i blinked and rollo turned french, sacré bleu!

rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"

"I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR MAMBY-PAMPBY, TOOTSIE-WOOTSIE...*LONG PAUSE, DEEP BREATH*...(continues)

If you're composing a comment on a Word doc, you can't use the normal opt+arrow keys to navigate by word. Awesome tech! Truly worth many tens of billions.

OH OH, and you can't seem to turn off the "grammar" suggestions

no, really, i love collaboratively editing sensitive documents on a platform that is also clearly hoovering up everything to feed its genAI addiction and certainly won't ever leak them, leading to lawsuits or other kinds of trouble

Farewell Tom Stoppard. I know I'm supposed to consider "Arcadia" your best work, but there's no improving on Brazil's taut first hour & the office dialogue in particular.

me: it's the weekend, ofc i'm going to WFH outlook:

man, RIP tom stoppard

that's what borgVPN is for, my man

ego-stroking as a service (EaaS)

ayyy it's @xordev.com on the sphere!

we have to go back. to warn them.

"bearista" 🐻

anyway,

nutflex app wont' launch, might have to incinerate this old tv

seen in montréal

We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

dawn of hte planet of ht e apes, but it's someone named dawn from that vrery planet

netflux it borked

i've been enjoying "Vikings" there i said it (again) feeling a bit Floki (again)

WINE! no, not the thing that tries to let you run windows executables under linux, but the thing that Dionysus makes out of grapes, pretty amazing, relaly, been helping us for years, many are saying and i think that's pretty that's pretty that's pretty pretty pretty pretty greatr really. great.

♫ "I Saw Kal-El Fisting Santa Claus" ♫ readcomiconline.li/Comic/Action...

Big shoutout to the onion galette. Life-changing.

Happy thanksgiving, peeps!

This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)

bringing over a jar of those frog things Jabba eats

thinking of her today

big late breaking news: the market monitor for the largest energy grid in the u.s., covering much of the midwest and mid-atlantic, has called to block new data centers connections to the grid, saying current course of growth assures regular blackouts

late november sycamore

no one: eleven, in a deep, gravelly voice: one. more. ride.

a scene in which someone confidently asserts we're not living in a simulation, then takes a bite of a low-poly donut

websites: Are you human? me, evasively: I'm not a robot ✅

"Exec Protect Action Shot" (or, "These Paparazzi Are Not Going To Glare At Themselves").

Dialect query: Is "BAD DAD" a rhyme for you?

keep it up, keep noticing

dry mouth after transporter webmd

allegedly an old lady lives here and if anyone asks her about the vines on her house, she bites their head off. metaphorically, ofc

I think that in some deep way the centre left actually agree with the right's characterisation of them, that's behind all the angsting about Professional Middle Classes contrasted with authentic true working people which always amounts to two right wing cariactures they just agree with.

FUCK YEAH, BITCHES! I'M A FROG IN A FEZ WITH A PIPE IN A DRUM. YOU'LL NEVER BE AS DOPE AS THIS SHIT!

Thanks NPR!

An under-appreciated strength of Hannibal, IMO, is that the dialogue has the same level of wroughtness as everything else on that show. Like can you imagine if a character walked onto those sets, in those costumes, with that music, and said “Hey, how’s it going?”

oh shit the covenant's on reach wth

QWOP still unmatched for complete hilarity

just had a slice of cornbread that tasted like it made me 5 years younger

remembering finding this in the mid-90s and getting excited

A movie that takes place where you're from...

1186 BCE "Kids today aren't being taught the cuneiform of their parents. Educators are emphasizing papyrus, which experts warn isn't durable enough to store information for centuries." 😉

so, basically, working with the gpu is like dealing with an explosion in a tennis ball factory where there happen to be dozens of golden retrievers in a state of high excitement and cluelessness. got it, thanks.

Das ist Robin. Er, sie oder es besucht uns seit einer Woche jeden Morgen im Schlafzimmer. Wenn wir zum Lüften das Fenster öffnen ist es kurz danach da...