel like (at least in Australia) you would have had to be > upper middle class to have learnt to ski or snow board.

I bought a rice cooker from Kmart for $17. Things shouldn’t be that cheap (I realise I can spend more on a thing)

Gay nerd as a term has such a wide gamut. But I’d sort of argue that I’m at opposite end of the spectrum to Gaymer, and that possibly I’d have nothing in common with a Gaymer

Grok is so much worse than you think.

Star Trek Academy. Mostly “not bad, not great, but ok. It’s sci-fi action in a trek skin, but you could take the trek out and it’s still entertaining for the masses”. Which I think is my issue with it, it’s written in a way that basically treats the audience as dumb. Imagine if Apple produced it?

I haven’t seen or heard my cats in 45 mins. That’s suspicious

When average user learns that open-source software exists and Claude can’t magically make this out of thin air

I'm more scared of visiting America now than I'll ever be of China to be honest.

Sniffies chat offers are wild

Life is hard when you’re sleepy

Anyone else at an age where they go to Bunnings 3x times a week?

Twin cat names: Ham and Cheese

Me when my cats are up to no good:

Just imagining if I was a daddy

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

2016 👉 2026 (same bs but 2016 might have been my peak)

Love when guys have tiny cute tattoos on the side of their ribs. Yes homeboy tell me your cute story about why you got that

As an introvert no one mentions how it requires more energy to maintain friendships with extroverted ppl. Maybe this is generalising but from experience extroverted friends do require little top ups to remind them that our relationship exists still.

The interior of the new VW ID.Polo looks great. Buttons and more buttons, plus a retro mode.

Watching the UK show Airline filmed on 9/11. youtu.be/HaYYiOOBd3M?...

So we can just go to other countries and steal their heads of state now?

Microslop

Secretly both want to be close and fight for my attention, but both ignore me at the same time. Peak cat

Picking up supplies from my local drug dealer

What recovery from gym injury looks like over time. Slow

It’s definitely a roast hot chook and bread roll type of day

Final gym selfie for the year

No one, literally no one asked for my opinion

2025 was a better year than 24 for me. Forwards and backwards in health and relationships. The thing I’ve realised is that I know the stuff I personally need to work on.

What day is it ?

The number of straight men at the fancy shop is way too high

Nicki was the best when she didn’t have an opinion and just made cheesy pop.

Trying to get a pic with Archie.

It’s an ESC sport kind of day.

Lovely to see so much Xmas peen on the tl

Why has eating too much food put me in a mood 🔥

Oh you have a tradition with your significant other on Christmas Eve? I starting to think I might have to join a happy couple as a third 😌🙈