heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy

I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.

me 😝

unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree

Rick Steves should die so we could get a millenarian cult going

They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.

had to take a few mental health days this week. yesterday i called out, went back to bed, and had a vivid dream about blowing up my workplace with a bomb. now what could that mean

It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion

editorializing

most of these guys are troops specifically so they can shoot unarmed protesters... don't threaten them with a good time!

i think it would have gone a lot faster if you had shot the thing at jupiter instead of venus.

Hostess Flesh Cakes

divorced guys love coming into the library trying to print off every single text message their ex wife sent them over 17 years of marriage

ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified

it took seven years to make because halfway into development they decided to redo it as a 3D action looter shooter with cover mechanics and a battle pass

what is a 'real' book

this is a guy who spoke french italian and german fluently so you gotta assume he was fucking with them

trying to finish any mainline Pokemon game made after the Obama administration feels like doing court-mandated community service hours

isn't the point of a carjacking that they get you out of the car. like not wearing your seatbelt just makes that whole process easier for the carjacker

deeply fucked up that Haumea orbits so fast that it's this oblate. Feels like science fiction type shit

looks cool but loling heavily at the guys saying 'this looks like a dreamcast game' in the comments... this is clearly and blatantly just kirby air ride

they're not gonna ban same sex marriage just like how they didn't explicitly ban abortion. they're gonna say it's a state issue/let county clerks choose not to register licenses/some other legal fig leaf

> conscientiousness down > agreeableness down > extroversion down > neuroticism up George Constanza cultural victory

gamecube is better. simple as

bluesky isn't dying, it is a thriving elder care community for posters

reading about the french foreign legion. crazy that they made a whole division of the french army explicitly for doing war crimes

as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency

whenever i need a test image for calibrating printers, testing file uploads, etc. i use this picture and whenever anyone sees it they think it's the funniest thing ever

white guys love being named Ian Dunt

Lowkey they are spoiling the broth

The Influencer, customer order where you deliver 400 kg of 'Chocolate Cookies From A Pre-Stranding Warehouse Store'

making myself mad in the shower thinking about how 'the US won the space race' is the biggest propaganda coup in all of science

looks beautiful... needs a wendys though

(talking to 15 of my oldest and most favorite oomfs) remember when someone got kanzaki to wish them a happy 9/11 bc he didn't know what 9/11 was

Under Woke 2, CRM will be mandated for operators of any vehicle heavier than a bicycle

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

making fun of Avatar is so 2018 coded. the first one wasn't a fluke, either get cameron-pilled or shut up

mario is so shocked by this because gay marriage is still illegal in the mushroom kingdom

This is just too stupid

the Oat Plane has just experienced a controlled flight into terrain and disappeared from all local tower control radar.

You wake up in your nest. It was all a dream; you have no idea what a “shitpost” is. As the concept of a “banger” fades from your mind, you look at your brood mate. It's 150,000 BC; you're a Silurian Lizard Person. It's time to build the pyramids.

this is my “Promised Land”

Quick aside, I'm really happy that more big TNOs/dwarf planet candidates got official names this year, 2 decades after their discovery :D 2005 RN43 → "Ritona" today 2003 AZ84 → "Achlys" on June 30 2002 AW197 → "Aya" on June 30 2002 MS4 → "Máni" on June 9 (size comparison by Lunathesilly on wiki)

someone somewhere is gonna live the dream of pulling this off in draft

i kind of do feel like the biden/harris stuff is kind of downstream of the real problem which is that the democrats do not have a policy platform

pissing me off way more than it should that the card with a nova on it is called 'Nebula Dragon' and the one that's clearly a nebula is called 'Nova Hellkite'

thought 'this goes way harder than it needs to' but actually no, gravity slingshots are cool as hell and if anything this doesn't go hard enough