loading . . . The comic strips of old This is (to my knowledge) the very first appearance of Lisa Crawford, who would later get raped by Frank "Frankie" Pierce, gave birth to Darin Fairgood, get seriously injured in a post office bombing attack, marry Les (the guy with the pencil eraser haircut) on Halloween of 1996, almost burned alive by Peter "Plantman" Moss (the guy who murdered John Darling, Who Was Murdered), because Les found out his identity,, contract breast cancer (she survives it at first), would encounter Frankie again, this time Frankie wants to know where Darin was, which Lisa doesn't know but the readers do, gets pregnant (this time, she consented with her husband, Les), encounters Frankie YET AGAIN, this time Frankie is black-out drunk, Frankie attacks her but Darin swoops in, Lisa ends up having to be driven to the hospital because her child was about to deliver early, where Darin drove her (and thought that the situation was similar (YEAH NO SHIT YOUR BIO-MOM WAS DRIVEN TO THE HOSPITAL IN 1986 BY TONY MONTONI AND LES), Summer was born in the hospital, but has to stay in there for longer because her lungs hadn't been properly developed (a consequence of being born prematurely), Lisa would then be a lawyer for Danny Madison (a Vietnam War veteran with brain damage who allegedly killed a cashier) in the hopes to save Danny from being executed for his crime, only for Danny to be executed with lethal ejection (though Danny accepted his fate, it doesn't make it any less depressing), her breast cancer reemerged in 2006, went to Arizona with Les because she wanted to go there, she ends up making Les film these VHS videos (which was Crazy Harry's idea due to a stupid retcon from 2022) with her wearing a wig and giving Summer advice for her teenage and adult years (I have no idea how Lisa made so many tapes within a few years) a few months after she found out she only has a few months left to live (she shoulda spent time with Summer and Les instead of making Les film those VHS tapes), and she dies, and her soul is led to the afterlife by Masky McDeath… https://csrj2854.wordpress.com/2025/09/07/the-comic-strips-of-old/
