Did they add AI to Microsoft word, did they put a little moron in my computer to torment me with tautologies

ok from what i've gleaned about the location vintage & style of aidan's "farm in norfolk" over the past 2 hours, only viable scenario is he bought a plantation somewhere between smithfield and isle of wight

ok from what i've gleaned about the location vintage & style of aidan's "farm in norfolk" over the past 2 hours, only viable scenario is he bought a plantation somewhere between smithfield and isle of wight

in all the ink spilled & pods cast over And Just Like That... not one single person prepared me for the way this show was going to talk about Norfolk Virginia

what kind of tech do leftists get excited about? lmao ok so i guess you've never gone with me to the kiwanis and found a really dusty old pager, just say that

now we've got cloud cover and hey there delilah the situation has turned on me

sunbathing outside the full-service carwash while panic! at the disco plays

it's the boots stored sole-first against the wall, for me

and the fact that you move so beautifully more or less takes care of futurism

so cribbagepilled (playing rummy but having intrusive thoughts about which things add up to 15)

i was back in town for two calendar hours in the middle of a family emergency to hand off my dog & clean out my fridge. took a walk, then brandished my extra vegetables at him outside the dog park and said "eggplant or kale?" before driving directly to an out of state hospital.

to be clear folks i want to see every flower and baby leaf you encounter for the next 3-5 weeks i need this

thank you casey saving phrase for future use

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

a couch should have a conspiratorial aura we just sat down to watch something & it feels so good i may as well have robbed a bank

my contribution to the (for the love of god post about something else) form

with each passing hour of this day @songsforhorses.com becomes more correct about this

hit a new phase of endless winter where dogboy cuts a different paw on the ice every morning i am OVER this

i made - i cannot stress this enough - a VERY good soup

huge year for me and shakespeare already. watched all of letterkenny (looping word games, dynastic feuds, constant fisticuffs, jared keeso playing two characters) + saw paul mescal's earring star in hamnet (complimentary)

i am here for "car to scale"

you know sometimes the screenshot palimpsest is really powerful let me throw another platform in the mix

new WaPo athletic vertical that's just a sports betting app

Today, I am matching donations to any org in this list, up to $1000. Reply here or DM me with receipt. www.standwithminnesota.com

i've spent the last few years teetering btw "the kind of person banks advertise debt products to" & "the kind of person banks advertise savings products to" & it is wild to watch that coin flip knowing some people are so locked into either category they will never be shown the line

Prepping musical samples for class this semester and I'm always very taken by this rendition of Peace in the Valley by the Swan Silvertones, a Black gospel quartet formed by West Virginia coal miners in the 40s

thinking once again (& always) about this lynda barry talk, especially the first 15 minutes where she lays out how natural and necessary this impulse is & calls on our instinctive understanding of it in children to help us see how relevant it remains for adults

currently, for comedy: listening to my partner's mom yell at a Google product on speakerphone, dog seeking out heating vents, texting the same friend every time i find a minute overlap btw letterkenny + heated rivalry, referring to snow days as "mandatory fiber arts sabbatical"

signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association

Anyway I understand why the upcoming film title is in quotes because girl what

once again punked by how much of sewing is ironing

one nice thing i've started doing is following @kexp-feed.nvm2u.com & looking up at least one new-to-me song a day. i also listen some, but that kind of time is limited + this feels like a nice low-commitment way to do a little intentional music discovery, a little rolling the dice.

Help bring 2-Year-Old Chloe & Her Father Home. They were kidnapped today in South Minneapolis. With the permission of the mother, we are reaching out to raise funds for lawyer fee’s, food, bond requests, rent, livability, & resources to keep this family together. gofund.me/6295b51b3

new exclamation you can use in place of the old classic, "christ on a cracker!'

dog tried to pick a fight w/ a low-flying bald eagle this morning

really leaning into the 2016 trend (having a bad time on the phone w/ mohela)

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

The True Crime Expose on Mr. Beast in 10 years is going to go triple platinum.

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen *Everyone has stories like this*

mine is that it's a circular drop-leaf w/ mechanism destined to fail also a sous-vide tofurkey related water stain

god-tier hate-read

liking your Post so hard my hand crashes through the screen and warps out of your phone and i boop your nose

beautiful, wise, and all the more prescient for solnit's decision to avoid most overt connections to contemporary politics she spends more time w/ art, beauty, biography, history, close reading, global economy, & walking around then trusts us to think & apply to our own surroundings, lives & hearts

onward and upward to "just-pack-your-lunch-bitch january"

A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it

the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams

day two in the several-hundred mile shadow of zohran mamdani's new york: collective pan pizza 🫡

humbling, always, to go back and watch the episode you slept through last night

threw away a decade-old eyeshadow palette even though it still had 3 pans w/ stuff in them NEW YEAR NEW ME