went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

that sound you hear is every too-comfortable incumbent screaming, crying, throwing up

they can go bankrupt then. i couldn't care less. the sooner the ai bubble bursts, the better.

literally watergate

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yeah my day is going sooooo well i couldnt find the shirt i wanted to wear i spent 20 minutes fighting my hair and its probably going to give me a headache now and its 90 degrees and like. muggy. so im just going to die

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

i hate looking at my schedule wym our second cashier weds-thurs leaves before 7 😅 we can't even have someone after 6:30 😅 my store is a fucking joke

lilsimsie's friend group calling her and dan marriedz like they're a kpop duo is so funny to me

lemon tang is such an impeccable mini album

someones earbuds just tried to connect to my phone and i almost said yes just to make them listen to lemon tang

hanbin texting that he's having subway girl i would Kill for a subway sandwich rn

i need hao to post high quality pics of 33 it would improve my mood greatly

All the props in the world to this guy, but THIS IS NOT A FEEL-GOOD STORY IT IS A DAMNING INDICTMENT OF OUR SOCIETY AND HOW WE TREAT OUR MOST VULNERABLE

took a nap and now im half asleep

JIGEUMBUTEO LEMON TANG! TANG! TANG!

i have so much beef w the way carats treat dk.... he slayed pinky up and y'all are making fun of him again :/

my coworkers started appearimg w trans flag badge ribbons on their nametags and i learned that one girl made them herself 😭 shoutout to all my trans coworkers i think theyre so cool

The 250th anniversary of America is exactly what I thought it would be: with America losing wars constantly and the president arresting you for disrespecting his pool

i hate my job x1000000

i need to shower >.<

our neighbors are throwing a block party today but suzy and i are both in migraine land 😭😭😭😭 pray for us that we can go socialize for a bit

update i did sleep more but my head is still killing me :(

zb1 winning best album 🥺 my yuehuaz i hope u know thats ur award too

i should have known last night when i was overheating its bc i was getting sick....

my head hurty :(

omw to convince the new hr girl to make me a cashier 🙃

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember" Me at the store:

and2ble showcon setlist saur good

snapcat nooooooo 😔😔😔

why did my bus just go through mitosis

shift almost ended w me in a horrible mood but then i got called pretty by a pretty alt person and it made me blushhhhh

shoutout to the customer who said im the first person to recognize their wolfchan keychain im surprised cuz i feel like this city is full of stays

israel is essentially just sabotaging peace talks, they want maximum death as always

whoever decided we could have spinning comfy chairs in the break room is a genius i love stimming on my break. just rotating back and forth while i eat my snack

it must be so awful to get hired at my work start with normal shifts and then when someone quits you get stuck on closing all week forever like i do

Who would have guessed the club for special boys would be obsessed with who is the most special boy

i swear last summer i would put cute clothes on and go to work but this year i put cute clothes on and go i cannot wear this and take them off again. why am i not allowed to feel cute and comfy at the same time. my life is so hard

thinking ab heterophobe zhang hao

there needs to be a coordinated global effort among democracies to destroy this man's financial and social media empires and leave him impoverished and powerless

sure didnt expect to come home and spend 20 minutes sitting in the driveway ranting and crying 🫠 love my life

dog in a stroller :)

big shoutout to the customer today who asked when im gonna do my hair next and said shes always wondering what color my hair will be when she comes in 😭😭😭😭 girl u pay more attention than most of my coworkers bless ur heart

the situational depression is so real today

im so sick of my pic's antics like if you hate doing work don't fucking work here

why does my cat have to become a gremlin at 5 in the morning. she doesnt even want my attention she's literally just fucking shit up and getting mad when i stop her. girl go to sleep like the rest of us !!!!!!

please tell him he's beautiful he's a little self conscious

THE COURTROOM SKETCH ARTIST DREW THE MOMENT THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT LUIGI

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

turns out food is made of ingredients 🥀