probably something an innocent man would do

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

Honestly the most normal casting choice in either of these movies. Everything else was either a what the fuck or a deliberate meme.

Brie Larson: I want to play Samus Nintendo: YOU’RE PLAYING ROSALINA

"Holy shit, I'm gonna whomp."

Brie Larson: "I know Koopas. That man never stomped on a Koopa in his life."

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

Me: Fuck dude I dunno. It just feels like everything is getting worse and the walls are closing in. I don't know if I can do this anymore. Emotionally intelligent Funky Kong (sunglasses removed) about to hit me with a conversation so sincere and reassuring it changes my life forever:

Rosalina get iPad

Dog just leak everything at this point, fuck em

This man is in charge of our nations economy

Either they’re 25 years too late, or they’re using “phone bad” as a jumping off point and neither is good

By Collecting This Star, You Are No Better Than Bowser

Bluetooth connected Battery full

So… the people in charge of rebooting a huge blockbuster franchise don’t even know what a “reboot” is.

The word is anthology Just make a new continuity You’re already getting a new guy anyway Toho does it with Godzilla all the damn time

A problem easily solvable by talking to anyone who has ever watched a bond movie before

NEW: Dems easily flipped the sheriff's office in Pennsylvania's Bucks County, a big swing county in the Philly suburbs. So? The incumbent GOP sheriff had contracted with ICE. His Dem challenger promised to end the contract. Now he wants other swing-state Dems to look at his victory as a lesson:

Saw this just before I spotted this post from the great @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social As the cousin of a trans person and the acquaintance and coworker of many others, I thank you.

I'm a SNAP recipient... for the last month I was tightening my belt, doing my best to eat cheaper and eating less so I'd have a little left over to help get me through when payments were cut. It was all for nothing. Fuck the dems who supported this.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Oh Right

Got a scam DM, if you get one of these, DO NOT click the link.

The Iron Giant

I somehow always forget that Shigesato Itoi, creator of Mother/EarthBound, has been arrested numerous times for protesting against police brutality and for progressive changes to the establishment in Japan's government. Makes that cop battle scene in the early game hit different, huh?

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

John Carpenter says he got the idea for the plot of his The Thing sequel from someone he met in an Xbox Live lobby (Source: tinyurl.com/5ypsbn44)

ALWAYS happy to post this again

Because all my outstanding orders from the past 3 months decided to show up this week one day after another

it could've been worse jason blum could've said this

Game company sows misinformation to cover up union busting, fans fall for it, actual employee posts explaining the employees were fired to prevent the studio unionizing This is *unacceptable*

Jeanine Pirro tried to make an example of Sean Dunn. She ended up delivering a hero to Washington, D.C. www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-san...

never thought i'd see an accurate descriptor of england in a magic: the gathering set, but here we are

Framed picture of Dick Miller as an Easter egg or we riot

See also: AI companies don't track the difference between "used the service to make fun of it" and used the service genuinely" because it's all "using the service". All these dickheads do is prove to the shareholders that people use the service which means more money 🥴

He may be only 34 but he has had 23 years’ experience running a city

I missed the part of the announcement where this was a hard box release The spot I allocated for it on the action shelf is now useless

Democratic New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani concludes victory speech with "My Generation" by Limp Bizkit in Brooklyn, New York (2025)

hold up are all weiss schwarz cards just stock artwork? are all bushiroad games stock artwork? is that why the godzilla card game looks so fucking boring?

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

When will beltway Republicans learn to talk to young men