Dont take Tylenol. Just visit your local shaman for healing. He can also arrange tours of the capitol

Who would have thought that the golden age we supposedly are in, is just the adornment of fake gold in the oval office & surrounding areas. If any of it is real gold, we need an inventory of it if when supreme leader is gone. Or is it all fake & we got charged for real gold that is stashed away?

They are going after SNL next. Aren't they?

Free Speech but with terms and conditions especially relating to your political affiliation.

We now have an administration that shows their power by being tough on Tom Hanks but is lenient on Ghislaine Maxwell. Waiting for supreme leader to show Tom Hanks with typeface tattoo on his knuckles.

The same people that believe the signatures are forged believe every post made by supreme leader is typed by him until he runs into trouble and says he did not type it Signatures change over time just like how you could start to end your posts over time. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If Canada would have let Hyundai know that they would not detain their staff illegally and also offer tax breaks to the company... that would be chef's kiss

So the now famous recently released to the public birthday book message was drawn / signed by the current supreme leader in 2003. At that point he was a registered democrat. Why would democrats forge the signature of their party donor and risk losing all that $$$ that was incoming?

What if... and hear me out... what if instead of waiting for the list, you would just take time out and listen to the women and what they fully have to say. Don't drown out their voices.

You think Nostradamus did predict the current environment and say... "damn no way this shit could be real. I must be losing it" and he just took a weeks off to clear his mind?

When will the press question or congress call in Ivanka to ask how uncomfortable or how normal it is for a parent on TV to say that he would date her if she wasn't his daughter? If she refuses to answer, she surely does not mean she was OK it right? If she says no, then is that a normal relation?

What evidence would a FBI informant be looking for in the dressing rooms of beauty pageants?

So DOT under the current leadership cancelled compensation for flight delays? How the heck is this making America Great Again? If anyone says this is to save money, I will wait to hear the explaination for the birthday military parade themed party.

Kamala was not on the list nor would she have had a wacko secretary of health and human services or Attorney General who would have put the USA in jeopardy.

Amazing that supreme leader believes AI is bad just like the video showing stuff been thrown out of the white house window. On the other hand he 100% believes that a person has used typeface fonts to tattoo their knuckle to display their gang name.

Supreme leader thinks signed public executive orders can change the law without any problem. Labor Day would have been the perfect day to use an executive order to raise the minimum wage nationally. But wait that would ruin the rich donors agenda. They wont allow that and take a loss in business

The RIGHT ear of supreme leader was struck by a bullet and healed up like nothing happened in a jiffy because they are God's chosen one. The same person's RIGHT hand had a bruise and has not yet healed up. Did God get tariffed or something this time? The puppet media is not allowed to ask RIGHT?

Maybe a new gender needs to be legalized in the USA. Name it "Gun" That way it would have more rights than the other genders.

How the heck is it safe to mail in social security checks, tax refunds, stimulus checks, passports, green cards, state id cards, driver licenses .... .........but it not safe to do mail in voting?

Imagine the uproar if Joe Biden would have asked blue states to redistrict in 2021? This would have been met by a push back from blue states. See the difference?

What made this administration select Uganda as the country to deport someone that has never even been there? Do they just spin a wheel and come up with a destination?

If a government agency is able to use polygraphs to find leakers within a department, why can you not have Maxwell take a polygraph test to close this case once and for all? If supreme leader is innocent amd Maxwell did not lie, this should be a breeze...

Jan 6th was peaceful because the people were not armed with sandwiches.

What are the chances that the discussion in Alaska leads to more business opportunities in Russia for the crime family and nothing positive for Ukraine?

Let us assume that tariffs are supposed to make America great again. If you keep extending those deadlines, that means the tariffs are not coming in. That implies you are not a booming economy as you said it would be. That is just imaginary money you are counting just like the false promises made.

Dear smart " I voted to lower egg and gas prices" voters, please explain why a president was able to call up the National Guard in Aug 2025 without asking congress for it, but the same person made excuses to get it done in Jan 6th 2021?

So you are telling me the white house tried to get data on immigrants from IRS and when they refused the fired the boss? I thought they were catching illegals and does this mean illegals pay taxes contrary to what was said?

So according to supreme leader, if courts intervene in the IEEPA act that was invoked, we will be back to 1929 and great depression... Did I miss out that we were OK until 2025 January?

I am sure that the experts who chose to vote for egg and gas prices can clearly explain without swearing how tariffs will not spark inflation or how we the people who will be ok with inflation but no salary raises?

What are the chances spaceman has access to all data and videos related to TACO and his crimes when he was handed unrestricted access to govt servers?

All the head of bureau of labor statistics had to do was to find and report 26000 additional jobs

Amazing how a party that won, ran on being fully transparent but then the same party members constantly vote against transparency in congress.

Someone needs to send a Hatch Act for Dummies book to this administration. It can be mostly in pictures or as a coloring book to make it easier to understand.

If JD can mix up Alex with Jose he probably mixes up his in-laws name with Apu.

My bingo card includes the supreme leader being made an honorary general with big shiny medals awarded to him.

If you want to run for a position in the government, the least you need to do is pass a constitution test with records being made public.

Sucks that our leader does not defend Americans like he does Russia. Surely there are illegals and criminals there too

Maybe the protestors need to dress up as a shaman to show they are peacefully protesting patriots and will be eligible for a pardon down the road.

"I'll never need your votes again" was never a joke.

I am sure this has happened.

What are the chances X is banned in the USA soon?

Zelensky should offer to be a mediator between TACO and his former handler as long as they say promise to say "Thank You" and wear suits.

If TACO adds back EV credits to the bill, we would have a TACO supreme.

Does this mean the recently accepted South African refugees will be sent back?

Well we knew why the dude was not happy with the bill.

The TACO guy will be in his TACO truck on the golf course tomorrow.

If you brought in trillions back to the USA from the middle east, why the heck do you need budget cuts?

2028.. we have high hopes and expectations from you. Please do not disappoint us.

If Johnson thinks that congress members should be allowed to trade stocks to support their family members, maybe the rest of us should have a minimum $174K salary.

I think the smart I voted for egg and gas price voters got this wrong. He wasn't saying buy American. He actually meant to say buy an American.