good game dude. enjoy the loot lol (gf now out of earshot) listen you little fucking teenaged idiot i have voice recognition software. i already have your name. i'm going to do something so bad in your house that the community ultimately votes to tear it down and put in a memorial garden

dreamt that i was taking a complex multimodal cross-country journey and one of my transfers was contingent on me being able to beat Super Mario Galaxy in the allotted time

dreamt they added a new card to slay the spire 2 that when you played it it opened up Dolphin and had you play a level of Super Mario Galaxy, no other effects just mario

finally beat act 3 with defect and regent, both runs I took energy relics and then kind of smashed. the energy relics that forces all your card rewards to be from different colors is kind of insanely good

falling in love with necrobinder, flew a little close to the sun with this guy though. doesn't matter how cute you get with your build-arounds you still need to put block cards in your deck

been playing so much StS2 that someone just sent me the 💔emoji and i thought to myself, cool, they're vulnerable, better go in hard this turn

making my way through act 1 straight up cumming on my opps

sufjan stevens if he were italian:

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

introducing my new AI startup called Your Boss's Shitty Nephew Jeremy. it can do anything a normal coworker can do, but worse, and it's obligatory. management is going to spend way more on it than they should and then blame you for its fuckups. if you have any complaints, don't let us know! Or Else

i think this article was designed to gangstalk me specifically because Wolf Hall and Demon-Haunted World are my #1 book of all time and my #2 book of all time respectively

I feel pretty certain that AI can write a paragraph that convincingly copies Carl Sagan or Hilary Mantel. But could an AI write Demon-Haunted World or Wolf Hall? It's all an illusion, computer equivalent of one of those sculptures that only looks like something if you look at it at the right angle

if you think this is crazy you should look at what happened to the Confederates after the civil war or the Nazis after WWII

optimus prime be like i just drove in from denver and boy are my arms tires

'us president making everyone in the white house wear painfully small shoes' is a slugworlds.bsky.social bit

just saw a big viral 'make sure you have a plan to dodge the draft' post and like. i don't have words for how little a chance a draft has of happening

if you see one of these pop up in your neighborhood just know the rents going up

first StS2 impressions. lot more going on than the first game. some heuristics are still true, some aren't. ironclad feels harder now that all the status cards are on defect. silent feels way better, her cards synergize way better now that there are more discard payoffs

he looks like a zelda boss from the dungeon where you get the bow

come on dude, it says right on the box that this is the time-shifted Picard from 'All Good Things' and not the post-assimilation Picard from 'Brothers'. I really respect your work, please make an effort to fact check these things before you post them.

I hope Pete Hegseth gets hegsethed, an as yet uncoined term denoting the terrible fate that awaits Pete Hegseth

yeah can i get a Triple Decker Bourbon BBQ Bacon Bunker Buster Buttfuck Burger. and a small diet coke

2 was my daily driver for years but has recently been supplanted by 3 for a myriad of reasons. Never unhappy to use a 6 though

becoming increasingly pissed off by my coworkers, all of whom are allegedly librarians, complete inability to do a reference interview

what's really chilling is that the fedora hat reddit atheist open source blogger people were completely correct about everything. we did not speak up for them and now there's no one left to speak for us...

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

thinking about this. relocation funds are great for those who need them, but what about those who can't, or won't, relocate? You shouldn't have to choose between your safety and your home.

I'm here in Kansas and am willing to drive anyone in the state anywhere to get their license changed. DM me if interested. Please signal boost!

it seems like we are hurtling toward a conclusion which we cannot help but foresee, but, at least for now, I've suspended my judgment about the ultimate meaning of our suffering, I'm still willing to participate in the transformation of our society, & I'll do what I can to help our people in Kansas.

is there any better for example of library admin behavior than ignoring the ringing reference desk phone right next to them so they can work on their presentation for a panel at the state library conference

i found out over christmas that my dad has been bragging to everyone for like a decade that I had the highest ACT score in the history of my high school, meanwhile i had forgotten i had even taken the ACT

Out once again with the astrocamera. M3, the Pinwheel Galaxy, and M78.

kinda feel it's caveat emptor in donating money to kyrsten sinema

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

one thing i love about classic mtg is that this is unquestionably one of the most powerful cards ever printed. and on this card exactly one word and one number actually matter in 99.9% of all games

wow that's crazy. how's the olympics looking for 2034?

i don't know what sort of cultural imagery the DS9 writers team wanted to evoke by having every season 7 episode have a vegas lounge singer musical number but to me as a child of the 00s it just makes me think of olive garden

Pictures from last night. About a half-hour on the Whirlpool Galaxy, and a badly centered photo of the Leo Triplets

Michael Dorn did DS9 to afford an airplane. Every time you watch Worf on DS9, he is thinking about airplanes.

realized i didn't post my most recent astrophotography. Here's three hours on the Rosette Nebula

I'm so glad wizards has banned every single fun card from Pioneer so that we can play exclusively boring midrange piles instead of actually cool or interesting decks

more like project swagless

new step forward in OCLC enshittification - they just made me create an account and log in just to *see* the OCLC number of a book in WorldCat

i was a gaiman hater long before the allegations #winning

amazing that Xbox Live had better KYC protocols than Deutsche Bank

the frame data on that move is insane

one piece minor villain

literally it's just because they want to do the 'we investigated and cleared him of all charges so shut the fuck up you stupid leftists' thing