I installed all 65 thousand Firefox extensions in a VM and it has yet to render a second frame

A pretty cool thing about the Fediverse: It will still be around in a decade. Even two decades. Usenet still exists. IRC still exists. Email still exists. When you build platforms on open protocols and standards, it doesn't actually matter what corporations try and do to enshittify it. So long […]

Google's and Apple's anti-DMA arguments applied elsewhere: > The DMA would force us to allow people to leave our car wherever they choose, even at places that don't meet our high standards for security and privacy. Unapproved places may also look different from what people are used to […]

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libxml2's sole maintainer Nick Wellnhofer steps down, meaning libxml2 is now no longer maintained. https://discourse.gnome.org/t/stepping-down-as-libxml2-maintainer/31398 It's hard to estimate just how many companies depend on this software and critical security updates to the library, so I'm […]

The China Vehicle Collision Repair Technical and Research Center posted this video of their new battery ejection system for EVs for when they experience thermal runaway, and I cannot stop laughing. Good luck whoever is to my right! #cars

Stolen from a Bluesky post that stole it from an Animorphs Facebook group

[Synths oblivious to advances] I've been thinking about synths lately... And i start to think that if they were real, any amount of flirting and hinting would fly over their heads and between their antennas. Fox example: "Oh man, it's so hot in here, or is it just you?~" "Wha? No, my […]

[unicode font support survey - please boost!!] i am working on a project utilizing unicode characters from a wide array of character sets. if you have a sec, pls reply with a screenshot of what you see below, and optionally lmk what OS you're on! please boost ↺ so i can see a variety of […]

Gee. Thanks Fediverse. When I complain about Windows, I literally never thought about running Linux in my life. As I stare at my shelf full of Linux laptops. Or look back at my decades of working and playing with Linux systems. Or the Linux stickers on my desk. Or ... Sometimes people just […]

I had an idea and then drew it in like 20 minutes lol #sp-art #bubsy #bubsy4d

thinking about dr jogboy from undertale 10 and i have a devious idea

they take like 1 minute for me to draw so i draw em a lot

Just realized I forgot to post my annual advice to college students before the school year started – but well, it's never too late to start: - GOING THE FUCK TO CLASS - GOING THE FUCK TO BED - DOING YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK THIS IS THE MAGICAL TRINITY OF NOT HATING YOURSELF OR FEELING YOU'VE […]

It's ok to be angry. It's ok to be upset. Make sure you don't lose your perspective. There is SOME good in the world... and it is worth fighting for...

at the coffee shop straight up configuring it and by it well lets justr say my neovim

SWEEN

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

#linux users I'm begging you, if someone brand new to the ecosystem comes asking for a good distro, please don't start listing desktop environments and packaging formats. They don't care about that shit. Just recommend a good user-friendly distro like Mint, and let them come to you if they have […]

i put stepmaniax in resonite in stepmaniax

:dragnpats: :dragnpats: :dragnpats: :dragnpats: :dragnpats: #dragonposting

[undertale stream liveposting] aren't we all about two wacky guys

TOGORE

me: please cut this line and paste it above vscode: gotcha boss me: what is this vscode: the line above the line you cut, boss me: did I highlight wrong? vscode: no boss me: did I not press ^X? vscode: no you did boss me: did you not specifically cut the text I […] [Original post on woof.group]

super "interesting" how it took the state-enforced censorship of cis white male late-night TV hosts to get people to finally notice what Trump's been doing to minorities all along

Sure sex is great, but have you ever made a label that says “label maker” and put it on a label maker?

100 is more than I know what to do with lmao

"I could really go for a paw massage right now. Do you want to lend me a hand or two?" YCH by https://bsky.app/profile/narwilltharu.bsky.social 🎨 #furryart

genuinely what the fuck is going on with splatoon 3 lobby posts

every post on this account has nothing to do with the opinion of my employer. it _is_ however the official opinion of The Kraft Heinz Company, which accidentally obtained a majority stake in my soul during the merger

Think about the *value* and the *usage* of a computer with a 300MB hard drive

[uspol] it took until the UN declared it for bernie to call it a genocide? and he starts his stupid little blog post with zionist bullshit anyway https://www.sanders.senate.gov/op-eds/it-is-genocide/

"GPL is bad because it doesn't work use MIT instead" is like saying this smoothie needs improvement I'm gonna drink concrete instead

android developers should use the Monkey more. i have apps crash on me multiple times a day

today's software preservation task one of the great crimes of the 21st century was that Mark Jones' (Core Design) Darkmere - an isometric adventure-RPG for the amiga - was poorly visually documented by the usual places like lemonamiga/mobygames/etc. perhaps for […] [Original post on dialup.cafe]

Drive an old car with no steering wheel audio controls. Bought a cheap set online that comes with a bit with buttons that clips onto the wheel and a box with wires that you wire in behind the stereo. Buttonny bit is wireless and charges with USB-C. 🐰 Hey we're […] [Original post on retro.social]

gpt 7 will come out, 1000 people will put in a prompt like "reverse all the letters in the word for the number of o's in ornithological" and post the wrong answer it gives, everyone who hates ai categorically will go 'its impossible for a computer to be intelligent' and every tech millionaire […]

☂️ just pushed up cloudburst v1.0.5 for #playdate — featuring UV index, visibility, and 3 new wallpapers! the full changelog: rae.wtf/blog/cloudbu... in catalog soon: play.date/games/cloudb... on itch now (free!): raewtf.itch.io/cloudburst hope you enjoy it! and thanks for using cloudburst 💖

Me: why is everything so dusty? People who can adult: you have to dust. Me: what, like annually? Adults: no, more like weekly. Me: that can’t be right.

how the fuck am i supposed to take this program seriously when you have variables and functions named like this - free_head - good_succ_succ_direction - self.get_succ - TRANS_ABORT

just taught one of my colleague this handy little trick and thought more people oughta know about it. if you are modifying stuff in a git repository and want to check what a file looks like without your modifications, you don't need to use the stash at all! git show HEAD:path/to/the/file.txt […]

now let's see paul allen's css

Typical product manager at every bank and medical records company

i'm no longer rotating y'all in my mind. i'm juggling ​:neobot_angel:​