And an indulgent alt version

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

watched @rtgame.bsky.social play Goodnight Universe -- great game, but it was hard not to get distracted by this video pingponging around my skull (warning: out of context spoiler) #rtgame #dunnoifthatsatagbutwhatever www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_kh...

To anyone who has taken progesterone (or any other medication) via suppository, what does it actually feel like up there? How long do you feel it? Working on a self-indulgent story

when I'm in a useless and failing people contest and I'm up against American Democrats

give your friends an aphrodisiac slime enema absolutely nothing will go wrong if you tie down your friends and fill an enema bag with magical pink aphrodisiac slime and shove bulbs up their butts and palpate their abdomens as their tummies get rounded out and their eyes go swirly and bedroom-y

publicly used

my ass doesn't fit in this dress so like, why bother? <3 #wynudes #trans

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

twitter is about to be the worst place ever lol

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Stomach pain oough

Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.

Some of Aquilo's clients take full advantage of the fact that he's a cat, so they will have him dress up as their favorite feline character to live out any sexual fantasies they may have with said character...

@diafragma.bsky.social Widdle bj for the derg'n. What can I say? He deserved it.

So it’s flown under the radar but Utah just went forward with forced labor interment camps for the homeless at the direction of the Trump administration. We are seeing the construction of the infrastructure for industrialized death and forced enslavement for those seen as a drag on society.

i need to give aerith gainsborough a hug

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[⚠️ SOUND WARNING ⚠️] Mimikyu Encounter . sounds by a friend!

so I uh. We're getting kicked out, despite everything we've done, everything I've done. We've only got a few days to vacate, to figure out moving vehicles and gas and tires etc. My tip jars are open. ANYTHING helps. I can't stress that enough. venmo.com/u/BrewBEAST cash.app/$ZappBEAST

RAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH DIDN'T REALIZE SAOA EP 19 WAS OUT TIL HALF AN HOUR AGO I NEEEEEEEEEEEED THE FINALE NOW

insane that Queen Tyr'ahnee just LOOKS like that #nsfwart

i NEED to spread a riolu's haunches while it lounges on my bed with its fat backsack out, til you can see its wet, juicy, hyperpigmented tailhole, normally so hidden in the shadowy void between its thick cheeks...

People named Kit are more inclined to be age regressors because of nominative determinism

Once again Rolling Stone knocks it out of the park with Covid coverage. Long Covid is real and it is a serious threat to our long term health. It’s already surpassed asthma as the most common chronic illness in kids. Yet tons of doctors and schools won’t even recognize it:

Fartillery

This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa

It honestly drives me insane how freely available this lesson was and has been in so many formats. The Republicans already have full version bigotry. Why the hell would they want or need the watered down Bezos Blend.

I've forgotten to take my anxiety meds for several days now. I need to decide if I truly want to get back on or not - I have indeed felt more emotional lately. Some high highs, but also some terrifyingly low lows

Fuck Columbus

Do not watch the HBO series. Do not buy wizard game (2). I usually don't judge too much, I get that not everyone is fully in the loop for everything. If you support JKR now, we are done.

How to Spot SORA AI Videos with Removed Watermarks. That popular Video of a Possum being scared while eating Halloween candy, AI. That one has an extra tell, the time stamp numbers in the upper corner, are fucky wucky. That is how I started to notice the edited out Watermark that is included.

Friend Riju drew us looking scary

Ahaha someone said give myself big steamy tailhole and wave it around in the air so I had a silly idea and went right ahead just for a fun quick one. I am not a careful creature when hot, high and hungry... #furry #nsfw #deltarune #oc #fursona

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I'm a whore for freshly-cracked black pepper

HERE HE IS After months of long long work, he is FINALLY done!!! Ram fursuit REAL This has been one of the biggest and most challenging projects I've ever worked on, but it has been absolutely worth it. You better pet the dragon, you don't wanna get bitten now >:3 📸 by @moone.bsky.social

can't recall if I posted this before, but here lol

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

further update about the specific mechanisms they want to use to attack anti-fascists (not just "antifa" but anti-fascists more broadly)

Pooltoy Becky!

hate to say i told you so share.google/4FfpeWYJ8kEF...

It is now official, anyone who says "LGB without the T" is a confirmed fed and should be treated accordingly.

Just posted a kinky story to my FA, right here! Take a gander, and mind the CWs :3c www.furaffinity.net/view/6238500...

using an autistic 5 year old as collateral to try to kidnap someone is so grotesquely and hyperbolically evil man like, as far as I'm concerned you just straight up are not a person anymore. liveleak fodder.

(CW: Clean gas) Just a lil five-minute sketch before I went to bed last night Bwwrrnnfbttt...

god forbid a girl have a lil fun

We did it guys We uploaded the unique music / battles from the stream on the bottom of the page here if you want to check it out! undertale.com/10/