"Sister slutface." -Mom "Sister slutface and bruhbur bitch ass." -Kass

"Osonic Bin Laden!" -Kody

"Everyone knows sonic can get pregnant." -Kody

"We've been in this closet for barely 15 minutes and we're already like, 'I'll show you my ass crack!'" -Garrett

"I'm starting to see colors!" -Madi

"I'm not afraid to see hole." -Kass

"Ultimately, what matters most is getting you off as fast as possible." - Aliah

"We were being held hostage by Jesus." -Morganna

"Slow roasted gonorrhea." -Kass

"She was too busy playing with her breast pills." -Dad

"Are we doing foot stuff?" -Kody

"I am whatever race is convenient." -Aliah

"I'm sorry, we don't have to do the mpreg thing." -Kody

"What are lobsters if not farmers of the sea?" -Aliah

"Lincoln was a really good boxer." -JD "And target." -Madi

"How many frogs did you fuck before they put fluoride in the water?!" -Garrett

"I always get the short end of the stick! I can't even get circumcised for money!" -Madi

"I want my foreskin back!" -JD "Fellas, fellas, were our characters cut or uncut?" -Garrett "I need a gun." -Madi

"Concerning George Washington's cock: I notice there's no foreskin." -Kody

"I'll put it in the middle of us like a weird bukkake thing" -Aliah

"Men can jizz on other men!" -Kass

"Aliah, how's this part go during the orgy fest?" -Sarah

"Every hole was farting." -Sarah

"My autism is telling me suicide is the answer." -Kody

"I think Kaden would be sad if he missed the squad orgy." -Peebles

"Not to sound depressed but I want to kill myself." -Rowan

"I'm not cultured. I'm lab-cultured." -Nina

"If you can't handle me on the toilet, you don't deserve me at my washed hands." -Rowan

"When that ball drops, we're all siblings." -Kody

"Show me that puppet pussy. Pussy for short." -Kody

"It's a cock kind of night." -Maggie

"Horny! I need sex so bad! My cock is too big!" -Sarah

"Who wins? Big head or Anthony Weiner?" -Sarah

"Rae and I are gonna do wife swap but instead of trading partners we're gonna run them over with our cars." -Kass

"I was slightly more than half hog." -Nina

"Double-sided tampons." -Manda

"Wear the vial of blood around your neck." -Manda "Most chill lesbians be like." -JD

"Their penis was shining a bright light on us." -Tiffany

"Inshallah you WILL be gay." -Manda

"You're cumrades!" -Manda and Tiffany

"Sexuality is a choice - not your choice, my choice." -Aliah

"The digital speed limit signs that you can update automatically. Ugh, gets me every time." -Michael "Gets you how?" -Emily "Uh, horny." -Michael

"THEY STILL HAVE TO SACRIFICE THE COW!" -Morganna

"You're telling me I could've gotten the Pokemon autism or Sonic autism but I got stuck with beaver anus autism?" -Kyle

"Thank goodness there will finally be a gay in the tower." -Monica

"Are you calling her a horse? Leading her to water?" -Kass "I'm not thirsty, damn it!" -Rae

"If I'm the third wheel, I'm the front of the tricycle." -Kass

"I have a penis to dry anyway." -Mom "So do I." -Dad

"I was fighting the booch." -Maggie

"There's only two things he beats: men and meat." -Kel