tentatively back online! Elysium private services are still coming back up but all public/external services should be functioning as expected. https://gts.elysium.gay/@oathboundfamiliar/statuses/01K68DHS613TN353ZXBGF573CG

going down for a while for physical server maintenance should be back up before end of day, wish us luck

oughhhh I need to find more stories with a really really niche genre and I have no idea where the FUCK to even begin (ao3, probably.)

[cognitohazard] today I learned about the existence of a subreddit dedicated to "people traumatized by polyamory and pornography"

begging searxng to stop having breaking config updates every day aaaaaaaaa

still annoyed at how my university tore out our public poster boards because remember kids, hate groups that want you dead can operate on campus but gods forbid you glue up funny anti-capitalist posters, that's how free speech works

invidious machine broke once again :neobot_pensive:

[saneism, discussion of abuse] as a reminder in re a post I'm seeing going around about "covert narcissists:" abuse is a choice - one that abusers make, over and over and over again. we attribute abuse to pathologized personality disorders because it's easier for us to believe that someone was […]

so who was gonna tell me there's handler kink in wheel of time

even if they do manage some level of true federation, "federated" bluesky is just fedi if mastodon.social housed 90+% of users and also had automated moderation that defederated people for expressing milquetoast trans-positive opinions

but censorship? *"snowflakes"*? there are fediverse instances that let you post porn the likes of which would make the bsky team's brains melt at how "problematic" it is. step up your game.

excellent post, feral art bot. https://botsinbox.net/@feralbot/statuses/01K5C05P8KT56CRNVGQPBMQ0CY

phanpy does the "enlarge emoji on mouse-over" thing now fuck yeah except they also changed "unlisted" to "quiet public" instead ew

[kink | D/s] I really get the appeal of donming now seeing a beautiful woman melt at my voice, or a mere look, watching her think about all sorts of things she wants you to do to her it's fucking intoxicating

i don't wanna change someone else, i just wanna be myself (1/4)

did i get an overtuned batch of edibles or does oral progesterone interact with thc?????? :floofWoozy:

Amazing fanart by asherrrx in our Discord server~ I really love the kangel party dress~ <3 https://discord.gg/bdpkEftxQT

_cough_

mainsail locking up my pc because apparently it has a massive memory leak with firefox rip lmao

stonks

apologies for the momentary elysium outage I choose to think it was my post this morning blowing up that caused our router to crash lmao

I LOVE MY JOB I GET TO READ THINGS LIKE THIS

glad to finally be finding more of my fav artists on the bsky bridge so I can finally be spending less time on that awful website

hands are hot #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #handkink #cheirophilia furaffinity.net/view/62266644/

Beach day

high of 92F today it's fucking september why is it so hot

just saw a reference to baeddels in an academic paper I'm going to become a hermit

every time I see someone going "I finally ditched #firefox and went with this closed source chromium based alternative instead" all I can think of is

yeah this show has irreversibly changed my brain chemistry holy shit (I am now reading the manga lmao) https://gts.elysium.gay/@oathboundfamiliar/statuses/01K4MSJXBYZPTHXTFGJWMNMVSQ

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"ooh I should log in to xiv it's been a while" > last played jul 27 > fucking what

2.5" hail holy shit well hopefully we don't lose power and the cars don't get fucked up

wife is sick and so I am doomed to being a helpless little puppy waiting for her to get better

**this includes the kinks you think are "problematic"** https://eepy.moe/notes/ac511r4qss0804xt

tfw you want to buy a hard copy of an indie rpg but the only place that has it is fuckin drivethrurpg >:(

indies, please don't spend your one-sentence pitch of your passion project on "a game where choices matter." It's about as informative as "a game where pressing buttons matters." Consider like: "A story where a princess must choose between three suitors." "An RPG where a mage's apprentice must […]

shutting down the akkoma server today so long sweet prince

memo to my fellow transfems: you can talk about stuff that affects us and only us. it's okay. we deserve to have our specific intersectional needs recognized. there's absolutely no need to fawn via "oh, also, other people experience bigotry, and that's bad too" every time you sit down to talk […]

there's a new isp in town and I'm pretty sure they've fucked up an interconnect somewhere because our connection keeps randomly dropping :neobot_confused_dizzy:

[subpost, ai] > cute cat meme > it's fucking AI are you just too fucking lazy to find one picture of a cat in a computer case? like this is one of the oldest genres of image macros out there, come on now

okay but it's true lmao https://sakurajima.moe/@yuriposting/115112529530643699

hahahahahahahahahahaha

days since liberal "allies" rampantly misgendered trans women: 0

wait, op of that thread isn't even american canadians shut the fuck up about american politics forever challenge 2025 (impossible)

making boycoin tomorrow. it's like bitcoin except the block chain is computed by twinks with slide rules. you will make 1 million dollars from investing

In the "compose file". Straight up "Yamling" it. and by it haha wel. Lets justr say. My dockir