semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Man these gas prices are suspiciously low…

and if you want to know... why Donald Trump is the president It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.

“I am an AI hater” amazingly written anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Appleton Estate. Good rum.

still my favorite christmas post

Tonight’s risotto was made better by the fact that the Parm for it came from a $1.92 packet of “Parm rinds” that still had tons of usable cheese on them.

He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂

The Bridge Over the River Q

Youngest made some peppermint candy tonight and tear gassed the house.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto says he’s available for Game 8.

If there’s a Chicago version of something, chances are pretty good that I’m gonna like it.

Made some butterfingers from scratch based off of a YouTube video I saw the other day. This is dangerous knowledge.

In the car tonight and my youngest reached up from the back seat. She scratched the nape of my neck then asks me “how does it feel to have your forehead scratched?” Like damn. What did I do to you?

My question about this is: where did all the canceled food go? The food industry doesn’t really have the ability to turn on a dime and adjust production numbers in response to a major shift like this. So what happened to all the food?

Put some homemade grape jam on vanilla ice cream tonight. Fuckin slapped.

Alright, so

While having to come into work at ass o’clock in the morning on a Sunday kinda sucks, having almost zero traffic is kinda nice.

So what even is the point of checking the box that says “install phone updates at night” if my phone(s) absolutely refuse to do it?

Man I don’t know what’s in the water today but my commute in was some grade A bullshit.

I like how there’s a loose sort of continuity of time here if you squint and use a little imagination. www.penny-arcade.com/archive/remi...

PSA- tomorrow, October 1, your mitochondria will transition to frighticondria and become the haunted house of the cell

Oy…the Mets. @ballgirl.bsky.social

Made the mistake of making sushi for my youngest.

I need to learn my lesson and stop making new and interesting things for my family. My youngest wants me to make sushi again using the leftover seared salmon we no longer have because I made sushi in the first place to get rid of it.

very good i am glad you all came... a few words on our collective moment

“Pain only hurts” is a fuckin bar.

"I say I say you throw some of this here ketchup onto any ol' run-of-the-mill peckah and Dabo is gonna call it lunch"

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

It occurred to me the other day that there’s at least one day out of the week that I naturally eat a meatless dinner. I just love vegetables man.

The Sounds of Kirby #animation

Made a large batch of rosemary ice cream for my farmer’s market demo in a couple weeks. Came out bangin.

Taylor Swift Spoils Travis Kelce For Anniversary By Cracking Egg Over His Kibble

Put my white jeans on to go the grocery store cause I don’t get to wear them for another 6 months after today.

I’m hit dog!

Made braised beef with brown sauce, mashed potatoes, roasted and shredded chicken, made chicken gravy, freestyled some wheat rolls, and made chicken and udon noodle stir fry today.

Congrats to Hadjar. Always love seeing a newbie get their first podium.

Scored a gram scale for five bucks at the bin store.

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social Boss. You weren’t lying. Them cutwaters are dangerous.

Really upset by the fact that anytime I see something referencing tacos now, I have to judge and see if they’re talking about the delicious Latin food, or if they’re Facebook tier memeing about Trump. Why did we have to taint something so awesome with something so fetid?

I hate the fact that just clearly and soberly stating facts about what Trump and the Republicans are doing makes ME sound like a crazy person.

Adding dried cranberries to my honey multigrain bread formula turned out to be a great idea.

I have a sneaking suspicion that more soups would be improved by the addition of a small scoop of horseradish in the bowl.

Pet peeve: when people pronounce it “may-naise” instead of acknowledging the “o” in some way.