when your second in command was a bit tipsy and happy to see you

Some toxic Beckett x Norrington !

is that what they're calling it these days

If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI

Medieval "Piss-Prophets" who would taste urine using a "urine wheel" have entered the chat.

It's actually simpler than this: Q: Would an ignorant journalist refer to you as 'dusty'? [YES] A: You're an archive.

weird little guys. they're weird and they're little

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃 Trick or treat? 🍬 Well, we've decided on a TREAT and are extending the calendar pre-orders until the 7th of November!!! Get your hot cold boys this spooky season and cherish them for the entirety of 2026! 🥳 theterrorpinup.bigcartel.com

our lady of the snails

tiny creatures Francis JCR and Parry. You need these. Put them in your pocket immediately

I don't know who needs to hear this but no fandom event is worth giving them your ID. "but they promise they'll delete it!" doesn't matter. "but they only want to see my birthday!" doesn't matter. *AO3* doesn't ask for your ID - do not fucking trust some rando on the internet with it.

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

why am I crying so god damn much I'm just moving to the other side of the country and not across an entire ocean like last time. I'm even gonna be back in 3 weeks time why am I still crying so bloody much it's the North Sea and not the end of the world

The fiercest warrior needs the most good natured steed #illustration #medieval

its come to my attention that some of you dont know about the JCR corset incident that sent me spiraling into months of pure insanity so here we go. on the 1819 parry expedition they put on a production of the citizen in which jcr's corset ripped open pinup style and they published a POEM about it

Jack Aubrey. #masterandcommander #russellcrowe #jackaubrey #aubreyad #digitalart #digitaloilpainting #ageofsail #COMMSOPEN #procreate

“Gender critical” by ensuring gender presentation and gender roles are policed. Slow hand clap to all involved

Shocked to hear that someone's had their nomination for a top Navy job rescinded for taking part in drag acts on board. As if that wasn't a major part of shipboard life for centuries. L-R George Frederick McDougall, Richard Bulkeley Pearse and George Frederick Mecham of #HMSResolute in 1850-51.

i'm sick of portrayals of hell where it's just reliving the worst moments of your life. that only ever became popular because it was easy to film. if i'm paying $20 to see a movie i demand bosch style demons putting people through pasta extruders

Did Crozier and Ross ever encounter a Tasmanian Devil I wonder

Going swimming can be tricky if you own a dog bred for rescuing people at sea

Buy her trash fund the fasc

When you come in from the cold it’s important to warm up your hands… even when the warmest thing around misunderstands

Quick sketch. They’re keeping each other warm

An underrated fandom experience is having a friend you can privately complain about your least favorite ships or headcanons with so you can have your petty bitch time without ever insulting or offending anyone in the fandom, and I think more people need to learn to do this

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

So my girlfriend is an amazing stop motion animator, and she recently did a medieval cat themed bumper for Adult Swim! Sharing it here because she only has Instagram and I think everyone needs to see her animations. She's so freaking talented, y'alls. PLEASE go follow her!

The franklin expedition had one can opener and 3 names to go around

Thinking about violence and violence out of love, and how Francis used his left hand both times before ultimately losing it Yes I’m feeling normal, don’t even look at me

Fate conspires against James and his wishes. First Francis is too drunk to be any good, and then James’ body is actively disintegrating 😔 rip

happy bday jcr <3

Renowned polar explorer, and hero, James Clark Ross. Now also ready for Easter JCR commission for @swanfloatieknight.bsky.social

Papa’s special orange juice for one special boy James suggested he was about to die one too many times

Little lovely head bonk up in the mountains My darling Nwalin 💚💜 it’s been a while

Never date a man who’s Ex shares your name… Francis has been addressing James by his last name or rank up until now, he (falsely) believed it would be nice to use his first name in an intimate moment

Handsomest old man of the royal navy :’) I got commissioned to draw Sir James Clark Ross in his older years, so here 🐧

Davis's illustration (published in Ross's narrative) of the gale in the pack.

And some bonuses from this morning’s ‘I’m stuck at a café in Thurso’ doodles

We went absolutely NUTS on Twitter about this last night here is my offering

thinking of how wilson was firmly scott's man, and how wild was shackleton's, and how both were headhunted by the rival party but firmly stuck with their boyfriend until they died together / were laid to rest together, anyway what i'm saying is, maybe love is real

what if they had iPhones in 1845

Magnet shack, imagine trying to take scientific readings on a broken bit of equipment while the grumpiest man alive is staring at you “Forced Proximity” for @theterrorbingo.bsky.social

James (Dear) vs James (Derogatory) strikes again

Vampire AU, James is freshly turned, and JCR is sick of reminding them that they’re both severely sick and injured and need to rest!!!

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Artist: the cup had tea in it but now also a dirty paint brush

SEVERAL rossier requests, so I give you: dance on the Antarctic ice :) thanks for the donations!

Not MY blue art but here is a painting reportedly done by James Ross during the Antarctic expedition (Or as he might say… azure)