We lost something magical when movie posters stopped looking like this.

Smutty Romance! 🤣 #dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

It seems like executives at studios are so worried about greenlighting something that does badly that they don't greenlight anything at all, they just string development on for years. But studios shouldn't keep around execs that also never make anything at all, or else what are you paying them for?

Rodan

crossworlds players updating their game in april

Holy shit and I'm glad this reporter spoke up, because you know it's happening at many other publications now.

Once again, the Best Actress category was an embarrassment on account of no nomination for Mothra, the Queen of Infant Island.

every British guy between the ages of 38 and 52 has intense, borderline troubling nostalgia for some insanely unplayable looking Amiga game called like “Bonky’s Quest”

Today marks 20 YEARS of FANCY PANTS ADVENTURES on @newgrounds.com by Brad Borne (DrNeroCF)

over under what are the odds they get him to say "I'll Crush You" in movie 4?

so is current licensing so fucked that they couldn't even give him a *machete* here? No guitar or hot coals? Just an axe? They gave the part 5 Jason more stuff. You know, part 5. The movie that didn't even actually have Jason in it?

So this is where we're at? The only way to get new Friday the 13th merchandise is to license a multiplayer game that's been dead for years.

This Letterboxd review from Will Sloan perfectly puts into words one of the reasons why I love old film.

I get paid to come up with these subject lines and that makes people mad. I get it.

Learning random facts from your phone isn’t intelligence it’s fucking trivia And we could already that perfectly fine 5 years ago with google

This implies Eggman knows Sonic’s home address and could mail him anthrax if he wanted to

It’s hard to get hyped up about Alamo Drafthouse doing Godzilla screenings when the closest ones are in DC or NYC. There’s like 40 of these places in the entire county and like a third of them are in Texas

I genuinely think that going forward politicians shouldn't have social media. Not only is it an opsec nightmare but I think it's poison for good decision making. It encourages them to post epic clapbacks instead of just fixing problems and listen to the opinions of people who probably aren't real

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

The cool part of the public domain that nobody talks about is that Wikipedia is gonna turn into a viable streaming service in like 30 years

two days into the week and they've already brought back Wart and Infinite, who's next

March on that bullshit

Death Dealer on a Tricycle. My deepest apologies to Frazetta, but I just had to do it. 😆 #art #watercolor #artforsale #fantasyart #biker

its too late ive depicted you as the soy dumbshit bug eyed pokey and myself as the chad confident and all knowing prickle

Like Why would you even admit this? The movie already flopped why drag it down lower? Why drag yourself down?

IM HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE

wtf is the plot of this movie How you gonna fit in introductions for Rosalina, wart, and bowser jr all in 1 movie

Thinking on it, were the IDW Kai-sei comics only made to be advertisements for the TTRPG? Because so far what I’ve read just kinda feel like concepts for a GM to flesh out in their own campaign.

It’s fucking incredible how basic bitch grade school playground banter is a viable strategy to beat tech bros and fascists

I can’t believe I have to reiterate this but you can’t AI translate manga because an AI cannot understand context. It does not understand what is happening on the page or what happened in the past thirty volumes to these characters. All you get is liminally displaced lines

One of the new Pokemon is a lizard so it wins by default

Been waiting years to dig this one up! Here's what I tweeted the day after my first pitch call for Sonic X Godzilla.

Man what

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

The actual issue with K Pop Demon Hunters in criterion is that as far as we know it’s *only* getting the criterion. So the most popular movie of last year is only gonna be available physically as a $40-50 release sold at 1 store not everyone has access to instead of a $25 disc at Walmart.

I want to see the sales charts for Best Buy and target after they stopped selling physical media I don’t think it was that smart of a business decision

You think if we start hurling cinderblocks at HQ they’ll finally get the message?

Billy Zane is known for many iconic roles, but he’ll always be our favorite as the wickedly charismatic Collector in TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT. 🔥🧽 Happy Birthday, Billy! gruv.com/products/tal...

My guess for what Kaiju Eggman has his sights on for the IDW crossover is either Mecha King Ghidorah or Gigan since they’re both already partially mechanical. I don’t foresee him just building his own Mechagodzilla that feels too obvious. Egg Emperor Ghidorah. Death Egg Ghidorah. DesEgGhidorah?

The devil tried to tempt me but I stayed true to Christ’s light and did not fall into sin (I saw a space jam tank top at target and didn’t buy it)

Why am I only finding out about this now

Last I checked me eating a recees cup doesn’t boil a lake, Samuel

Guys I’m not convinced there’s going to be a PS6 or neXtBox I think the console wars are over and consoles lost

I mean Pokemon Home connectivity at least justifies the FRLG ports on that front. Makes it easier to get some Pokemon probably

Alternate universe where 1990s John Goodman played Bilbo

hosting the bad movie nights allows me to be a super villain

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.