A screen with a valid display, not hooked into anything, held unpowered in my hand, will never not be a Slightly Eerie sight

Through us, they will never be silenced. 🕯️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵🕯️

Trying to decide, if a Shadowrun 2 street sam is juggling shurikens as intimidation, whether it would be a Quickness or Reaction roll (assuming he didn’t have Juggling)

The "Trending now" on my instance knows exactly what it's doing. #catsofmastodon

Today is my first day at AWS. I noticed a small bug in DynamoDB clustering implementation and I think I fixed it. Shipped to prod already. Going to make a coffee and will check back if everything is working.

For your consideration: lion belly and peets

I never expected the NotZees to acquire this much control over America; but if I had, I would not have expected them to be this pathetic. Apparently we don’t even get to have villains we can respect.

I have two wolves inside of me and neither of them want to go to fucking work

It’s going to take ages to pay all these people

Yes, yes, Win10 EOL is here. Look, the only reason I own a Win10 box is for playing VR games and I can’t imagine trying to transition that to Linux will result in anything but tears.

Gonna dispense of any gaming cred I ever had and say: Second Wind’s “Design Delve” asserting that video games shouldn’t have difficulty levels because *fuck you* is a real disappointment

I’m surprised this car needs to charge and doesn’t just power itself by being pulled back half a block and letting go

Dear Ms. Weiss to answer your memo here at CBS I am spending most of my time devoted to ensuring the completeness, accuracy, and timeliness of bofa

it's not FOR us

hey mastodon! i was messing around with a green screen recently and my cat Missy decided to nap on it so anyway here are some pngs to play with. please take her sleepy self on an adventure? #cats #blackcats #photoshopadventures

My partner: “What do you call the, uh, the Warhammer 40K drugstore receipt strips?” Me (without missing a beat): “Purity seals.”

M.C. Escher stuff right here 🩵 https://dice.camp/@kyonshi/115344420522466456

I can apparently play Diablo 1 on my iPhone now, or damn near any other computing device I own. https://devilutionx.com/

IMPORTANT BULLETIN: the pizza delivery guy thought my blue hair was super cool

me: badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom my husband: what me: badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom my husband: what?? me: snaaake, snaaake, ohhh it’s a snaaake my husband, who is several years younger than me: okay maybe I do need to go to the ER for that concussion after […]

Got my free year of Win10 support whee. Maybe by this time next year LLMs will be over.

OMGGGGGGGGG!!! Two of them just came romping across the deck!! I said quietly to this one: “Hello! You’re beautiful! I love you!”

A non-stress take on Tetris (made by Adam Tal), where you drag the pieces as if putting together a puzzle. Pretty relaxing, and calmly addicting. https://lazytetris.com #games #webgames #tetris #lazytetris #relax

Breaking News: In a surprising turn of events it appears the military has been deployed to Portland, Maine. The White House has released a statement from the President as follows: “What the fuck do you mean there’s two of them? That’s stupid. You’re stupid.”

Nobody ever wants to hear why [thing you like] is better than [thing they like]. You are not converting anyone; you are just telling the world you’re tiresome. Or do you think people are eager to have Jehovah’s Witnesses appear at their door?

Reposting some evergreen content hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

it me #rats

It has been explained to me that I am not getting up until she allows it. #catsofmastodon

Squad goals https://www.librepunk.club/@swordlace/115250620476584214

Confidential to person mad that I blocked you: I did it because I was intimidated by your intellect, your righteousness, your charisma, and your smoldering masculinity. They make me feel small and dumb and ugly. It was because of how cool you are. Please don’t tell anyone.

I was raptured but Friend Computer just activated my next clone so here I am again

"She doesn't like men, but she sure likes you." — I keep getting not AFAB, but AFBP: Assigned Female By Pet. ... I'm not saying I hate that. 🐾

238 years ago today the Constitution was signed. I feel bad for it. Can you imagine being in the middle of a messy, public divorce on your anniversary?!?

I am disturbed by how much of “Bored Of The Rings” I have accidentally memorized over the decades.

First thing I did in iOS 26: Settings -> Accessibility -> Display and Text Size -> Reduce Transparency The default “Liquid Glass” does indeed look cool, but it started getting uncomfortable in no time.

I LOVE MY JOB I GET TO READ THINGS LIKE THIS

It’s incredibly fitting that the new Robotech game for the Nintendo Switch is a reskin of a 2002 GameBoy game.

September 13th 1999… the day the Moon was flung from Earth’s orbit with catastrophic results. I’m sure we all remember what we were doing. Complete documentary footage here: https://youtu.be/Y6BXaGEuqxo

PROTECC Sharma the adorable singing pilgrim bug in Silksong

It’s like all a game needs to be a “horror” game any more is zombies and science-gone-wrong. Which means that World of Warcraft qualifies

I swear to Cthulhu I must be missing something because I’m 4.5 hours into watching this “Cronos: The New Dawn” playthrough and I’m not scared nor do I have any idea what the protagonist’s goals are

"Thank goodness Borderlands 4 is getting back to the seriousness of the first game" You mean the one that no one liked that much? Borderlands 3 didn't put people off because it was wacky, it was because it was poorly-written wacky.

I think that if Vanessa records VR tonight, it will be the Doctor Who VR game. We’ll wield nothing more controversial than a sonic screwdriver.