currently have a 22% winrate across 150 runs of slay the spire 2. which is actually a bit higher than i thought it would be

any slay the spire run that dies against the act 3 boss inflicts psychic damage

noticing a common theme around these - 'songs they should play at the funeral for the world'

only doing 5 Farewell Transmission - Jason Molina Color In Your Cheeks - Mountain Goats Vito's Ordination Song - Sufjan Stevens Pretty Eyes - Silver Jews Nebraska - Bruce Springsteen I'm misogynist

my one general purpose slay the spire heuristic is that if you think you have a busted deck that'll dogwalk the act 3 boss, you're going to die on an act 2 hallway fight, and if you think your deck is barely functional bullshit, you're going to win the run with 78 hp

too distracted by his weird ass sunburn to focus on his white nationalism

working at mr beast and cooking the books so it looks like the most popular videos are ones where he gets kicked in the balls most and slowly moving the entire enterprise to one that only produces hour long videos of him getting kicked in the balls exclusively

adding 'small engine repair' to the list of things you aren't allowed to do in the library this morning

The Grandin corollary: The empire takes out its failures on Latin America.

"America Before Communism" dance and orchestral group that does hagiography of mcdonalds and f150s and 2010s prestige tv

A Nintendo version of this game could go hard

Man at airport wearing a giant shirt that says DAD’S MONEY, UNCLE’S TIME. The human mind is an endless labyrinth

guy whos ancestors were very unfortunate at Ellis Island so his name is 'Steven Pedophile'

been so windy here it's been hard to do anything with a long exposure. Finally quiet this weekend, here's Sombrero Galaxy, Pinwheel Galaxy, and an Andromeda from earlier this year I forgot to post

(talking to coworkers) yeah one of my favorite things to do is suicide bait an autistic german man who runs a popular super mario bros fan twitter

'extremely cute' supper mario broth blatantly editorializing once again.

Was laughing at the arena-side ad at the games that says "hockey fans deserve Pepsi." That's right they do, the swine

dreamt there was a big movement on Wikipedia to add 'But who knows? Something beautiful may have happened' to every page about some incident where someone died horribly and mysteriously

been talking about this with coworkers - why is all of summer reading themed around dinosaurs this year when most people older than 10 are dinosaur-neutral generally

autism friendly speed racer screening oh i'm sure

trying to figure out how much of my 'we should defund artemis in favor of more unmanned interplanetary probes' position comes from real problems with Artemis or if it's because I'm deep down a big planetary science guy

this rules. i always knew Titan et al. were bigger than Luna but this really puts into perspective how big

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

worst week in public librarianship annually - every american looking at the calendar and going 'Huh, I guess I should start looking at doing my taxes'

you start to realize why his mom sold him for a handful of percs

dear global capital — the president of the United States is fucking with your money. will you handle it? signed, sympathetic consumer

what kind of name is Tearful Van Aert

you're from Illinois? didn't they make that place up for the sufjan album?

well, the job went to an internal candidate and it turns out i was just interviewed to pretend to the board it wasn't biased

important thing to take into consideration re: Iran in the near future is how much policy will be driven by war hawks who had the promise of nuclear hellfire taken away from them at the last minute

News used to be better

the interstellar Flag of Humanity should be a QR code to a website that doesn't work anymore

they're gonna take him out goodfellas style 🔜

except it's not even the status quo, iran is getting major concessions that'd have been unthinkable 5 weeks ago. imagine telling someone in January that Iran won't be under sanctions in April

As dropsite reported at the start, and the career of someone like Chuck Schumer makes clear: the democrats are happy about this war because they support the war. The trouble for them also is that the war is unpopular

Above the fold: Editorial staff of Racism Monthly say Hasan Piker is a bad egg. Should Democrats listen? Below the fold: President scheduled to nuke Iran for no reason later this evening

Awesome desktop background spotted in the Science Room

til the space capsule smell like dog surgery

zoo gardener's dog startles a monkey who then bites the king of Greece, king then dies of sepsis from infected monkey bite during a extremely fraught time in greek internal politics, starting a cycle of coups and revolutions that doesn't end for another 50 years

I feel like dril is kind of cheating but goddamn

provo utah is one of the nexuses of this planet's evil

Adolf Hitler.

At 10:34 PM @slugworlds.bsky.social posted “First telecall between historic Moon mission crew and news stations back on Earth and the newscasters keep asking ‘How’s the toilet…we heard you were having some problems with the toilet…is the toilet OK”

> *vinyl scratch sound* > YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO > *ornithopter flyby* > 101.19 > *explosion* > ARRAKIS FM > *thumper sound* > WHERE WE ONLY PLAY THE SPICIEST TUNES > *sandworm sound* > *sardaukar chanting* > THIS AIN'T YOUR REVEREND MOTHER'S STATION > *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*

anxiety over job interview is over, anxiety waiting for a hiring decision begins

library of congress level post

in the running for most metal image ive found on wikipedia