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Boner City Limits 🔞
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Husky Summers 💖
about 10 hours ago
Need more coffee and snuggles this morning, unless you have a better idea…
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Job update: I quit my overnight job and I have an interview for an AGM position paying $8 more an hour!
2 days ago
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Olga Nesterova
2 days ago
Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”. This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.
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One thing playing "cozy" games has taught me is; I love a task. Weird fisherman wants even weirder fish? I'm there!
3 days ago
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Hulked out nerd
4 days ago
Lets fight those Sunday scaries.
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Nafin (no hog left uncranked edition)
5 days ago
I have moderate to severe faggotry
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I want to fight someone. I want to grab the customers in my store and scream "WE ARE ALL POOR YOU'RE BUYING SHIT YOU DONT NEED! NOTHING MATTERS!" Yes I know if they don't buy it don't get paid but jesus I'm tired. The world is on fire and I have to smile at people with disposable income all day.
7 days ago
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Y E S J 🌞 H N
7 days ago
me trying to impress tangela trade
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Hulked out nerd
8 days ago
✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼
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✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼
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8 days ago
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Rayna
10 days ago
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cait (and adonis)
9 days ago
sorry if this seems harsh but I don't think the president should be allowed to post "a whole civilization will die tonight" and still be president
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10 days ago
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Matt
13 days ago
Whomst is gonna sit on my face
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Hulked out nerd
13 days ago
Happy
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. Enjoy me stretching out this toy.
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RJ: “Come and See”
15 days ago
Not beating the Big Sleepy Guy allegations
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Reply or quote with a movie you genuinely enjoy that has a lower Rotten Tomatoes rating than The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
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15 days ago
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Scene: me stretching my hips. Enter Fiancé "OH. My. GOD."
15 days ago
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Ryan 🌷🌼🌺
15 days ago
TOO REAL
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15 days ago
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I got a really great tip at work and I wanna go have a drink for my birthday but the motivation is gone..
16 days ago
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37 isn't looking too shabby.
16 days ago
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If you see this post a picture of your thighs
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17 days ago
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I worked 18 hours yesterday and my entire body is sore. Willing to trade favors for a massage..
17 days ago
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Good news: I got tips last night! Other news this was one of them:
17 days ago
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I have never walked out of a job before but this hotel is going to be the first.
18 days ago
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My pants fell off and my whole drainer and stainer were on full display. P.s.. my friends are so cute and I love them
19 days ago
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Wanna recreate this shirt?
19 days ago
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Hulked out nerd
20 days ago
Today I woke up at 275lbs. Pits to celebrate.
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Hi 🫠
21 days ago
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Mark
22 days ago
Gah I love bulges so much 😍😍
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CW
22 days ago
#sniff
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Dennis Nedry’s Butterfingers
24 days ago
This post will be brief.
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Burnout has me in a chokehold and I can't get a day off to recoup. Blurg
25 days ago
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My personality failed to load today so I get some half day. Hooray
26 days ago
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A little butt to brighten your day.
26 days ago
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Where am I mentally? I woke up both my fiancé and I screaming "I hope you fuckin die" in my sleep. Happy Thursday.
28 days ago
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Ranch Devereaux
29 days ago
The murder? She wrote it!
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Justin
29 days ago
Me @ my friends (followed by can I touch it)
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I have an interview as a tour guide yall wish me luck so I can get out of this overnight triple double hellscape.
29 days ago
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30 days ago
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Just unlocked that I'm actually doing what I set as a goal in therapy 4 years ago. Freshly separated and relocated across the country I only wanted to be joyful and share happiness with people and I get to do it every day teaching people to make things. Its made me feel much better suddenly.
about 1 month ago
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Slippery Sunday
about 1 month ago
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f̵̖̔̈ǎ̴͓g̵͈̩͎̏̄̾g̴̺̈ó̶͍̈́͆t̶̖̝̀
about 1 month ago
Sometimes you just need a big guy to give you a strong hug.
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Hulked out nerd
about 1 month ago
What a day. I may sport that purple jockmail getup at the next Vice night. Its fitting me better than when I first bought it.
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I got my first full night's sleep since Wednesday and I could sleep for another 12 hours.
about 1 month ago
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MaverickMerman
about 1 month ago
This 👏🏽
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I'm gonna soak up the cum or whatever Sheryl Crowe said..
about 1 month ago
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