stephen king you crazy bastard you've done it again

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we need an Annotated Far Side that explains all the jokes only people born before 1940 would get

so funny how so much of King's work attempts to reckon with the deep chaotic evil at the core of the American psyche that lowkey went away as soon as they stopped putting lead in gasoline

deeply embarrassing to finally read a book universally considered a classic and go huh. this is really good.

going 'man, all these exoplanets are so weird' while continuing to live in a solar system that contains a planet that essentially doesn't rotate

industry sources are telling me the dot's pretzels expansion into snack mix (and recent costco shelving of same) have the chex mix guys running scared

Went out to the middle of nowhere last night to get these. Milky Way panorama, Lagoon Nebula, Eagle Nebula, and Trifid Nebula.

been playing a lot of slay the spire 1 recently. sts2 has a ton of bullshit but it doesn't even touch the first game in terms of annoying bullshit

i relate to this because i got partially sucked off on a ryanair flight once

i usually try to be very rational and live an evidence based life but the one irrational vibes only believe i allow myself to hold is that DB Cooper got away with it

new acquaintance i keep being forced to interact with is one of those annoying new age witchy people... trying not to be a reddit atheist about it and failing

i spent all day working with ai to invent an improved fig newton. i think we really figured something out. here's a mockup we made together:

turns out if you're in divinity stance and you're fighting the Collector that bowling bash does literally 100 damage for 1 energy. beat her so bad i should get a discount next time i have to fight Queen in StS2

I've always been a vocal 'bring back Watcher' type guy but i just did a run with her in the first game... i guess i forgot all that, they're going to have to start completely from scratch lol

ahh, it's a couple minutes past bedtime. better start winding down by playing a few minutes of slay the spire, the most intellectually stimulating game ever made

my take has always been. we have 350 million americans. surely we can find people to elect that don't have problems like this

Visiting my university’s new, expensively-refurbished space for startup incubators and senior management and cannot imagine a better illustration of the American university at this moment in time than a breathlessly press-released “collaboration room” featuring a single desk and chair.

in sicilian you can apparently call someone stupid by just quacking at them

this is what it's like being the only guy in the group who's read Gramsci

appeal process made up of Belgium pulling up to FIFA headquarters with a big bag with a dollar sign on it

another three hours this morning, haven't made it to the act 2 boss in like 25 runs

*stroking the fuck out* getzlaf waggle triple berry

spent basically all day trying to get an a10 win with the necrobinder. obviously it can be done because ive unlocked all the ascensions but i really don't think you can win a run of slay the spire 2 with necrobinder at any ascension

i don't like the people in it either though

im playing the FF7 remake and they have cait sith talking like a cartoon scottish person, right? was thinking to myself man this is a little over the top. then i turn on a scottish travel blogger and he's talking exactly like the cartoon cat robot

i try to be a good and principled leftist but whenever i hear the words 'arbitrage opportunity' my brain lights up like a bonobo getting a juice box

whenever you listen in on a coworker conversation

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

If the TNG crew traveled back in time to the 60's they'd have a fun adventure where they get to meet the Beatles or whoever. if the DS9 crew traveled back to the 60s they'd have to make sure the JFK assassination happens by doing it themselves

Doing research (I am never going to wear these lol)

kind of profoundly insane that toby fox went from making a game himself in someone else's basement to getting the Evangelion studio for a quick joke in his new one

after pulling dozens of reps of a10 slay the spire 2 I just played a run of a0 sts1... felt like goku for real

want it to be known that immediately after posting this the next request in the pile was so fucked up it made me go 'come the FUCK on' loudly and involuntarily

my coworkers and patrons love mentally and spiritually torturing me through the medium of extremely badly formatted interlibrary loan requests

finally got the AC in my car fixed and realizing my entire life has been subtly oriented around not having AC in my car for the last four months

they will let him do anything but touch the money

deltarune as it exists right now is about navigating a world where things of deadly importance are being talked about obliquely, where you never have quite enough context to understand everything fully, and where the only thing you know is that it's coming and it's bad

Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas

- shitty tripod mount - big refractor instead of a newtonian -no rangefinder or telrad Dale Gribble is a dilettante at best and is faking being an astronomer for clout at worst

I've got multiple coworkers who went to this game and it kind of rules how the entire state of Kansas has adopted Algeria as their team

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

got my feed dialed in to such a degree that i don't see the drama, i don't see the people complaining about the drama, i only ever see people complaining about people complaining about the drama

What I’m trying to say is the current president commits multiple impeachable offenses every day. And he makes sure I’m implicated in all of them!

Saw the Hunter x Hunter volume cover

just checked a book out to a patron, i know the author mostly from them being annoying on twitter. looked at the blurbs on the back and the top one was from another person i know mostly from them being annoying on twitter

this is actually sort of true. you don't want to see what I'm saying about Italians behind closed doors

feel like the last couple weeks have been like 15-20 days each

how it feels to lose a slay the spire run late Act 3

rewatching ds9 season 1. me and my friends would have killed julian bashir with hammers i tell you what