I NEED a giant gross fly to land on my ass while I'm stuck in place, in an ass-up position (but w/ my knees further back, not under my stomach) It lands heavily, front legs pressing my tail against my back, and back legs on my thighs... it rubs its forelegs together before its abdomen ripples-

I NEED a giant gross fly to land on my ass while I'm stuck in place, in an ass-up position (but w/ my knees further back, not under my stomach) It lands heavily, front legs pressing my tail against my back, and back legs on my thighs... it rubs its forelegs together before its abdomen ripples-

sex position 33

A fat assed riolu bouncing on it and letting out a nasty sloppy gapefart at the bottom of every hilting fall And almost *never* breaking eye contact... even when it lifts itself off of you with a wet pop, before bending over and tensing up and- BWWWRRNNFFBTTT! PLRRRBBFBTT! Smug lidded eyes...

the bride and bridegoon

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Been occasionally sketching things out in MS Paint w/ a mouse and keyboard -- take, for instance, this parasite concept I just doodled/fleshed out!

do horsefurs crib/windsuck

Dutch site IDs ICE agents via public data “ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety…What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of” wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Category:Agents

sudden urge to stroke off a feral linoone snuffling around in the undergrowth, looking for berries -- before scampering back over and butting its head against my leg before slinking around them and rolling on its back for me to uh stroke and stroke and stroke and stroke and stroke and-

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SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF @melodybun.bsky.social

Five years after the Inventory closed its doors, this underground social club will reopen on March 5! Poker Night at the Inventory is a high-stakes battle of cards, bets & trash talk coming to Steam, PlayStation & Nintendo Switch. Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...

Humans have not evolutionarily changed to any meaningful degree within the last 50,000 years and yet in the last 200-300, one system of thinking thought up by wealth hoarding exploitative men has altered our circadian rythms, long term health and brain chemistry This isnt fucking natural

Jeffery Epstein collaborated with major figures in tech like Peter Thiel to target trans people, especially trans women. This thread is about how I & many others have been directly affected in the tech industry by this coordinated campaign of transphobia & hatred.

Reconnected w/ one @byrdbutts.bsky.social, and I decided to sketch their bird clean farting! What silly, faintly lychee-scented clouds... and what pleasure from forcing them out so loudly! :3 (Also, I'm trying a personalized tag for clean fart stuff!) #cleangas #mel💨rips

i just can't get over how much bad shit we're learning has been connected to epstein and his circle this whole time. the culture war, the demonization of trans women, /pol/, even the rise of microtransactions in games?? all of it connects to mr. pedophile island??? lazy fucking villain writing

O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW

Six. Plus one, that's seven. Plus two, that's nine. Plus 11, that's 21. Pure pazaak.

BREAKING: The DOJ just DELETED a document in the Epstein Files that contained allegations made against Donald Trump. But we saved it. 👇

Had some gassy, cummy RP fun with a good friend of mine, one @ridgensfw.bsky.social! Meowmeowmeowmeowmeow :333

25-minute video by Nukeledge walking through the wave of A.I. slop VGM “remixes” youtu.be/D1-7DPkNAh0 We’ll stay over here with real music created by real musicians. A.I. music doesn’t involve real skill or development. youtube.com/ocremix

I need a possum whose ass stinks SO bad (/pos) to exist in my general vicinity so that I can pry their cheeks apart and sniff and sniff and sniff and sniff and sniff and-

Friendly Chocobo to help ya wark out a kwehkie ~

bluesky, i am not american. i specifically enjoyed *not* having my sidebar full of flashing useless bullshit that does not interest or involve me. GET FUCKING RID OF IT

huge gassy feral dragon save me.... save me huge gassy feral dragon... (The more ornate their scales and horns and mannerisms and such, the better -- the idea of such a dignified, mythical creature absolutely ripping has such a nice contrast to it)

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small dogge BIG FARTS (please suggest fart-centric tags in the comments! #melrips maybe?) #cleangas

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CW: Infestation Need to be held down on an altar by hooded cultists as another lowers a huge, ribbed, squealing grub by my ass -- and recoil in horror as it mashes its nubby head against my tailhole until its slime is worked up to a frothing and it lurches into my ass with a wet squelch... 😵‍💫

I love biking, it sucks so fucking bad

This shit is why calls for "non-violent" demonstrations have always been a strategy to kneecap movements. The bar for "violent" now includes saying "Fuck ICE." Violence, to them, is anything that challenges systems of power.

Food is calorieslop, you're just eating because you're hungry

only pedophiles invest in #$TSLA

i need to draw a riolu with a string of filled condoms around her hips, and several filled condoms' stems poking out of her juicy asshole... then maybe I could draw her squatting down and pushing/farting out the still-filled condoms -- and hell, maybe a couple of em burst?

I simple must get across how species affirming and awesome these prosthetic nipples are >:3 Go check out @yourpalpawbs.online! They are the creator ✨ #therian #otherkin #alterhuman

Dilbert 3 on repeat

CW: feral on anthro, cumfarting this really Babus'd my Swain

LMAO they folded after less than a day Absolutely incredible. I HOPE THEY'RE PANICKING If you want to take some time to beat them while they're down, you can submit a feedback request voicing your disdain for genAI here: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...

Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!

half my responses to things I like on this site are "OUUGHGHGHGHHHHH" and "YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH" and "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and various other forms of hooting and hollering just as they should be

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

Making good use of @pyrewyn.bsky.social's possible new hipwings that I helped visualize :3

HUGE THANK YOU TO @melodybun.bsky.social for concepting the idea LIKE SO:

Speaking of fisting