he is baby girl to me

who up squaring the circle

"Osonic Bin Laden!" -Kody

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

horror movie idea: you go into sex shop and notice that all the dildos match your cock

We Are Mr.Pussy

computer, piss me off

liking Dune has genuinely become a red flag for me. Why do you wanna look at timothee chalamet? Why do you read?

i shouldn't have to tell people about major life events. they should be able to divine it from my vibes

leaked windows 12 feature: opening file explorer costs 12 cents

sharpening my tight five on hinge. It's not funny and no one is laughing but it is a captive audience which is better

still zero. no sheep near me for the past three days

Iran is closing the straight homos or something

someone should've told walt whitman to shut the fuck up

(walt whitman at an orgy) i contain multidudes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

The woke left is trying to give him pronouns 🙄

Mamdani getting a kidnapped kid released from ICE in less than a day kinda lays bare the full depravity of the Democrats' "we can't just DO things" mentality for the last year.

It’s three to five straight white guys with no medical issues enjoying beers in Brooklyn (cisgender manhattan)

please hit the link in my bio to support my anti-woke production of Rent

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

I'll relieve everyone's stress これをこうしてこうですっ☆こうですっ☆こうですっ☆

I need my dick sucked. And by dick I mean... Well let's just say

trans men age like fine wine except they forgot to put yeast in me

love buying an Arizona for later because later there's an Arizona

i'm bisexual which means There is No God but Allah and Muhammad is his Prophet

trisexual. quadsexual. etc

I kissed a nonbinary person and I thought it was fine

hey kitten. daddy just wanted to let you know that he lost custody in the trial. you're gonna have to hop on voice with your mother from now on

new top surgery just dropped

ill be honest. i was acting in a play this weekend and i was really worried world war 3 would start while i was in a yarn beard talking about shitting myself.

assigned tenor at testosterone

unrelated to pregnant sonic

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I love y'all but sometimes trans people speak like they're writing their psychology final

he he on my him til I pro on his noun

it is pretty funny that jd Vance is two for two when it comes to being hated by popes

cock worship, and subsequently, cock blasphemy

DL on doxy and prep is crazy

me trying to convince my friend to push me down a flight of stairs

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

if i drink five beers is it multiple miller high lifes or multiple miller high lives. what complicated webs we weave

no one killed charlie kirk. they're holding him in a hospital to stop him from speaking the truth about gamergate

all the t boys say I got ADHD but that's just my swagger

we'll never get another ten hour long icarly video. rest in peace sweet prince

michellin star restaraunt: 100 dollars for pasta and steak local dive joint: 20 dollars for pasta and steak Jacob from facebook marketplace : free pasta and steak if youre willing to put on a dress and mimic his dead wife

my coworker and her husband are giving bi4bi but I'd be fired for suggesting it

nonbinary Shakespeare: “to they or not to they”. Sometimes I question whether I am worthy of the care shown to me by others

they’ll never be able to take sonic/shadow toxic yaoi from me