This first spotlight is shining on Tatumn, who marked her return to the field with our first goal of the season 🤩

Why did YETI give Laura Harvey such a tall cooler lmao

Oh my god imagine Sanchez getting a hatty right here

THAT'S MY SANCHITO LET'S GOOOOO

Aw matching red cards for the expansion teams that’s cute

Good from today: - a healthy and well-synced Kale-KDF cb duo - Simmonds' debut had her 1v1 with Croix, and she did remarkably well w this assignment - Lara's slip-through passes in the first half 🤌🏼 - Mia Justus' arm(s) - Tatum's goal was so beautiful and her celebration was unadulterated joy 👑

OK, you know what? No. I'm not gonna be negative about our team this year.* The world is shitty enough without being doom-and-gloom about this too. Even when we don't win, I'm going to find at least one positive thing in every performance. *applies to the team specifically, not individual players

Rawr :(

I absolutely love Ally Sentnor, but her scoring against Utah is not poetic. Ashley Sanchez scoring against Washington or against Vlatko? Poetic. Bethany Balcer scoring against Seattle? Poetic. A player asking out of their team to go to a better team and then scoring against her old team isn't

Cloé's assist 🤭 Tatumn's goal 🥳

Everybody say rawr

35' | TATUMN MILAZZO SCORES IN HER FIRST MATCH BACK!! #KCvUTA | 0-1

HOLY SHIT TATUM GWORL

ok royals

Brecken we're the ones in yellow, not red 💛

Girlies been crushing the suit game today

That backline tho 🤩

Finishing w nine, sheeeeesh 😅

On the positive side, ref cam remains perfect.

BSG fouling out in the first match of the season WAS actually on my bingo card

Celebrating all that is Tatumn no longer being on the SEI list 🥳🫶

The Cab is releasing a new album and going on tour?!? Bout to have me a real late-2000s-ass summer 😎

How do you watch the NWSL this season? Get your note pad ready.

soon

Grab the remote, we’re making history 🗣️ For the first time ever, the Professional Women’s Hockey League will be broadcast on national television in the U.S., appearing on ION in partnership with Ally and Scripps Sports! 📰 bit.ly/4sFKs5g

"our policy is our practice" is how a player died on the field and there was no adult to talk to at 10pm est. Maybe write something down

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

I think it’s sweet that A’ja Wilson lets her boyfriend work outside the home

ALLLLLLYYYYYYSSSSAAAAAA

Y'all simply cannot make me hate Lindsey Heaps

Did you ask for a bird fact? No, but you're getting one whether you like it or not. 🪶

Hey Royals fans, we should do this too 👀👑

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

Kiana signing with URFC means a huge influx of Mexican fans as she is one of the most prominent players in Liga MX Femenil. Super Ki in Club America = Rebeca Bernal in Rayadas. I hope URFC is taking this opportunity to expand their fan base.

Own Tejada (but in the old nonbreathable fabric) and KDF! Would love to have a goth lion kit for one of our newbies 👀🐝👑

Por fin anunciamos a Kiana Palacios 😉 Welcome to Royalty!

I always want to be a camping girlie but as this is my daily skin routine I don't think that's in the cards for me 💅🏼

listening to pinoe talk about 2019 and once again thinking about how much she did for the uswnt's reputation on but especially off of the field, and how after all of that the federation and even some of the new generation repaid her by running cover for a bigot who actively wished harm on her

Joining The Swarm def has its perks! Your first URFC match of 2026 is on us: rsl.com/utahroyals/join-the-swarm

OK actually these are so cool in person

USWNT icon Megan Rapinoe welcomed the Seattle Torrent's Olympic gold medalists home with a beautiful speech 🏒🩵 🎥: @pwhltorrent.bsky.social

Re the Royals kit... Allegedly it's super easy to get the sponsor off the kit this year 👀🐝 let's show em what we think of their BS sponsor

Alright. I've sat with it for a bit, and I'm feeling better about the Royals' kit. The lion head still bugs, but I'll reserve a final opinion until I see it in person.

Orlando's made me tear up. Love that they're honoring the victims of the Pulse shooting + donating $20K from jersey sales to a program providing support for LGBTQIA+ youth. It's especially amazing that a FLORIDA team stood ten toes down with this kit and said, we love the queer community, period 🏳️‍🌈

HOWEVER Why not take this *exact* imagery and use it as the shadow background instead of the lion 😭 I'm usually not a fan of the beehive association but damn this could have been such a dope kit

OK the release video is fantastic and I love The Swarm (and look if we're leaning in, I do really like this as a new name)

👀🐝👑

Utah's Prop. 4 repeal is at 92% of the statewide signature goal, and reached the 8% threshold in nine Senate districts, leaving 17 more to go. The signature removal push has taken ~3,500 names off petitions and is threatening to derail key districts. Read more: utahpolitics.news/utah-prop-4-...

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾