Kimmel is not holding back on Trump at all

KIMMEL: "This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this… Trump might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from THIS now.”

OMG. Robert De Niro as Brendan Carr.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

HOLY SHIT

Nothing to see here. Just Tylenol’s lawyers warming up…🔥

Follow the money. All $50 of it. In a bag. I shared a prosecutors view of what we know about the allegations against border czar Tom Homan in my new piece. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

This will go into the Smithsonian someday if there still is one

Today, in front of the UN, Trump claimed “inflation has been defeated.” He's lying. Inflation is actually going up — particularly for groceries. Remember when he promised to bring down prices on "day one"? He lied about that too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EXi6xyOXSk

well that escalated quickly

The lead story on the Fox “News” website involves a UN escalator stopping, which forced the Trumps to walk up the stairs. 1/2

Making Donald Trump walk up a flight of stairs unaided was an act on unspeakable cruelty

ICYMI from Tuesday’s show: We took a little trip down to the National Mall to check out a Trump-Epstein statue dedicated to their “friendship.” We found a steady stream of tourists and local residents who had to see it for themselves.

Steely Dan releases “Aja” 48 years ago today — their most commercially successful album, which now sits in the Grammy Hall of Fame. It’s fun to watch Jay Graydon replicate his guitar solo from “Peg”. 🎸

Yes please.

It was a privilege to meet with leaders from Australia, the United Kingdom, the European Union, and Brazil during the first day of #ClimateWeekNYC. Together, we can cut pollution, protect our ecosystems, and keep building economies that work for both people and our planet.

The best part of this tweet from January is she limited who could reply to it

ROGAN, on Kimmel, Nexstar, Disney, etc. “I’m gonna need to see some emails.” $NXST

Deadly @dennisgoris.bsky.social

This is right on point. If foreign-trained doctors had to pay $100,000 to move to the U.S., there would be no rural or underserved medicine. I have worked in underserved, suburban, and rural settings, as well as in community and public health hospitals. I know very well who fills those places.

lol🤣 Idiots. An anonymous UN official said the escalator in question was actually stopped prematurely by someone from Trump’s group, who ran ahead of the group and accidentally triggered a stop mechanism, and the teleprompter that Trump was so upset about was also being operated by his White House.

Stephen Miran just gave a speech outlining the logic of his Fed vote. It's this: He assumes every cockamamie White House talking point is true, feeds them into a model, and out pops the massive rate cut the President demanded. He has unwittingly become a walking advertisement for Fed Independence

The Department of Defense is delaying cleanups of forever chemicals at nearly 140 military sites – in some cases, by more than a decade. Meanwhile, the PFAS industry has spent over $70 million lobbying the Trump administration in just the first half of 2025. Always follow the money.

🧑‍🌾 “The deals are a fresh blow for U.S. farmers, who are missing out on billions of dollars of soybean sales to China” www.reuters.com/world/china/...

I start the boycott guide talking about corporations being amoral and Disney’s last week is proof of concept. But when a company is run by zealots, or dominated by one man with an agenda (mypillow), they can be evil. Working on Nexstar and Sinclair - 2 more examples - boycott gameplan today.

Trump's 'secret energy pill'. Hey Donny – since you're spreading false information about acetaminophen, care to elaborate on what you're taking at your embarrassing AF United Nations propaganda 'speech'?

UPDATE — Former speaker Casada gets 3 years for corruption after Cothren got 2.5 (Next Q: Will Trump pardon them?)

BREAKING: This Trump / Epstein statue to honor “friendship month” was mysteriously placed on the national mall. I love it. Don’t stop talking about Epstein.

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They are raising the price on Disney Plus. Someone doesn’t know how to read the room. Unforced errors left and right.

“But is it right?” No. Put that in the fucking headline.

#AZ07 vote today for @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social ! 💡Remember your ID! If you forget, request a "provisional ballot." You'll have a few days to get your ID to them so your vote counts!

If you are Border Czar Homans, and you did NOT take the $50,000 in a paper bag, wouldn't you been screaming at the top of your lungs that you want the FBI tape of the transaction released publicly in order to clear your name? Yet he isn't doing that. Hmmmm......

Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.

Sinclair and Nexstar are a scourge. I turned on my local Sinclair fox channel and instantly learned three of their advertisers. Will add an addendum to the boycott guide: how to actively boycott Nazis. Make note of any of their advertisers you discover. Thanks.

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People are starting to send me the advertisers. One company has popped up three times: colonial pen. I think “colonial” might be code word for “whites only.”

In just eight months, President Trump has secured a jillion dollars of new investment and reduced crime by infinity percent. Eat that, libs.

Looking good sir

Accurate summary:

Remember that when we all work together, we have tremendous power. We can beat these bastards.