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chalkzone fandom mom
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Amanda Wong
6 months ago
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
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i don't think they've made a better 2D platformer than Super Mario World. I don't know if they even can
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jimitski hendrix
9 days ago
It's so funny in Dead documentaries somebody will be like "they'd get on stage and ANYTHING could happen" and it just so happened to, without fail, always be shuffly blues rock.
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i think they should all just be shot. or federal prison at least
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10 days ago
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and gavin fucking newsom is trying to be our abraham lincoln
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started
21 days ago
Nobody is gonna like this, but Biden’s administration was a Buchanan-level failure
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first batch of astrophotography photos from my new telescope
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i think border law should be abolished too. hope this helps!
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corollary to this: if a restaurant's website is just one static page with a menu and their hours, you know you're gonna have a great meal
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15 days ago
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american cultural revolution is essential
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17 days ago
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sara
20 days ago
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: -Stars are the headlights of angels -Driving from heaven to save us, to save us -Look in the sky -They're driving from heaven into our eyes
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yugioh mishima
25 days ago
hello. i have posted a collection of other people's Game of the Year lists on my "blog," with contributions by
@vogontheater.bsky.social
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@dkmode.bsky.social
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@psionicwarrior.bsky.social
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lotuseater.net/posts/lotusg...
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GUESTS OF LOTUS EATER 2025 – lotus eater
Do you still trust your friends?
https://lotuseater.net/posts/lotusguests2025/
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they should include death row inmates in the make a wish program
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rob
about 1 month ago
(35th time doing it) listen pal, you do that 15 more times and we're gonna have a problem
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you should be able to take two normal sized tortillas and put them in a crafting table to make a single big tortilla
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read ministry for the future
10 months ago
every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships
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my lord sandwich
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utopia deferred
about 1 month ago
Inshallah the Texan permian basin will be emptied of all economic activity, the ford super duties will be repoed, and the society of hitlerite car dealerships will be brought to heel
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looking wistfully through this thread at all the lovely regional ginger ales I'll never get to try
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about 1 month ago
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once again we see the terrible consequences of Final Fantasy
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Alex Degen, new, for 2026
about 2 months ago
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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Nate
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little lamb
about 2 months ago
Almost two thirds of North Americans can directly trace their genetic lineage back to Orville redenbacher
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悪いけど
10 months ago
If a library school student asked me for advice today I would tell them "drop out now and see if you can get a partial refund on this semester's tuition"
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feeling extremely vocationally awed today
about 2 months ago
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i saw this guy run across my floor one night a couple years back and i must have sprayed about half a can of Raid on him
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jesse
2 months ago
Maybe the worst part of NYT brain is this tortured method of explaining why publishing a neo-Nazi's nothingburger hacked documents is correct, but a sex trafficker telling people the sitting president of the united states loves sex trafficking only becomes newsworthy when it's revealed the right way
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zach silberberg
3 months ago
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱
3 months ago
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Abram Buehner
3 months ago
The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
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insane to think about but Jingle Bells was written for a Coke ad in 1947
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3 months ago
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🌭 stevia nicks
3 months ago
they got kkklan oreos now
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great patron interaction just now - 'you guys sent me an overdue notice, but it has someone else's name on it, my address is wrong on it, and it says i have books checked out that I've never read'
4 months ago
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i really don't like admitting it as someone with local pride but the Colorado Rockies completely clear both the Tetons and the Wasatch Front
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i visited Black Canyon of the Gunnison this time of year a few years back and the drive through the San Juans was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen
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4 months ago
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deeply frustrated by coworkers who constantly act like it's their first day on the job and have to be reminded how to do every single thing
4 months ago
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they're making toilet two factor authentication real
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4 months ago
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Mr Pie Break
4 months ago
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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Ken Klippenstein
4 months ago
Trump comments on the opposition: "I thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up." "I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
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they should say it was because of disco elysium even if the kid is like 13
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4 months ago
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Truckstop Vigilante
4 months ago
It weird that cant just report 'The president of the united states is medically insane' in a big newspaper
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heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball
4 months ago
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bort
4 months ago
fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
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always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy
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4 months ago
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Topher Brennan (he/they)
4 months ago
I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.
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me 😝
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4 months ago
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unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree
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4 months ago
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little lamb
4 months ago
Rick Steves should die so we could get a millenarian cult going
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Will Sloan
4 months ago
They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.
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had to take a few mental health days this week. yesterday i called out, went back to bed, and had a vivid dream about blowing up my workplace with a bomb. now what could that mean
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