Ain't that the truth substack.com/@borowitzrep...

It’s been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona. Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.

MSNBC: Where's the urgency to end this shutdown in Washington? JEFFRIES: That's a great question. It should be asked of Mike Johnson. Where's the urgency in actually bringing the House back into session? They have canceled votes for the last 6 weeks.

Now THAT’S a Project I can support!! 👊

Governor Newsom continues to Lead America When Chump Fails. Governor Newsom is Going to COP 30,The Climate Change Conference in Brazil.......

Like so many Americans, I am grateful for Speaker Pelosi’s decades of service and leadership.

Impressive!

Really? You're gonna make me do this one? Thou Shalt Not Starve Your Own People. There you go.

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A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes

The “peace president.”

If nothing else, the last nine months should have made it clear that elections matter. But what’s remarkable about America is that we have the power, as citizens, to change this country by voting. Go to IWillVote.com.

Pete for President.

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The Great Gatsby was better when it was fiction.

You can’t see it, but this is my surprised face.

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refusefascism.org Please join if you can we will stay until this Mother Fucker is out of office!

Seriously, are we deporting the right people?

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

John Thune

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This is exactly why they’re dumbing down schools in red states…

Pence is right about one thing. Chump Should Never Be President Of The United States 🇺🇸........

Powerful and moving interview with Virginia Giuffre's brother Sky and sister-in-law Amanda: "He's just Andrew. He's no longer a prince... This normal girl, from a normal family, has taken down a prince. We are so proud of her." "She was extraordinary. She did the extraordinary."

RFK Jr. releases photo of him capturing escaped herpes monkey. Says it may hold the cure for autism.

I know of another guy who needs to be stripped of his title and kicked out of his palace…

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Release the Files......

Some are mad because people are on SNAP and not working. I’m mad because people are on SNAP even though they are working.

South Carolina schools recently sent home unvaccinated kids to stem a growing measles outbreak. It turned out 5 of them were infected and, if they'd been at school, could've unwittingly spread it to their classmates for days. That kind of precaution is now illegal in Idaho.

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Gee, I can’t imagine why…

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling