New Lolo!

Trying to explain to people that I'm too old for new low-commitment friendships. You do what you need, but they're not for me. Show up or ship out. Blessed be 💛

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Pokopia but make it Tamagotchi 💙

My favorite icon pack was broken with the latest OneUI update. Now my GameBoy theme just ain't right 😭

This is my first time trying this. I'm so tickled.

Lmaoooo I restarted the demo #TomodachiLife

Today's plans don't involve moving from this spot

You can be too much … and still not need to change you. You need to change who you try and give yourself to.

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

I'm watching My Fair Lady. So far, Audrey Hepburn has been screeching at the top of her lungs for 40 minutes...

Why are wee supposed to put all differences aside when someone passes and celebrate their life, even if we hated each other? I can let go of beef, because you're dead...but why do I need to fly across the country for that? Maybe I'm just officially a grumpy old man.

Nigga what? #Pokopia

I enjoyed the Sabrina Carpenter Muppet Show special. I was disappointed that it wasn't a full series reboot!

Why do double doors confuse people so much? There are two doors! We can each use one!

Dream Island Park, where you can driftloon away while snuggled up with your favorite plushie #Pokopia

"Some Like It Hot" premiered at Loew's Capital Theatre NYC #OTD 1959. Director: Billy Wilder. #Filmsky

I really want them to bring ushers back to movie theaters. Get these flash photography ass Tik Tokers off our lawn!

If you're a picky eater, I need you to share that before we do anything together in public.

A little cave for Onix so he can see the water without being near it

Morning Kittens Wow!

"Get out of here. Give me some money too."

My shiny new pink Dreamcast 💕

Excited to make my return stream with great news! I've been playtesting Animula Nook! The cozy sim of my dreams ♥ #AnimulaNook #CozyGames Catch me live in a few minutes! twitch.tv/TheEmpressNoir

Saddens me to see all these Black folk grieving that man just because their granny watched him play a fictional law enforcement agent.

If you see a neck beard, say a neck beard

Message to the leaders of Iran from the Black delegation: I die laughing every time I see this 😭😭😭😭😭

I just know Beyonce enjoying Pokopia

"I'mma be honest with you. If you trying to show your butt off, it's flat..."🛴👶🏿

When people who cheat at a game invite you to play with them, it is not for your benefit that they do so.

People saying, "no hard feelings," rather than apologizing. You don't get to decide that lol I feel a way.

I laugh every time I see this😅

You can ask an older customer a yes or no question, and you're gonna come out knowing their entire military resume and family tree. 😭 Sir, did you click "log in" yet or not?!?!

We’ve added some longer Black and textured hairstyles to Loftia! There’s new waist-length locs, long loose curls and some cornrow variations too ☺️ Now there’s over 20 Black and textured hairstyles in the game! Let us know what styles you want next 💛

My job trying to guilt me into not using my approved FMLA accommodation...

The only war we should be fighting is against straight-to-video sequels. As an elder, I'm so mad y'all have seen every Being it On but the actual movie called Bring it On.

This 🥷🏿 does the music too?!?😭

Happy International Women's Day! 💐 (Except Tr*mp supporting women, y'all can burn in the lowest level of hell) 😘

I'm not gay no more

Of all the dumb ass motives Ghostface has had, Scream 7's takes the cake!!

"How can a woman trust you to navigate a complicated life with her, when she cannot trust you even to navigate her feelings?" A word! #Bridgerton

I watch every terrible Isekai. I need to start reading light novels/LitRPGs, but I'm currently on a manga kick.

I know good and damn well...

At this point, I'm thankful simply to have four walls, a job, and food in my belly.

Not this Michael Jackson comic book 💀

Maureen Prescott must have had the best coochie in Woodsboro, for niggas to still be killing over it.

My goal as an aspiring author is to have my work featured in an episode of Dylan O'Brien reading thirst tweets.

Not using "Reply All" should have been a trial in the Hunger Games.