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chalkzone fandom mom
i saw this guy run across my floor one night a couple years back and i must have sprayed about half a can of Raid on him
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jesse
13 days ago
Maybe the worst part of NYT brain is this tortured method of explaining why publishing a neo-Nazi's nothingburger hacked documents is correct, but a sex trafficker telling people the sitting president of the united states loves sex trafficking only becomes newsworthy when it's revealed the right way
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zach silberberg
21 days ago
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪
about 1 month ago
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Abram Buehner
about 1 month ago
The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing
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insane to think about but Jingle Bells was written for a Coke ad in 1947
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about 1 month ago
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🌭 stevia nicks
about 1 month ago
they got kkklan oreos now
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great patron interaction just now - 'you guys sent me an overdue notice, but it has someone else's name on it, my address is wrong on it, and it says i have books checked out that I've never read'
about 2 months ago
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i really don't like admitting it as someone with local pride but the Colorado Rockies completely clear both the Tetons and the Wasatch Front
about 2 months ago
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i visited Black Canyon of the Gunnison this time of year a few years back and the drive through the San Juans was probably the prettiest thing I've ever seen
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about 2 months ago
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deeply frustrated by coworkers who constantly act like it's their first day on the job and have to be reminded how to do every single thing
about 2 months ago
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they're making toilet two factor authentication real
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about 2 months ago
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Mr Pie Break
about 2 months ago
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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Ken Klippenstein
about 2 months ago
Trump comments on the opposition: "I thought [I] would be met with fury on the left, but they're sort of giving up." "I really thought that we were gonna have to sort of fight it through. There's been no fight."
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they should say it was because of disco elysium even if the kid is like 13
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about 2 months ago
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Truckstop Vigilante
about 2 months ago
It weird that cant just report 'The president of the united states is medically insane' in a big newspaper
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heartwarming moment in the gas station just now - dad teaching his son how to play powerball
about 2 months ago
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bort
about 2 months ago
fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases
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always with the fucking meadowcream with this guy
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2 months ago
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Topher Brennan (he/they)
2 months ago
I recently heard someone say that in most countries Chotner would be a replacement-level competent interviewer, but in America he destroys people because they've never gotten a follow-up question in their lives.
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me 😝
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2 months ago
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unironically rules that Kansas out of all the states in the midwest has decided it's responsible for 1/5th of all of american history. and i agree
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2 months ago
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little lamb
2 months ago
Rick Steves should die so we could get a millenarian cult going
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Will Sloan
2 months ago
They already ended free speech to stifle the Palestine movement a year or two ago but fwiw I am genuinely sorry to see it's affecting talk-show hosts now too.
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had to take a few mental health days this week. yesterday i called out, went back to bed, and had a vivid dream about blowing up my workplace with a bomb. now what could that mean
2 months ago
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John Leavitt
3 months ago
It’s kind of like if you could give a culture a concusssion
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editorializing
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3 months ago
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most of these guys are troops specifically so they can shoot unarmed protesters... don't threaten them with a good time!
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3 months ago
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i think it would have gone a lot faster if you had shot the thing at jupiter instead of venus.
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3 months ago
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Hostess Flesh Cakes
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3 months ago
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divorced guys love coming into the library trying to print off every single text message their ex wife sent them over 17 years of marriage
3 months ago
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Julia Carrie Wong
3 months ago
ok so the times witnessed reporters receiving cash from Adams people three times at mayoral events and sat on it for over a month but couldn’t pass up a hot tip from a neonazi about Mamdani’s unsuccessful college application for long enough to check if the neonazi had already been identified
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it took seven years to make because halfway into development they decided to redo it as a 3D action looter shooter with cover mechanics and a battle pass
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3 months ago
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what is a 'real' book
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3 months ago
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this is a guy who spoke french italian and german fluently so you gotta assume he was fucking with them
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
trying to finish any mainline Pokemon game made after the Obama administration feels like doing court-mandated community service hours
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isn't the point of a carjacking that they get you out of the car. like not wearing your seatbelt just makes that whole process easier for the carjacker
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3 months ago
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deeply fucked up that Haumea orbits so fast that it's this oblate. Feels like science fiction type shit
3 months ago
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looks cool but loling heavily at the guys saying 'this looks like a dreamcast game' in the comments... this is clearly and blatantly just kirby air ride
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4 months ago
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they're not gonna ban same sex marriage just like how they didn't explicitly ban abortion. they're gonna say it's a state issue/let county clerks choose not to register licenses/some other legal fig leaf
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4 months ago
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> conscientiousness down > agreeableness down > extroversion down > neuroticism up George Constanza cultural victory
4 months ago
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gamecube is better. simple as
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4 months ago
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Kath Barbadoro
4 months ago
bluesky isn't dying, it is a thriving elder care community for posters
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reading about the french foreign legion. crazy that they made a whole division of the french army explicitly for doing war crimes
4 months ago
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Jon Bois
4 months ago
as if there was room for any doubt i think randomly spawning on the white house roof this morning is enough for us to declare this the garry's mod presidency
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Caz
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whenever i need a test image for calibrating printers, testing file uploads, etc. i use this picture and whenever anyone sees it they think it's the funniest thing ever
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4 months ago
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white guys love being named Ian Dunt
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Naomi Elizabeth
4 months ago
Lowkey they are spoiling the broth
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The Influencer, customer order where you deliver 400 kg of 'Chocolate Cookies From A Pre-Stranding Warehouse Store'
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