Need more coffee and snuggles this morning, unless you have a better idea…

Job update: I quit my overnight job and I have an interview for an AGM position paying $8 more an hour!

Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

One thing playing "cozy" games has taught me is; I love a task. Weird fisherman wants even weirder fish? I'm there!

Lets fight those Sunday scaries.

I have moderate to severe faggotry

I want to fight someone. I want to grab the customers in my store and scream "WE ARE ALL POOR YOU'RE BUYING SHIT YOU DONT NEED! NOTHING MATTERS!" Yes I know if they don't buy it don't get paid but jesus I'm tired. The world is on fire and I have to smile at people with disposable income all day.

me trying to impress tangela trade

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president

Whomst is gonna sit on my face

Happy #fcf. Enjoy me stretching out this toy.

Not beating the Big Sleepy Guy allegations

Reply or quote with a movie you genuinely enjoy that has a lower Rotten Tomatoes rating than The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Scene: me stretching my hips. Enter Fiancé "OH. My. GOD."

TOO REAL

I got a really great tip at work and I wanna go have a drink for my birthday but the motivation is gone..

37 isn't looking too shabby.

If you see this post a picture of your thighs

I worked 18 hours yesterday and my entire body is sore. Willing to trade favors for a massage..

Good news: I got tips last night! Other news this was one of them:

I have never walked out of a job before but this hotel is going to be the first.

My pants fell off and my whole drainer and stainer were on full display. P.s.. my friends are so cute and I love them

Wanna recreate this shirt?

Today I woke up at 275lbs. Pits to celebrate.

Hi 🫠

Gah I love bulges so much 😍😍

This post will be brief.

Burnout has me in a chokehold and I can't get a day off to recoup. Blurg

My personality failed to load today so I get some half day. Hooray

A little butt to brighten your day.

Where am I mentally? I woke up both my fiancé and I screaming "I hope you fuckin die" in my sleep. Happy Thursday.

The murder? She wrote it!

Me @ my friends (followed by can I touch it)

I have an interview as a tour guide yall wish me luck so I can get out of this overnight triple double hellscape.

Just unlocked that I'm actually doing what I set as a goal in therapy 4 years ago. Freshly separated and relocated across the country I only wanted to be joyful and share happiness with people and I get to do it every day teaching people to make things. Its made me feel much better suddenly.

Slippery Sunday

Sometimes you just need a big guy to give you a strong hug.

What a day. I may sport that purple jockmail getup at the next Vice night. Its fitting me better than when I first bought it.

I got my first full night's sleep since Wednesday and I could sleep for another 12 hours.

This 👏🏽

I'm gonna soak up the cum or whatever Sheryl Crowe said..