i saw this guy run across my floor one night a couple years back and i must have sprayed about half a can of Raid on him

Maybe the worst part of NYT brain is this tortured method of explaining why publishing a neo-Nazi's nothingburger hacked documents is correct, but a sex trafficker telling people the sitting president of the united states loves sex trafficking only becomes newsworthy when it's revealed the right way

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

insane to think about but Jingle Bells was written for a Coke ad in 1947

they got kkklan oreos now

great patron interaction just now - 'you guys sent me an overdue notice, but it has someone else's name on it, my address is wrong on it, and it says i have books checked out that I've never read'

i really don't like admitting it as someone with local pride but the Colorado Rockies completely clear both the Tetons and the Wasatch Front

i visited Black Canyon of the Gunnison this time of year a few years back and the drive through the San Juans was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen

deeply frustrated by coworkers who constantly act like it's their first day on the job and have to be reminded how to do every single thing

they're making toilet two factor authentication real

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

Trump comments on the opposition: "I  thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up."  "I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."

they should say it was because of disco elysium even if the kid is like 13

It weird that cant just report 'The president of the united states is medically insane' in a big newspaper

heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy

I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.

me 😝

unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree

Rick Steves should die so we could get a millenarian cult going

They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.

had to take a few mental health days this week. yesterday i called out, went back to bed, and had a vivid dream about blowing up my workplace with a bomb. now what could that mean

It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion

editorializing

most of these guys are troops specifically so they can shoot unarmed protesters... don't threaten them with a good time!

i think it would have gone a lot faster if you had shot the thing at jupiter instead of venus.

Hostess Flesh Cakes

divorced guys love coming into the library trying to print off every single text message their ex wife sent them over 17 years of marriage

ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified

it took seven years to make because halfway into development they decided to redo it as a 3D action looter shooter with cover mechanics and a battle pass

what is a 'real' book

this is a guy who spoke french italian and german fluently so you gotta assume he was fucking with them

trying to finish any mainline Pokemon game made after the Obama administration feels like doing court-mandated community service hours

isn't the point of a carjacking that they get you out of the car. like not wearing your seatbelt just makes that whole process easier for the carjacker

deeply fucked up that Haumea orbits so fast that it's this oblate. Feels like science fiction type shit

looks cool but loling heavily at the guys saying 'this looks like a dreamcast game' in the comments... this is clearly and blatantly just kirby air ride

they're not gonna ban same sex marriage just like how they didn't explicitly ban abortion. they're gonna say it's a state issue/let county clerks choose not to register licenses/some other legal fig leaf

> conscientiousness down > agreeableness down > extroversion down > neuroticism up George Constanza cultural victory

gamecube is better. simple as

bluesky isn't dying, it is a thriving elder care community for posters

reading about the french foreign legion. crazy that they made a whole division of the french army explicitly for doing war crimes

as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency

whenever i need a test image for calibrating printers, testing file uploads, etc. i use this picture and whenever anyone sees it they think it's the funniest thing ever

white guys love being named Ian Dunt

Lowkey they are spoiling the broth

The Influencer, customer order where you deliver 400 kg of 'Chocolate Cookies From A Pre-Stranding Warehouse Store'